Name one thing you are NO longer allowed to do and why?
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Watch internet porn before breakfast... apparently its "just not right"??
I'm not allowed to drink wine before breakfast. Feel your pain.
I'm also banned from board games. Something about cheating and screaming and unsportsmanlike conduct. Or something0 -
Watch internet porn before breakfast... apparently its "just not right"??
I'm not allowed to drink wine before breakfast. Feel your pain.
I'm also banned from board games. Something about cheating and screaming and unsportsmanlike conduct. Or something
Do you also get violent during Life? That *kitten* is frustrating!
Gah, MFP and your censoring!0 -
I am not allowed to wear shorts. Something about "blinding innocent bystanders with vampire whiteness." Pffft.
Hey, I know that color. I actually disappear in bright sunlight.
I'm not allowed to buy any more yarn until I finish knitting what I have. But then my stash would be gone and I'd descend into nervous fits because I had no yarn in the house.0 -
Get free passwords for paying porn sites. Why? Because I'm supposed to pay.
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I'm not allowed to walk downstairs in my underwear. So says my 6 year old.0
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Not allowed east of the Mississippi. apparently there are certain thing that are just not tolerated there.0
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Drink Tequila (quervo gold to be exact.)
Unless Im with my Best Friend and she knows ahead of time that shes gotta watch me
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play competitive ice hockey due to too many concussions. Had to think family first when my son was born. I really miss it, but dont want to be all "chickey pot pie" ish if I have another and I want to remember his moments growing up0
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Allowed to be within 100 yards of Halle Berry, Restraining order.0
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I'm not allowed to walk downstairs in my underwear. So says my 6 year old.
Im always in my underwear lol. t-shirt and underwear unless of course we have company but even then they need to be pretty special lol0 -
Lmfao if I knew we were going in this direction I would have given my naughty answer instead! Love it.0
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live and party like high school and college days .., prefer not to say lol0
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I'm no longer allowed to put the cat in the microwave. Apparently PETA doesn't think it's funny.0
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Go to work in my bathrobe. Something about a dress code or some such crazy thing.0
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I am no longer allowed to drink several double martinis at the casino. Why? Because they asked me to leave. :laugh:0
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Ride horses.
By far the worst thing I've ever done
Be 12, living with abusive uncle and auntie
We lived on an old farm, no animals just fields
My uncle goes off to a market and comes back with this filthy *kitten* horse
Says it's bred from some old bloke's prize stallion
Auntie loves it for some reason, coz it's all muddy she calls it "Dirty". She was a bit ****ed up like that.
I, being a countryside guy, liked horses and riding them
Then they turned on me saying "If we ever catch you riding our ****ing horse then we will beat the living shot out of you"
They meant it, they'd done it before
Few days later, I'm messing in the fields with some old tractor tire I found
Dirty is just eating grass and **** next to me
Auntie and uncle come out every few minutes to make sure I'm not riding the horse
Get bored and climb inside the tire
Tire starts moving (field wasn't flat)
Can't stop.
Auntie and uncle come outside to check on me
They see me rollin'
They hatin'
Patrolling
Trying to catch me riding Dirty0 -
Ride horses.
By far the worst thing I've ever done
Be 12, living with abusive uncle and auntie
We lived on an old farm, no animals just fields
My uncle goes off to a market and comes back with this filthy *kitten* horse
Says it's bred from some old bloke's prize stallion
Auntie loves it for some reason, coz it's all muddy she calls it "Dirty". She was a bit ****ed up like that.
I, being a countryside guy, liked horses and riding them
Then they turned on me saying "If we ever catch you riding our ****ing horse then we will beat the living shot out of you"
They meant it, they'd done it before
Few days later, I'm messing in the fields with some old tractor tire I found
Dirty is just eating grass and **** next to me
Auntie and uncle come out every few minutes to make sure I'm not riding the horse
Get bored and climb inside the tire
Tire starts moving (field wasn't flat)
Can't stop.
Auntie and uncle come outside to check on me
They see me rollin'
They hatin'
Patrolling
Trying to catch me riding Dirty
:laugh:
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I can no longer drink hard liquor for 8+ hours and wake up the next day and do it again.. damn you age and weight loss..0
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Yeah, this here pisses me off so bad! I feel like I just can't hang anymore but at least we're healthy! LolI can no longer drink hard liquor for 8+ hours and wake up the next day and do it again.. damn you age and weight loss..0 -
Have sex with other people... because I'm married :P0
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No longer allowed to have sex outisde my marriage. Not even with chicks! Seriously?
Same here... other then he's ok if I bring in a chick0 -
I do not talk down to myself, or at least it s my intention not to. One of my big issues has been that I am REALLY encouraging and positive for others and I used to talk down to myself.0
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This post is invalid without pics.I also am not allowed to donate. I passed smooth out in a Wal Mart after donating plasma in college.
I am not allowed to wear shorts. Something about "blinding innocent bystanders with vampire whiteness." Pffft.
I am no longer allowed to be warm in the winter without 5 frikking layers of clothing, or sit on my *kitten* for more than 2 hours without it going dead.0 -
I am no longer allowed to keep my mad relatives locked in the attic, it's against the law apparently :grumble: so I have released them into the wild. :bigsmile:0
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- No more Olympic power lifting for me.... because I am old. My hips do not allow for the sudden drop you have to do in order to get the weight over your head. Thus, I have to do slow lifts now.
- No more shrimp or shell fish for me. It was fine till a few years ago when it tried to murder me. THAT made me sad. I loved shrimp.
- Drink the night before lifting. I like dark stout beer. My muscles tend to feel it... too long.
- I can no longer eat an entire Chipotle burrito. I have to get the bowls, and even that is too much food sometimes.0 -
I am no longer allowed to drink alcohol (of any kind) through a straw!! Alcohol thru straw = kneeling at the porcelain with dry heaves...all...night...long!0
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I'm not allowed to date my best friend's boyfriend's brother anymore...*sigh* Those were the good ol days, oh and flirting with your best friend's crush.
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I threw a bagel at a counter person at dunkin donuts when I was 6 months pregnant because she messed it up three times. Now I avoid that Dunkin Donuts!0
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I am no longer allowed to bust out my booty dance moves while grocery shopping with my son.0
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