Name one thing you are NO longer allowed to do and why?

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  • twinkle941980
    twinkle941980 Posts: 24 Member
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    Lmfao if I knew we were going in this direction I would have given my naughty answer instead! Love it.
  • Crossfit112
    Crossfit112 Posts: 269 Member
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    live and party like high school and college days .., prefer not to say lol
  • Pamella513
    Pamella513 Posts: 72
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    I'm no longer allowed to put the cat in the microwave. Apparently PETA doesn't think it's funny.
  • siqiniq
    siqiniq Posts: 237 Member
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    Go to work in my bathrobe. Something about a dress code or some such crazy thing.
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
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    I am no longer allowed to drink several double martinis at the casino. Why? Because they asked me to leave. :laugh:
  • Perplexities
    Perplexities Posts: 612 Member
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    Ride horses.





    By far the worst thing I've ever done
    Be 12, living with abusive uncle and auntie
    We lived on an old farm, no animals just fields
    My uncle goes off to a market and comes back with this filthy *kitten* horse
    Says it's bred from some old bloke's prize stallion
    Auntie loves it for some reason, coz it's all muddy she calls it "Dirty". She was a bit ****ed up like that.
    I, being a countryside guy, liked horses and riding them
    Then they turned on me saying "If we ever catch you riding our ****ing horse then we will beat the living shot out of you"
    They meant it, they'd done it before
    Few days later, I'm messing in the fields with some old tractor tire I found
    Dirty is just eating grass and **** next to me
    Auntie and uncle come out every few minutes to make sure I'm not riding the horse
    Get bored and climb inside the tire
    Tire starts moving (field wasn't flat)
    Can't stop.
    Auntie and uncle come outside to check on me
    They see me rollin'
    They hatin'
    Patrolling
    Trying to catch me riding Dirty
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
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    Ride horses.





    By far the worst thing I've ever done
    Be 12, living with abusive uncle and auntie
    We lived on an old farm, no animals just fields
    My uncle goes off to a market and comes back with this filthy *kitten* horse
    Says it's bred from some old bloke's prize stallion
    Auntie loves it for some reason, coz it's all muddy she calls it "Dirty". She was a bit ****ed up like that.
    I, being a countryside guy, liked horses and riding them
    Then they turned on me saying "If we ever catch you riding our ****ing horse then we will beat the living shot out of you"
    They meant it, they'd done it before
    Few days later, I'm messing in the fields with some old tractor tire I found
    Dirty is just eating grass and **** next to me
    Auntie and uncle come out every few minutes to make sure I'm not riding the horse
    Get bored and climb inside the tire
    Tire starts moving (field wasn't flat)
    Can't stop.
    Auntie and uncle come outside to check on me
    They see me rollin'
    They hatin'
    Patrolling
    Trying to catch me riding Dirty

    :laugh:

    Needs to be on the poetry thread.
  • Greenrun99
    Greenrun99 Posts: 2,065 Member
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    I can no longer drink hard liquor for 8+ hours and wake up the next day and do it again.. damn you age and weight loss..
  • twinkle941980
    twinkle941980 Posts: 24 Member
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    I can no longer drink hard liquor for 8+ hours and wake up the next day and do it again.. damn you age and weight loss..
    Yeah, this here pisses me off so bad! I feel like I just can't hang anymore but at least we're healthy! Lol
  • pebbs80
    pebbs80 Posts: 102
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    Have sex with other people... because I'm married :P
  • pebbs80
    pebbs80 Posts: 102
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    No longer allowed to have sex outisde my marriage. Not even with chicks! Seriously?

    Same here... other then he's ok if I bring in a chick
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    I do not talk down to myself, or at least it s my intention not to. One of my big issues has been that I am REALLY encouraging and positive for others and I used to talk down to myself.
  • ironanimal
    ironanimal Posts: 5,922 Member
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    I also am not allowed to donate. I passed smooth out in a Wal Mart after donating plasma in college.


    I am not allowed to wear shorts. Something about "blinding innocent bystanders with vampire whiteness." Pffft.
    This post is invalid without pics.

    I am no longer allowed to be warm in the winter without 5 frikking layers of clothing, or sit on my *kitten* for more than 2 hours without it going dead.
  • manderson27
    manderson27 Posts: 3,510 Member
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    I am no longer allowed to keep my mad relatives locked in the attic, it's against the law apparently :grumble: so I have released them into the wild. :bigsmile:
  • mystiedragonfly
    mystiedragonfly Posts: 189 Member
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    - No more Olympic power lifting for me.... because I am old. My hips do not allow for the sudden drop you have to do in order to get the weight over your head. Thus, I have to do slow lifts now.

    - No more shrimp or shell fish for me. It was fine till a few years ago when it tried to murder me. THAT made me sad. I loved shrimp.

    - Drink the night before lifting. I like dark stout beer. My muscles tend to feel it... too long.

    - I can no longer eat an entire Chipotle burrito. I have to get the bowls, and even that is too much food sometimes.
  • Sekxy49
    Sekxy49 Posts: 104 Member
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    I am no longer allowed to drink alcohol (of any kind) through a straw!! Alcohol thru straw = kneeling at the porcelain with dry heaves...all...night...long!
  • louloustreissguth
    louloustreissguth Posts: 24 Member
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    I'm not allowed to date my best friend's boyfriend's brother anymore...*sigh* Those were the good ol days, oh and flirting with your best friend's crush. :D
  • MrsSenecal
    MrsSenecal Posts: 312 Member
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    I threw a bagel at a counter person at dunkin donuts when I was 6 months pregnant because she messed it up three times. Now I avoid that Dunkin Donuts!
  • lightdiva1
    lightdiva1 Posts: 935 Member
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    I am no longer allowed to bust out my booty dance moves while grocery shopping with my son.

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