My ***** makes me mad.
UnwrappingCandy
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MY PU-S-S-Y MAKES ME MAD!!!
^^^^That little *kitten*. He's very cute and he's my baby, but he messes stuff up all the time. He has destroyed the carpet in my sitting room, recently destroyed the carpet in my bestie's spare bedroom, and today he broke three of my favourite candles when he came darting in from his room jumped onto the shelf that had the candles on it and knocked them to the floor like he was bowling. I had previously believed the shelf was high enough to keep him from doing this, but he proved me wrong. :mad:
Grrrrrrrrr, my pus-s-y makes me so mad, but I love him. Share your animal stories now, if you want to. Does your pus-s-y make you mad too?
^^^^That little *kitten*. He's very cute and he's my baby, but he messes stuff up all the time. He has destroyed the carpet in my sitting room, recently destroyed the carpet in my bestie's spare bedroom, and today he broke three of my favourite candles when he came darting in from his room jumped onto the shelf that had the candles on it and knocked them to the floor like he was bowling. I had previously believed the shelf was high enough to keep him from doing this, but he proved me wrong. :mad:
Grrrrrrrrr, my pus-s-y makes me so mad, but I love him. Share your animal stories now, if you want to. Does your pus-s-y make you mad too?
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Ouch TRIGGERED. How dare you post a picture of my baby who went missing last month and was probably eaten by coyotes. DDDD<
Your cat sounds hilarious though.
At least he's good for some entertainment...even if he costs you a bit of extra money! 0 -
Ouch TRIGGERED. How dare you post a picture of my baby who went missing last month and was probably eaten by coyotes. DDDD<
Your cat sounds hilarious though. At least he's good for some entertainment...even if he costs you a bit of extra money!
I'm sorry you lost your friend.
I hope that it was found by some kind cat lover who is now taking care of it. 0 -
Well if they did they can bring him back home! I bet he misses his yogurt. Thank you for the condolences -hug-Ouch TRIGGERED. How dare you post a picture of my baby who went missing last month and was probably eaten by coyotes. DDDD<
Your cat sounds hilarious though. At least he's good for some entertainment...even if he costs you a bit of extra money!
I'm sorry you lost your friend. I hope that it was found by some kind cat lover who is now taking care of it.0 -
My old cat looked awfully similar to yours, he used to eat my homework at 3am because he wanted attention! When he passed, I got another cat that looked similar again (I have a thing for black cats!) who would come running when he heard the non-existent tinkle of jewelry, and he would steal it!! Little *kitten* depleted most of my mother, my sister and my earring collections! When he passed we buried him with all the remaining single earrings. To this day we have not found all the ones he stole!0
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I've lost count of how many iPhone chargers and earbuds our little angel has destroyed. The little cords are like crack to her.
Check out
http://youtu.be/PKffm2uI4dk for a really good cat-inspired laugh. 0 -
Our last cat died a few years ago. She was one of those cats that likes to play fetch. Unfortunately, she often wanted to do it in the middle of the night. Needless to say, the cats were banished from our bedroom. Even so, she would find a cat toy somewhere and stand at our bedroom door and moan at us, which sounded weirdly hilarious with a toy in her mouth! We would have to get up and take the toy away to get her to shut up.0
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my precious little 1 year old, 17 pound angel has a thing for jumping on my desk and knocking over my monitor, every day. usuallly while i'm playing wow. right in the middle of me fighting a mob. usually getting me killed.
my 6 year old 6 toed cat is even worse. she likes to knock things off of tables, desks, bed side tables, bookcases, etc. glasses of water, wallets, bags of chips, remotes, bottles of medicine. whatever. if its in her way, she just knocks it on the floor. i have cleaned up so much spilled liquid.
then theres clyde the cat. hes special. he's neurotic, and has licked all the fur off his his belly and lower legs. i'm not sure why, but he likes it that way. because he's licked all his fur off he gets fur balls. i give him fur ball medication, but even with that, he still horks up fur balls every now and then, and always on the bed. i have to wash the bed spread at least twice a month.
and all three of them have destroyed my husband and i's desk chairs. the fabric is hanging in rags off the back.
but i love them all like my own little babies. persie my fat little black cat, baby kitty my 6 toed smarty pants, and clyde the cat, the neurotic.
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yep,,, here ya,, my ***** has bit me and put me in emerg a few times,.0
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My cat is such an adorable demon. We have mostly laminate floors, so carpets not an issue, but in the bedroom we've had to put down cheap $5 Target rugs for him to claw the hell out of. He also thinks hiding under the bed and attacking my feet is totally appropriate. Scars all over my feet and arms from him jumping on me out of nowhere.
One of these days I swear I'm gonna tie him to the mailbox with a sign "free to good home". One of these days ... :bigsmile:
Ok I lie. I can't do it. I love the damn thing too much0 -
my precious little 1 year old, 17 pound angel has a thing for jumping on my desk and knocking over my monitor, every day. usuallly while i'm playing wow. right in the middle of me fighting a mob. usually getting me killed.
my 6 year old 6 toed cat is even worse. she likes to knock things off of tables, desks, bed side tables, bookcases, etc. glasses of water, wallets, bags of chips, remotes, bottles of medicine. whatever. if its in her way, she just knocks it on the floor. i have cleaned up so much spilled liquid.
then theres clyde the cat. hes special. he's neurotic, and has licked all the fur off his his belly and lower legs. i'm not sure why, but he likes it that way. because he's licked all his fur off he gets fur balls. i give him fur ball medication, but even with that, he still horks up fur balls every now and then, and always on the bed. i have to wash the bed spread at least twice a month.
and all three of them have destroyed my husband and i's desk chairs. the fabric is hanging in rags off the back.
but i love them all like my own little babies. persie my fat little black cat, baby kitty my 6 toed smarty pants, and clyde the cat, the neurotic.
Yes my cat thinks me playing WoW = time to tackle mommy's hand.0 -
This is Sir Fuzzy Kittyhead, he's around 7 years old now and is incapable of allowing me to have carpet that is not covered in his hair for more than.....five minutes I suppose. He also loves to tear through the house at random moments for no apparent reason. His signature move is the back stab. He lays in wait, tail gently swishing behind him, behind is play barrel thing. When someone walks by he darts forward, swatting at the Achilles tendon in an attempt to sever it with his declawed paws to take the person down. He has been dubbed Momma's Lil' Rogue because we're sure if he could play D&D he'd totally go for the Rogue class.0 -
My Pets use my various charging cables to gnaw on rather than toys. I think I am more of a pet ROCK person!!0
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