Favorite TV show quotes

ChristinaR720
ChristinaR720 Posts: 1,186
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Psych - "We're racing for pinks!" (drag racing episode - Shawn and Gus are in the Blueberry and the other guy is in a souped up truck)

Psych - "You'll be fine, Dad! Remember, it's 90% mental!" (Shawn yells this to his dad in the ER after he was shot)

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  • aquarabbit
    aquarabbit Posts: 1,622 Member
    I'm going to quote the entirety of the first episode of Firefly to the credits in Serenity.

    Eastwick: "I ran out of deodorant this morning, so I rubbed my pits with the dryer sheet and now I just smell like mountain fresh BO."

    Archer: "You can lie, but your boner can't."

    Archer - "Seriously Lana. This must be what it's like to have sex with me."
    Lana - "How can an air boat be selfish?"
    Archer - "Nope, can't hear you I'm too happy."

    Parks and Rec: "Crying. Reserved for funerals and the Grand Canyon."

    "Was I wearing a tiara when I came in? Because if I was can you have Lady Pennyface retrieve it and send it post hence?"
  • TheDarlingOne
    TheDarlingOne Posts: 255 Member
    "Got any cheese?" - Steve Urkle ha!
  • EnderNC
    EnderNC Posts: 383 Member
    Firefly: Mal- "Well looks like we got here just in the nick of time! What does that make us?"
    Zoe- "Big Damn Heroes, Sir"
    Mal- "Ain't we just!"

    Dollhouse:
    Dr. Saunders: One good sneeze could bring on a seizure.
    Topher : Or even worse, a sneezure.
  • DanOhh
    DanOhh Posts: 1,806 Member
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  • kylamaries
    kylamaries Posts: 291
    Just about any quote from The Office, my favorite being: "I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."
  • Kayla_292to165
    Kayla_292to165 Posts: 249 Member
    Lots of them from Supernatural...

    Dean: "son of a *****!" (In the Changing Channels episode)

    Dean: "we seek out things that want to kill us. Or eat us. You know who does that? Crazy people! We are insane!"

    Bobby: " idjects"

    Sam's lines in the genital herpes commercial " I'm doing all I can to slightly lessen the spread of genital herpes and that's a good thing."

    Dean: "I'm Batman."


    Sam: "what kind of house doesn't have salt?!? Low sodium freaks."

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