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    Rounding out the axis of food evil... Asparagus.

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    edited January 28 in Chit-Chat
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    • Posts: 497
      I like asparagus and urine always stinks, so we might as well change up the odor every so often . . .
    • Posts: 6,129 Member
      I like asparagus and urine always stinks, so we might as well change up the odor every so often . . .

      asparagus pee smells like sulfur? Hell smells like sulfur? coincidence??

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      There's no such thing as hell. Your argument is invalid. Eat your asparagus.
    • Posts: 1,126 Member
      It's one of my top 5 favorites!!!!


      If you don't like asparagus you are what is wrong with this world.
    • Posts: 1,621 Member
      I love asparagus! However brussel sprouts are on my evil foods. Gross!
    • Posts: 7,512 Member
      lies! Sounds like pinko commie propaganda
    • Posts: 704 Member
      I've not got the genetic coding that makes it possible to smell asparagus pee.




      So I don't care. It's awesome. Steamed, with a poached egg and some sea salt.
    • Posts: 349 Member
      I love asparagus spears
    • Posts: 4,142 Member
      yum..asparagus..love it. and i have no idea if my pee smells like it. lol
    • Posts: 4,142 Member
      I love asparagus spears

      related to Britney?
    • Posts: 349 Member
      I've not got the genetic coding that makes it possible to smell asparagus pee.




      So I don't care. It's awesome. Steamed, with a poached egg and some sea salt.

      I do. I guess I'm speshul.
    • Posts: 349 Member
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      related to Britney?

      I ALWAYS think that too.
    • Posts: 242 Member
      I want to know why it makes your pee smell??? And its almost immediately after you eat it! How does that work???? :noway:
    • Posts: 1,267 Member
      Always love to grill a few spears with my steak.
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    • Posts: 230 Member
      Incorrect. Asparagus is magical, not evil. Your food preferences are broken.
    • Posts: 2,545 Member
      I never smelled my pee afterwards. Will try!
    • Posts: 349 Member
      I want to know why it makes your pee smell??? And its almost immediately after you eat it! How does that work???? :noway:

      Only 20% of the world's populace can smell asparagus pee. Or some bull-ish
    • Posts: 4
      fresh-picked asparagus spears, 1-2 minutes in boiling water... salt and some homemade rosemary infused olive oil and you got yourself a party
    • Posts: 100
      Yum love asparagus. Sautee with garlic and almonds and throw some shredded parm on there.
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      @violettatx: I couldn't agree with you more. It makes my pee smell like rose water.

      Asparagus Rules!
    • Posts: 242 Member
      I never smelled my pee afterwards. Will try!

      OMG how can you avoid it - it comes right up out of the toilet! LMAO! I swear I went into the restroom at work today and would swear the person who was in there had had asparagus at some point in the last 24 hours! Almost had to go to another restroom!

      Oh, but I do LOVE it!!! LOL
    • Posts: 218 Member
      Grilled asparagus is the best. My kids eat it and they don't even like asparagus.
    • Posts: 854 Member
      asparagus is awesome
    • Posts: 599 Member
      Asparagus is one of those foods I love, but puts a funny look on her face. Balance with pineapple.

      Related note: Asparagus and pineapple really do go well together with a nice steak!
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      asparagus pee smells like sulfur? Hell smells like sulfur? coincidence??

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      Parts of New Zealand smell like sulphur and that place is heaven on earth (see scenery in the LOTRs film if further proof is needed) so your argument is double bubble invalid.

      Cook some asparagus under a grill with garlic flakes and some real butter spread on top. Offer to marry me later.
    • Posts: 9,377 Member
      I love asspergas!!!
    • Posts: 7,173 Member
      Asparagus attacked my friend & gave her a splinter from hell...it is on my *kitten* list :angry:
    • Posts: 18
      You've all convinced me; I'm making it tonight! Yay, green peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
    • Posts: 43 Member
      Asparagus...love it. Roasted with EVOO, garlic, onion, cayenne, salt & pepper.

      Anyone who doesn't like it is a-okay with me...just means more for me. I gladly give up my entire life's allotment of mushrooms in return. =o )
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