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edited January 27 in Chit-Chat
Saturday's Random Thought...

Shakira is a beautiful, beautiful woman.

However, whomever keeps telling her that she's "talented," and that she should "keep making records..." should be flogged.
Severely.
With extreme prejudice.

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  • Posts: 356 Member
    you ve obviously never met a woman who can dance to "whenever" and make a better job than shakira.!!!

    They make good partners !!!!
  • you ve obviously never met a woman who can dance to "whenever" and make a better job than shakira.!!!

    They make good partners !!!!
    I literally have no idea what point you're trying to convey there.
  • Posts: 1,062 Member
    I love Shakira. Flog me.
  • Posts: 6,349 Member
    Her hips dont lie. Trust me.
  • I love Shakira. Flog me.
    Really? Her voice doesn't sound like 14 cats in a washing machine to you?

    Don't get me wrong... she's gorgeous. And she can dance. And she's sexy as hell... but... singing? Really?
  • Posts: 1,936 Member
    whatever!

    Rabiosa was simply mindblowing! Shakira is the bomb:drinker:
  • Posts: 1,574 Member
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    Now... that is nice. Mostly, because there's no sound.
  • Posts: 1,574 Member
    Really? Her voice doesn't sound like 14 cats in a washing machine to you?

    Don't get me wrong... she's gorgeous. And she can dance. And she's sexy as hell... but... singing? Really?
    I like her voice.

    In for flogging. And gifs.
  • Shakira's hips don't lie... they said that she's tone-deaf.
  • Posts: 694 Member
    I like Shakira also ,More her older stuff though.
  • Posts: 88 Member
    I love her music but sometimes her voice gets to me...but still better than Ke$ha, now her voice makes me feel like driving into a wall.
  • I love her music but sometimes her voice gets to me...but still better than Ke$ha, now her voice makes me feel like driving into a wall.
    I think on Ke$ha's albums, they actually record 14 cats in a washing machine.
  • Posts: 1,574 Member
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  • Ok... she's cute... but... does that mean she can sing?
  • Posts: 2,835 Member
    Really? Her voice doesn't sound like 14 cats in a washing machine to you?

    Don't get me wrong... she's gorgeous. And she can dance. And she's sexy as hell... but... singing? Really?

    This. Her career needs to be limited strictly to dancing and modeling. Every time she opens her mouth an angel dies.
  • Posts: 2,777 Member
    Who has time to notice her singing voice?
  • Posts: 6,998 Member
    I like Whenever, Wherever. I LIKE THE WAY IT SOUNDS. With her Shakira horn noise and everything.
  • I have to agree with the poster here. I'm not a fan of her voice.
  • Posts: 382 Member
    I think on Ke$ha's albums, they actually record 14 cats in a washing machine.

    Drunk cats
  • Posts: 9,377 Member
    I literally have no idea what point you're trying to convey there.

    I are confused. BUT, I :heart: Shakira, I don't care what anyone says!

    ETA that it was her voice that I liked about her to begin with. She was on tv, and I was in another room, so I didn't see how hot she was until later. :bigsmile:
  • Posts: 382 Member
    Ok... she's cute... but... does that mean she can sing?

    But she makes me sound like I can.
  • Posts: 9,883 Member
    I love the music in her songs, her dancing, her lyrics, the beats, everything.......
    Except I too, am not a big fan of her voice. haha

    But then again, I can't really think of anyone else singing her songs..... She has a "unique" voice...?

    I bet she can yodel. :laugh:
  • Posts: 41,865 Member
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  • Posts: 42 Member
    Saturday's Random Thought...

    Shakira is a beautiful, beautiful woman.

    However, whomever keeps telling her that she's "talented," and that she should "keep making records..." should be flogged.
    Severely.
    With extreme prejudice.

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    Happy Weekend.


    I grew up with her music. I listened to every song up until she crossed over. she is very talented, you just didnt get the opportunity, to listen to her when she really rocked..( before her grand crossover)
  • Posts: 1,034 Member
    I actually like her voice.. it's different for all the other pop stars out there.

    Plus she is sexy as hell, which helps ALOT!!!
  • Posts: 9,377 Member
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  • Posts: 703 Member
    Agreed. Awesome as she may be in every other category, her singing is not so awesome.
  • Posts: 454
    shakira is awfull when singing in english
  • Posts: 327
    I grew up with her music. I listened to every song up until she crossed over. she is very talented, you just didnt get the opportunity, to listen to her when she really rocked..( before her grand crossover)
    Yep. Her first albums, before she began singing in English, are amazing. They have a "Jagged Little Pill" vibe to them. Great stuff.

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