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I have boobs AND a vagina.

MsMuniz
MsMuniz Posts: 399 Member
in Chit-Chat
just sayin'

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  • Mr_Cape219
    Mr_Cape219 Posts: 1,345 Member
    o *kitten*



    Things just got real.
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    Oh sure. Rub it in.
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
    Oh sure. Rub it in.
    What are we rubbing again?

    Edited because FU auto correct.
  • UnwrappingCandy
    UnwrappingCandy Posts: 418 Member
    Oh sure. Rub it in.

    Rubbing it in sounds fun. ^_^
  • JenCatwalk
    JenCatwalk Posts: 285 Member
    Oh sure. Rub it in.

    Rubbing it in sounds fun. ^_^

    It kinda does. :wink:
  • thanhdle
    thanhdle Posts: 25 Member
    screenshot please!
  • cindyhoney2
    cindyhoney2 Posts: 603 Member
    Rub-a-dub-dub :smokin:
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
    Oh sure. Rub it in.
    What are we rubbing again?

    Edited because FU auto correct.

    In for the rubs!
  • angelams1019
    angelams1019 Posts: 1,102 Member
    Me too! :drinker:
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
    Oh sure. Rub it in.
    What are we rubbing again?

    Edited because FU auto correct.

    In for the rubs!
    You hold my boobs while dirtnap rubs it in?
  • __stacyb
    __stacyb Posts: 306
    in for rubbing
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    Oh sure. Rub it in.
    What are we rubbing again?

    Edited because FU auto correct.

    In for the rubs!

    Im ready for my rubbing.
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    Oh sure. Rub it in.
    What are we rubbing again?

    Edited because FU auto correct.

    In for the rubs!
    You hold my boobs while dirtnap rubs it in?

    Hey now! How you doin'?
  • michellekicks
    michellekicks Posts: 3,624 Member
    I wish I had boobs. I lifted too many weights. Soon I will lose my vagina too, I'm sure. *sigh*
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
    Oh sure. Rub it in.
    What are we rubbing again?

    Edited because FU auto correct.

    In for the rubs!
    You hold my boobs while dirtnap rubs it in?

    Hey now! How you doin'?
    Better now that you're here. I need to rub some dirt in it... is that what my dad was always talking about growing up? Because context would've helped. Now I finally understand that statement...
  • chocolate_totoro
    chocolate_totoro Posts: 827 Member
    hey guys!
    what did i miss?? :0
  • spectralmoon
    spectralmoon Posts: 1,179 Member
    Don't lift heavy. Your vagina will fall off.
  • zyxst
    zyxst Posts: 9,150 Member
    I wish I had boobs. I lifted too many weights. Soon I will lose my vagina too, I'm sure. *sigh*

    Vaginas fall out when you run.
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  • chocolate_totoro
    chocolate_totoro Posts: 827 Member
    I wish I had boobs. I lifted too many weights. Soon I will lose my vagina too, I'm sure. *sigh*

    Vaginas fall out when you run.

    vaginas don't fall out when you run, that's a myth.
    they close up and are sealed permanently
  • MelsAuntie
    MelsAuntie Posts: 2,833 Member
    You are REALLY bored today, right? :)
  • spectralmoon
    spectralmoon Posts: 1,179 Member
    I wish I had boobs. I lifted too many weights. Soon I will lose my vagina too, I'm sure. *sigh*

    Vaginas fall out when you run.

    Paleo is great for keeping vaginas in place.
  • NicolleLindgren
    NicolleLindgren Posts: 64 Member
    This is the best thread I've ever read. Jussayin. I hope I still have boobs and a vagina by the time I get to my goal weight. I have PLENTY of boob to spare at the moment though. Anybody want some before they disappear?
  • chocolate_totoro
    chocolate_totoro Posts: 827 Member
    This is the best thread I've ever read. Jussayin. I hope I still have boobs and a vagina by the time I get to my goal weight. I have PLENTY of boob to spare at the moment though. Anybody want some before they disappear?

    DIBS
  • nope31
    nope31 Posts: 174
    You ppl are cray cray today, haha
  • spectralmoon
    spectralmoon Posts: 1,179 Member
    ^DAMMIT.
  • gmarchino
    gmarchino Posts: 1 Member
    I don't know what's going on here, but it sure cracked me up!
  • MrsPhan11
    MrsPhan11 Posts: 2,502 Member
    This is the best thread I've ever read. Jussayin. I hope I still have boobs and a vagina by the time I get to my goal weight. I have PLENTY of boob to spare at the moment though. Anybody want some before they disappear?

    Meeeee
  • NicolleLindgren
    NicolleLindgren Posts: 64 Member
    I probably have enough for 4 people, and have a C left over. First come, first served. :)
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    Olivia Posts: 10,137 MFP Staff
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