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LOL, just got G-friended

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  • jfrog123
    jfrog123 Posts: 432 Member
    "besides, larger Ho's only work in specific markets. It is all about the brand."


    It doesn't matter what type of ho's you got - for every kind you can imagine, there is someone out there who dreams of gettin' freaky with it.

    ...and you know this, how?

    I read it on the internet, and they can't put anything on the internet that isn't true. It says so on the internet.
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
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    anyone else at work and do that mouth open laugh where you try to not make a sound and you end up tearing up a bit? yeah, that was me on this one.
    **raises hand, teary eyed**

    *teary-eyed, jigging uncontrollably, and now sweating*
  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,474 Member
    g strings are good,
  • Mainebikerchick
    Mainebikerchick Posts: 1,573 Member
    That's friended by a G. or by someone in a g-string. for those who don't know.

    That reminds me, I need to stock up on dollar bills before going to town next week......

    How YOU doin???? :wink:
  • The_Enginerd
    The_Enginerd Posts: 3,982 Member
    So if I wear a thong and friend someone, they got g-friended?
    yep!
    What if I put up a picture of me in a G-string and get friended. Does that still count?
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
    I thought you meant people who won't send junk pics... only G-rated stuff.
  • rowanwood
    rowanwood Posts: 509 Member
    I thought you meant people who won't send junk pics... only G-rated stuff.

    If someone sends me unsolicited pics of their junk, they are gonna get KO-friended.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    I thought you meant people who won't send junk pics... only G-rated stuff.

    If someone sends me unsolicited pics of their junk, they are gonna get KO-friended.

    But solicited are cool?
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    I thought you meant people who won't send junk pics... only G-rated stuff.

    I don't want a G rating....
    If someone sends me unsolicited pics of their junk, they are gonna get KO-friended.

    But KO friended sounds cool. So here are some pics of my junk:

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    and...

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  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    That's friended by a G. or by someone in a g-string. for those who don't know.

    That reminds me, I need to stock up on dollar bills before going to town next week......

    wait dude, what? why are you downsizing ho's? are you like a personal trainer for strippers? or hookers? or a nutritionist for them?

    not yet! But it is good to have a dream. My dream of training Ho's was as truncated as my name, sadly.


    besides, larger Ho's only work in specific markets. It is all about the brand.
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  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    Be careful that friend could potentially introduce fecal contamination into their urethra causing urinary tract infections and/or bacterial vaginosis and candida.

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