Hot and Steamy

channadugger
channadugger Posts: 48
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I used to remember when we used to sit in the car together late at night. Usually in a empty parking lot, steaming up the windows. We would go so hard and fast at each other. Like it was the first time we met all over again. I would have you dripping from my chin. You would go straight to my butt. Oh the memories. I do miss you but I am moving on. Big Mac, Large Fries, Apple Pie, and Large Coke; you are gone. We are officially breaking up. No more late nights together. Oh and tell your friend McFlurry, no more threesomes either. Sorry dude. :cry:

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  • mrs_mab
    mrs_mab Posts: 1,024 Member
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    then you lost me............:tongue:
  • Sublimely_Self_Righteous
    Sublimely_Self_Righteous Posts: 429
    No one ever spends time with me in the back of my mom's van. I'm so sad. This is why I'm emo. :cry:
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    I LOL'd. I LOL'd so hard.
  • Katrioustu
    Katrioustu Posts: 2,461 Member
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  • megabyt23
    megabyt23 Posts: 580 Member
    You mean...I can no longer have threesomes with two men dubbed ben and jerry? ;(
  • BurningAway
    BurningAway Posts: 279
    I used to remember when we used to sit in the car together late at night. Usually in a empty parking lot, steaming up the windows. We would go so hard and fast at each other. Like it was the first time we met all over again. I would have you dripping from my chin. You would go straight to my butt. Oh the memories. I do miss you but I am moving on. Big Mac, Large Fries, Apple Pie, and Large Coke; you are gone. We are officially breaking up. No more late nights together. Oh and tell your friend McFlurry, no more threesomes either. Sorry dude. :cry:

    Just when i think i can walk away from the mcflurry, she shows up all sweet and creamy mocking me with her different colored m&ms, im like...im like one more night then ill quit! Just one more NIGHT!
  • celtbell3
    celtbell3 Posts: 738 Member
    I thought this was going to go so differently. Not sure to laugh or cry. Will do both! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :cry: :cry: :cry: :smile:
  • So_Much_Fab
    So_Much_Fab Posts: 1,146 Member
    Great...now I want secks AND McDonalds. Thanks, OP! :grumble: :laugh:
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    God that started off hot I was getting down to business then you throw in how you left them standing there with Blue Mcballs. Disappointment...


    Nah, I'm kidding I've had the same steamy love affair too. It's a deranged, sick relationship and sure takes a lot to quit them. After it's all over though you sure feel empty inside.

    Can I take your story though change the ending and see if Mr. Dense gets the hint?
  • RockinTerri
    RockinTerri Posts: 499 Member
    I was totally thinking something else until you hit the Big Mac.

    I agree though - I'd often stop and get a Double Cheeseburger (or McDouble, as they're now called) on the way to then make dinner. Have no intention of doing that ever again. If I splurge and get fast food - that's my meal, not my appetizer.
  • manders376
    manders376 Posts: 53 Member
    I seriously laughed so hard! I understand completely though. This is tough but you can do it :)
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    I didn't laugh, I was all "uh oh someone's gonna get a strike", then I was all "uh, oh, I totally can't relate". I never ate like that in a car late at night. In bed though...whole 'nother story.
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
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  • No_Finish_Line
    No_Finish_Line Posts: 3,661 Member
    you'll be back! they always come crawling back!
  • UnwrappingCandy
    UnwrappingCandy Posts: 418 Member
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    Oh...too late. :laugh:
  • hide_yo_cats
    hide_yo_cats Posts: 83 Member
    I hate it when it goes straight to the butt too.
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    but... forever this time, because I'm totally over you continuously taking them back from me!!
  • leesa0071
    leesa0071 Posts: 8 Member
    OH MY GOD!!! You got me! I was like....what the hell? I am still laughing so hard! Thanks for that and good for you!! McDonalds is sooo bad for you!
  • Tony_Brewski
    Tony_Brewski Posts: 1,376 Member
    BUWHAHAHA! Best post I've read in ages!
  • WhitneySheree88
    WhitneySheree88 Posts: 222 Member
    lolololololol greatest.post.ever!!
  • tammys_changing
    tammys_changing Posts: 657
    Funny!! But I feel cheated. McD's was never hot and steamy for me. No love lost here.

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