Ripped in Five Days

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jofjltncb6
jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
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I'm thinking about trying this program: http://sport.woot.com/plus/woot-will-get-you-ripped-in-5-days

Any thoughts on if it will be as effective as they claim it to be?
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  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
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    stick with crossfit.
  • CrankMeUp
    CrankMeUp Posts: 2,860 Member
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    IN
  • SnicciFit
    SnicciFit Posts: 967 Member
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    The UFC Striker Gloves should do it.
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
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    Do you smell that?

    It smells like (...sniff sniff...)

    Bull@#%!
  • Krys_140
    Krys_140 Posts: 648 Member
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    I'm guessing it will be less effective than Prancersizing.
  • smoofinator
    smoofinator Posts: 635 Member
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    I'm guessing it will be less effective than Prancersizing.

    Fantastic
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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    i can get ripped in an hour. I just drink a quart of Crown.
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
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    i can get ripped in an hour. I just drink a quart of Crown.

    Yep, that'll do it.
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,220 Member
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    I highly suggest you buy everything they list and make sure to use it all every day for 5 days. You'll be ripped...




















    ripped off that is.
  • AfatassG91
    AfatassG91 Posts: 1 Member
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    lol
    site doesn't look very serious.
    Good luck if you decide to try it
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
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    i just ripped one.

    that count?
  • Hezzietiger1
    Hezzietiger1 Posts: 1,256 Member
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    Umm.. ripped = very little body fat. Can u get to 10% body fat in 5 days? No. Not unless u r already there.
  • KatLifter
    KatLifter Posts: 1,314 Member
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    Pilates will get you jacked. #Fact.
  • AlongCame_Molly
    AlongCame_Molly Posts: 2,835 Member
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    i just ripped one.

    that count?

    This might be less funny to me if I were a little less immature. :laugh:
  • bethanylaugh
    bethanylaugh Posts: 237
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    this muscle is ripped too
    2sb1t04.jpg
  • explosivedonut
    explosivedonut Posts: 419 Member
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    Guys, woot is known for being a "joking" site. All their descriptions and stuff are overblown, geeky, etc. It's part of their schtick. They aren't actually saying they will get you ripped in 5 days. They are parodying the silly infomercials like shake weights etc.
  • KatLifter
    KatLifter Posts: 1,314 Member
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    this muscle is ripped too
    2sb1t04.jpg

    OUCH!!!!!
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
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    No it won't get you ripped but it will get you both yolked AND swole.
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
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    Guys, woot is known for being a "joking" site. All their descriptions and stuff are overblown, geeky, etc. It's part of their schtick. They aren't actually saying they will get you ripped in 5 days. They are parodying the silly infomercials like shake weights etc.

    That you felt the need to explain this saddens me a little...

    ...and the fact that your explanation probably *was* necessary for so many saddens me a great deal and causes me to weep for humanity.
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
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    No no, it's true, I know because I read about it in the Onion.

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