Name one thing you are NO longer allowed to do and why?

twinkle941980
twinkle941980 Posts: 24 Member
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I shall go first, I am no longer allowed to donate blood......because my anemia is so bad that they won't even stick the catheter in my arm! Lol
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  • ecdce
    ecdce Posts: 129 Member
    Also donate blood. Lived in Europe during Chernobyl and mad cow, although I'm not sure which prohibits blood donation.
  • megabyt23
    megabyt23 Posts: 580 Member
    play video games with my friends...because apparently there is such a thing as too competitive lol
  • Stump_Likker
    Stump_Likker Posts: 2,059 Member
    Go to the Home Depot by my house. I threatened to beat the manager's *kitten*. He deserved it.
  • toothpastechica
    toothpastechica Posts: 250 Member
    Also donate blood. Lived in Europe during Chernobyl and mad cow, although I'm not sure which prohibits blood donation.

    I can't donate blood either because I went to malaria area in south America and didn't take the anti-malaria meds (the last time I took them the side effects were so bad that I refuse to do it again and avoid malaria the way the locals do, with bug repellent and mosquito nets! Hahah). I was told to wait 10 years before giving blood because of that.
  • Mr_Competitive
    Mr_Competitive Posts: 845
    Watch internet porn before breakfast... apparently its "just not right"??
  • Stump_Likker
    Stump_Likker Posts: 2,059 Member
    Watch internet porn before breakfast... apparently its "just not right"??

    C'mon, really? It's gets you going!
  • megabyt23
    megabyt23 Posts: 580 Member
    Watch internet porn before breakfast... apparently its "just not right"??

    C'mon, really? It's gets you going!

    O.o not even sure how to respond to this hahahaha
  • Mr_Competitive
    Mr_Competitive Posts: 845
    Watch internet porn before breakfast... apparently its "just not right"??

    C'mon, really? It's gets you going!

    Its been a while...
  • Mr_Competitive
    Mr_Competitive Posts: 845
    Watch internet porn before breakfast... apparently its "just not right"??

    C'mon, really? It's gets you going!

    O.o not even sure how to respond to this hahahaha

    Ok my kiwi sense of humour is maybe not as transerrable as I thought... :)
  • xxghost
    xxghost Posts: 4,697 Member
    Watch internet porn before breakfast... apparently its "just not right"??

    I wonder if during breakfast would be more appropriate.
    This is an experiment for tomorrow morning.
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    go to a ****ty restaurant because we refused to pay for the ****ty meal, that was hardly eaten.
  • pudadough
    pudadough Posts: 1,271 Member
    I also am not allowed to donate. I passed smooth out in a Wal Mart after donating plasma in college.


    I am not allowed to wear shorts. Something about "blinding innocent bystanders with vampire whiteness." Pffft.
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member



    I am not allowed to wear shorts. Something about "blinding innocent bystanders with vampire whiteness." Pffft.

    poor gal, how are you supposed to tan them legs if you can't wear shorts?
  • traczekn
    traczekn Posts: 14
    best. reply. ever.
  • traczekn
    traczekn Posts: 14
    Watch internet porn before breakfast... apparently its "just not right"??

    C'mon, really? It's gets you going!

    O.o not even sure how to respond to this hahahaha
    best. post. ever.
    Ok my kiwi sense of humour is maybe not as transerrable as I thought... :)
  • TheSwoleMinister_deleted
    TheSwoleMinister_deleted Posts: 540 Member
    Not allowed to watch internet porn during breakfast. Apparently it bothers the dog.
  • cng31183
    cng31183 Posts: 126 Member
    Use my husbands nailclippers/tweezers/scissors/pens because I lose them :grumble:
  • thatonegirlwiththestuff
    thatonegirlwiththestuff Posts: 1,171 Member
    Eat a bacon cheeseburger. My jeans said they just can't take it.
  • ajstaudt
    ajstaudt Posts: 28 Member
    Feed my mogwai after midnight.
  • Stump_Likker
    Stump_Likker Posts: 2,059 Member
    Not allowed to watch internet porn during breakfast. Apparently it bothers the dog.


    Um, yeah. Ok. I'm not touching this one. Lol
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
    I'm no longer allowed near Jon Stewart's house. Apparently he didn't realized that we're going to get married... :grumble:

    Oh, and I found out a while ago that it's frowned upon to drive really close to somebody who is driving way to slow. Ya know, "creates dangerous driving situation" and all that jazz...
  • citygirl04
    citygirl04 Posts: 286 Member
    Be friends with an ex because according to him it's all or nothing.
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
    Watch internet porn before breakfast... apparently its "just not right"??

    Soooo... now there's a designated time for these things? Why was I not notified?
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
    I've been forbidden from pointing out a certain person's or persons' blatant stupidity to them. Because our 'couple's counselor' said so. Just because they're stupid, I don't need to point it out, no matter how funny it might be.
  • Rosplosion
    Rosplosion Posts: 739 Member
    No longer allowed to have sex outisde my marriage. Not even with chicks! Seriously?
  • MaryJane_8810002
    MaryJane_8810002 Posts: 2,082 Member
    Eat meat and dairy. For some reason it makes me smell bad.:angry:
  • THoff2206
    THoff2206 Posts: 25
    I'm not allowed to people watch, I've been told it's rude.
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
    No longer allowed to have sex outisde my marriage. Not even with chicks! Seriously?

    Well, there goes my plan for next weekend...
  • RebeccaHite
    RebeccaHite Posts: 187 Member
    No more Alcohol by body doesn't tolerate it anymore ~
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
    And I'm not allowed to bench press my neighbor's cat anymore. One of those "social norm" things.


    psst, I'm pretty sure "social norm" is just a code name for "kill-joy."

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