The Terrible Tragedy of the Healthy Eater

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  • athensguy
    athensguy Posts: 550
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    I'm not sure what gluten and GMOs have to do with eating healthy (hint: nothing), but I got bored.
  • rhonderoo
    rhonderoo Posts: 145 Member
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    Never go to Prevention's site. :drinker:
  • JenniP0926
    JenniP0926 Posts: 2 Member
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    This is so well written!
  • newjojie
    newjojie Posts: 291 Member
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    Pretty funny.....I feel like that sometimes.
  • Amielaphone
    Amielaphone Posts: 1 Member
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    Pure. Gold.
  • WhataBroad
    WhataBroad Posts: 1,091 Member
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    :laugh: very cool!! *as I eat my Activia*
  • Jaulen
    Jaulen Posts: 468 Member
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    This is funny, thanks for posting....ah, 1st world problems.

    But really, i have one of those $79 imported pickling crocks (ok, I think mine might have cost more than that)...but I don't pickle for the health benefits. (what?)...my homemade sauerkraut is vastly superior in taste to the grocery store stuff.

    Mmmmm. 'Kraut.
  • nikilis
    nikilis Posts: 2,305 Member
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    I feel like I agree with you, but I only read about 20% of the essay you posted before my attention span gave out

    20%? I made it through the first 3 sentences.

    If I could get this as a set of 5 bullet points or one sentence that would be appreciated. aint nobody got time fo dat!
  • ChristineS_51
    ChristineS_51 Posts: 872 Member
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    OP = :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • AA1ex
    AA1ex Posts: 223 Member
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    I feel like I agree with you, but I only read about 20% of the essay you posted before my attention span gave out

    20%? I made it through the first 3 sentences.

    If I could get this as a set of 5 bullet points or one sentence that would be appreciated. aint nobody got time fo dat!

    True^ I think I read 10%....
  • PhattiPhat
    PhattiPhat Posts: 349 Member
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  • Kindone
    Kindone Posts: 138 Member
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    I never get tired of this article. :D
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
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    Well ****, now I have to throw out all my veggie burgers. My biggest thought was "why does he keep misspelling Activia?!" Great post, thanks for sharing!

    Edited to fix spelling! :tongue:
  • AmberleyAngel
    AmberleyAngel Posts: 160 Member
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    Excellent. Love it.
  • nextrightthing
    nextrightthing Posts: 408 Member
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    I read the whole thing and thoroughly enjoyed it. I have said or done almost all of these things...... except the rabbit raising or eating:-) I was so worried that you were going to let Kale off the hook however, so glad you brought up the oxylate problem. This is why I don't drink green smoothies like they are going out of style anymore. Seriously this was great!
  • nextrightthing
    nextrightthing Posts: 408 Member
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    Oh and I laughed!
  • salt160
    salt160 Posts: 44
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    Awesome!

    Best read on this site EVER.
  • bio01979
    bio01979 Posts: 313
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    I never get tired of this article. :D

    lol me neither, I posted it the other day :)

    It makes me laugh and expresses exactly how I feel about the 5 million contradictory things we hear about food :)
  • Dementedllama
    Dementedllama Posts: 177 Member
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    I know, right? Hahaha
    Reading all of this gave me anxiety lol
  • sympha01
    sympha01 Posts: 942 Member
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    Is that honey I see you putting in your tea? BUT HONEY IS BEE SLAVERY!
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