Rounding out the axis of food evil... Asparagus.

BrainyBurro
BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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  • AJinBirmingham
    AJinBirmingham Posts: 497
    I like asparagus and urine always stinks, so we might as well change up the odor every so often . . .
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    I like asparagus and urine always stinks, so we might as well change up the odor every so often . . .

    asparagus pee smells like sulfur? Hell smells like sulfur? coincidence??

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  • AJinBirmingham
    AJinBirmingham Posts: 497
    There's no such thing as hell. Your argument is invalid. Eat your asparagus.
  • LonLB
    LonLB Posts: 1,126 Member
    It's one of my top 5 favorites!!!!


    If you don't like asparagus you are what is wrong with this world.
  • aquarabbit
    aquarabbit Posts: 1,622 Member
    I love asparagus! However brussel sprouts are on my evil foods. Gross!
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    lies! Sounds like pinko commie propaganda
  • Sqeekyjojo
    Sqeekyjojo Posts: 704 Member
    I've not got the genetic coding that makes it possible to smell asparagus pee.




    So I don't care. It's awesome. Steamed, with a poached egg and some sea salt.
  • PhattiPhat
    PhattiPhat Posts: 349 Member
    I love asparagus spears
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    yum..asparagus..love it. and i have no idea if my pee smells like it. lol
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    I love asparagus spears

    related to Britney?
  • PhattiPhat
    PhattiPhat Posts: 349 Member
    I've not got the genetic coding that makes it possible to smell asparagus pee.




    So I don't care. It's awesome. Steamed, with a poached egg and some sea salt.

    I do. I guess I'm speshul.
  • PhattiPhat
    PhattiPhat Posts: 349 Member
    I love asparagus spears

    related to Britney?

    I ALWAYS think that too.
  • baileysmom4
    baileysmom4 Posts: 242 Member
    I want to know why it makes your pee smell??? And its almost immediately after you eat it! How does that work???? :noway:
  • GetSoda
    GetSoda Posts: 1,267 Member
    Always love to grill a few spears with my steak.
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  • violettatx
    violettatx Posts: 230 Member
    Incorrect. Asparagus is magical, not evil. Your food preferences are broken.
  • CorvusCorax77
    CorvusCorax77 Posts: 2,536 Member
    I never smelled my pee afterwards. Will try!
  • PhattiPhat
    PhattiPhat Posts: 349 Member
    I want to know why it makes your pee smell??? And its almost immediately after you eat it! How does that work???? :noway:

    Only 20% of the world's populace can smell asparagus pee. Or some bull-ish
  • webzter
    webzter Posts: 4
    fresh-picked asparagus spears, 1-2 minutes in boiling water... salt and some homemade rosemary infused olive oil and you got yourself a party
  • MamaCatO
    MamaCatO Posts: 100
    Yum love asparagus. Sautee with garlic and almonds and throw some shredded parm on there.
  • joe_madre
    joe_madre Posts: 693
    @violettatx: I couldn't agree with you more. It makes my pee smell like rose water.

    Asparagus Rules!
  • baileysmom4
    baileysmom4 Posts: 242 Member
    I never smelled my pee afterwards. Will try!

    OMG how can you avoid it - it comes right up out of the toilet! LMAO! I swear I went into the restroom at work today and would swear the person who was in there had had asparagus at some point in the last 24 hours! Almost had to go to another restroom!

    Oh, but I do LOVE it!!! LOL
  • kobiemom
    kobiemom Posts: 218 Member
    Grilled asparagus is the best. My kids eat it and they don't even like asparagus.
  • Anthonydaman
    Anthonydaman Posts: 854 Member
    asparagus is awesome
  • kms1320
    kms1320 Posts: 599 Member
    Asparagus is one of those foods I love, but puts a funny look on her face. Balance with pineapple.

    Related note: Asparagus and pineapple really do go well together with a nice steak!
  • LondonEliza
    LondonEliza Posts: 456 Member
    I like asparagus and urine always stinks, so we might as well change up the odor every so often . . .

    asparagus pee smells like sulfur? Hell smells like sulfur? coincidence??

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    Parts of New Zealand smell like sulphur and that place is heaven on earth (see scenery in the LOTRs film if further proof is needed) so your argument is double bubble invalid.

    Cook some asparagus under a grill with garlic flakes and some real butter spread on top. Offer to marry me later.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    I love asspergas!!!
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Asparagus attacked my friend & gave her a splinter from hell...it is on my *kitten* list :angry:
  • lulu4thewin
    lulu4thewin Posts: 18
    You've all convinced me; I'm making it tonight! Yay, green peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
  • quietlilsis
    quietlilsis Posts: 43 Member
    Asparagus...love it. Roasted with EVOO, garlic, onion, cayenne, salt & pepper.

    Anyone who doesn't like it is a-okay with me...just means more for me. I gladly give up my entire life's allotment of mushrooms in return. =o )

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