Ripped in Five Days

jofjltncb6
jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
in Fitness and Exercise
I'm thinking about trying this program: http://sport.woot.com/plus/woot-will-get-you-ripped-in-5-days

Any thoughts on if it will be as effective as they claim it to be?

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  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
    stick with crossfit.
  • CrankMeUp
    CrankMeUp Posts: 2,860 Member
    IN
  • SnicciFit
    SnicciFit Posts: 967 Member
    The UFC Striker Gloves should do it.
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    Do you smell that?

    It smells like (...sniff sniff...)

    Bull@#%!
  • Krys_140
    Krys_140 Posts: 648 Member
    I'm guessing it will be less effective than Prancersizing.
  • smoofinator
    smoofinator Posts: 635 Member
    I'm guessing it will be less effective than Prancersizing.

    Fantastic
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    i can get ripped in an hour. I just drink a quart of Crown.
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    i can get ripped in an hour. I just drink a quart of Crown.

    Yep, that'll do it.
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    I highly suggest you buy everything they list and make sure to use it all every day for 5 days. You'll be ripped...




















    ripped off that is.
  • AfatassG91
    AfatassG91 Posts: 1 Member
    lol
    site doesn't look very serious.
    Good luck if you decide to try it
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    i just ripped one.

    that count?
  • Hezzietiger1
    Hezzietiger1 Posts: 1,256 Member
    Umm.. ripped = very little body fat. Can u get to 10% body fat in 5 days? No. Not unless u r already there.
  • KatLifter
    KatLifter Posts: 1,314 Member
    Pilates will get you jacked. #Fact.
  • AlongCame_Molly
    AlongCame_Molly Posts: 2,835 Member
    i just ripped one.

    that count?

    This might be less funny to me if I were a little less immature. :laugh:
  • bethanylaugh
    bethanylaugh Posts: 237
    this muscle is ripped too
    2sb1t04.jpg
  • explosivedonut
    explosivedonut Posts: 419 Member
    Guys, woot is known for being a "joking" site. All their descriptions and stuff are overblown, geeky, etc. It's part of their schtick. They aren't actually saying they will get you ripped in 5 days. They are parodying the silly infomercials like shake weights etc.
  • KatLifter
    KatLifter Posts: 1,314 Member
    this muscle is ripped too
    2sb1t04.jpg

    OUCH!!!!!
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    No it won't get you ripped but it will get you both yolked AND swole.
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    Guys, woot is known for being a "joking" site. All their descriptions and stuff are overblown, geeky, etc. It's part of their schtick. They aren't actually saying they will get you ripped in 5 days. They are parodying the silly infomercials like shake weights etc.

    That you felt the need to explain this saddens me a little...

    ...and the fact that your explanation probably *was* necessary for so many saddens me a great deal and causes me to weep for humanity.
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    No no, it's true, I know because I read about it in the Onion.
  • Otterluv
    Otterluv Posts: 9,083 Member
    No no, it's true, I know because I read about it in the Onion.

    and onions are good for you (but only if you juice them), so I'm sure it's totally legit.
  • dooplegoon
    dooplegoon Posts: 66
    Oh I've seen this one. You watch this weird video and then your phone rings and someone whispers "5 Days". You spend the next 5 days building muscle from pure terror. And then you die.
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    Oh I've seen this one. You watch this weird video and then your phone rings and someone whispers "5 Days". You spend the next 5 days building muscle from pure terror. And then you die.
    If instead of whispering "5 days" they yell "macaroni" then you watched the wrong movie. But at least you won't die.
  • JuliaLee67
    JuliaLee67 Posts: 149
    this muscle is ripped too
    2sb1t04.jpg

    Owieeeeeee! D:D:D:
  • shaunap3
    shaunap3 Posts: 206 Member
    "Just hydrate, stretch, and buy this stuff!"
    Hah! If life were that easy it wouldn't have taken me THREE YEARS to lose THIRTY POUNDS. (and keep it off)
  • dooplegoon
    dooplegoon Posts: 66
    Oh I've seen this one. You watch this weird video and then your phone rings and someone whispers "5 Days". You spend the next 5 days building muscle from pure terror. And then you die.
    If instead of whispering "5 days" they yell "macaroni" then you watched the wrong movie. But at least you won't die.

    Yes of course you survive unless you press 1 for more options.
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    Guys, woot is known for being a "joking" site. All their descriptions and stuff are overblown, geeky, etc. It's part of their schtick. They aren't actually saying they will get you ripped in 5 days. They are parodying the silly infomercials like shake weights etc.

    You need at least a month of lurking the forums before you respond to a post.

    Thank me later :drinker:

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