Beta Males

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  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,303 Member
    All males are alpha before meeting that special lady, then its all beta through marriage and divorce.

    If you go gay, it's two alpha males all the way. This leads to competing, wrestling and other sweaty activities. Clothes optional.

    What is up with your profile pic? Is it a tribute to the fuhrer?

    Yes, that's it. As a homosexual of Jewish descent that's exactly why I have that pic.

    I just found it amusing.

    Weird and interesting.
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    i'm a π male
  • thekyleo
    thekyleo Posts: 632 Member
    apparently i am a Beta Plus
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    All males are alpha before meeting that special lady, then its all beta through marriage and divorce.

    If you go gay, it's two alpha males all the way. This leads to competing, wrestling and other sweaty activities. Clothes optional.

    What is up with your profile pic? Is it a tribute to the fuhrer?

    Yes, that's it. As a homosexual of Jewish descent that's exactly why I have that pic.

    I just found it amusing.

    Weird and interesting.

    Thanks, that's a pretty big compliment (as the opposite would be normal and uninteresting). Are you flirting with me? :wink:
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    apparently i am a Beta Plus

    I'm really gonna need a dictionary here. As in you follow others rather than lead, but can still step up to the plate if necessary?
  • thekyleo
    thekyleo Posts: 632 Member
    apparently i am a Beta Plus

    I'm really gonna need a dictionary here. As in you follow others rather than lead, but can still step up to the plate if necessary?

    I would say yes on that one
  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,303 Member
    All males are alpha before meeting that special lady, then its all beta through marriage and divorce.

    If you go gay, it's two alpha males all the way. This leads to competing, wrestling and other sweaty activities. Clothes optional.

    What is up with your profile pic? Is it a tribute to the fuhrer?

    Yes, that's it. As a homosexual of Jewish descent that's exactly why I have that pic.

    I just found it amusing.

    Weird and interesting.

    Thanks, that's a pretty big compliment (as the opposite would be normal and uninteresting). Are you flirting with me? :wink:

    I only figured out mid way through you were a fellow dude, albeit beta! We play on different teams my friend :)
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    All males are alpha before meeting that special lady, then its all beta through marriage and divorce.

    If you go gay, it's two alpha males all the way. This leads to competing, wrestling and other sweaty activities. Clothes optional.

    What is up with your profile pic? Is it a tribute to the fuhrer?

    Yes, that's it. As a homosexual of Jewish descent that's exactly why I have that pic.

    I just found it amusing.

    Weird and interesting.

    That's why McB is loved :flowerforyou:
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    So OP....

    Why do you feel the need to place a label on yourself? Wouldn't it be better to not try to define yourself and instead just be yourself? And why restrict yourself to the type of people you get to know? Isn't it kind of close-minded-ish to assume you'll dislike or like those who are put in certain categorical boxes?
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    Somebody went on 4chan and learned big words
  • lacurandera1
    lacurandera1 Posts: 8,083 Member
    I thought this thread was about fish. I am disappoint.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    Somebody went on 4chan and learned big words

    Who? Me? If so....

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  • thekyleo
    thekyleo Posts: 632 Member
    So OP....

    Why do you feel the need to place a label on yourself? Wouldn't it be better to not try to define yourself and instead just be yourself? And why restrict yourself to the type of people you get to know? Isn't it kind of close-minded-ish to assume you'll dislike or like those who are put in certain categorical boxes?


    I act like myself all of the time, i just see it as i have these traits, it doesn't define me. I just have these as qualities. I don't restrict myself to the type of people i get to know. I have friends from all walks of life. I just came across these definitions and thought i would share
  • JasonT1973
    JasonT1973 Posts: 229 Member
    Somebody went on 4chan and learned big words

    4chan and 9gag are the foundation of my post college education!!
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    i'm a π male

    what kind of Pi....

    it matters.
  • Barbellerella
    Barbellerella Posts: 1,838 Member
    I dont have time to google everything in this thread.
  • JasonT1973
    JasonT1973 Posts: 229 Member
    So OP....

    Why do you feel the need to place a label on yourself? Wouldn't it be better to not try to define yourself and instead just be yourself? And why restrict yourself to the type of people you get to know? Isn't it kind of close-minded-ish to assume you'll dislike or like those who are put in certain categorical boxes?


    I act like myself all of the time, i just see it as i have these traits, it doesn't define me. I just have these as qualities. I don't restrict myself to the type of people i get to know. I have friends from all walks of life. I just came across these definitions and thought i would share

    My question is to what end?
    Are you having trouble finding an Alpha female?
    or
    Are you having trouble finding other beta dudes to talk to?
    or
    Are you just bored and really looking for an amazing protein powder pancake recipe and are terrible at asking for what you want?
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    So OP....

    Why do you feel the need to place a label on yourself? Wouldn't it be better to not try to define yourself and instead just be yourself? And why restrict yourself to the type of people you get to know? Isn't it kind of close-minded-ish to assume you'll dislike or like those who are put in certain categorical boxes?


    I act like myself all of the time, i just see it as i have these traits, it doesn't define me. I just have these as qualities. I don't restrict myself to the type of people i get to know. I have friends from all walks of life. I just came across these definitions and thought i would share

    You thought you'd share info about what a beta is by placing a sort of ad for betas? Well...odder conversations have been started on less I guess.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    i'm a π male

    what kind of Pi....

    it matters.

    QFT
  • thekyleo
    thekyleo Posts: 632 Member
    So OP....

    Why do you feel the need to place a label on yourself? Wouldn't it be better to not try to define yourself and instead just be yourself? And why restrict yourself to the type of people you get to know? Isn't it kind of close-minded-ish to assume you'll dislike or like those who are put in certain categorical boxes?


    I act like myself all of the time, i just see it as i have these traits, it doesn't define me. I just have these as qualities. I don't restrict myself to the type of people i get to know. I have friends from all walks of life. I just came across these definitions and thought i would share

    My question is to what end?
    Are you having trouble finding an Alpha female?
    or
    Are you having trouble finding other beta dudes to talk to?
    or
    Are you just bored and really looking for an amazing protein powder pancake recipe and are terrible at asking for what you want?


    1. Nope, i'm married
    2. not really
    3. possibly
  • Mrsallypants
    Mrsallypants Posts: 887 Member
    The alpha male flexes his biceps to the beta male after ten sets of preacher curls, then the beta male submissively lies down on his side while the alpha males mates with the beta male's companion to produce alpha offspring that the beta male will rear with his wealth.
  • thekyleo
    thekyleo Posts: 632 Member
    So OP....

    Why do you feel the need to place a label on yourself? Wouldn't it be better to not try to define yourself and instead just be yourself? And why restrict yourself to the type of people you get to know? Isn't it kind of close-minded-ish to assume you'll dislike or like those who are put in certain categorical boxes?


    I act like myself all of the time, i just see it as i have these traits, it doesn't define me. I just have these as qualities. I don't restrict myself to the type of people i get to know. I have friends from all walks of life. I just came across these definitions and thought i would share

    You thought you'd share info about what a beta is by placing a sort of ad for betas? Well...odder conversations have been started on less I guess.

    Kind of i guess, i came to a realization that i was a beta recently
  • thekyleo
    thekyleo Posts: 632 Member
    The alpha male flexes his biceps to the beta male after ten sets of preacher curls, then the beta male submissively lies down on his side while the alpha males mates with the beta male's companion to produce alpha offspring that the beta male will rear with his wealth.

    ....
  • thekyleo
    thekyleo Posts: 632 Member
    The alpha male flexes his biceps to the beta male after ten sets of preacher curls, then the beta male submissively lies down on his side while the alpha males mates with the beta male's companion to produce alpha offspring that the beta male will rear with his wealth.

    also i believe that is called cuckholding and i am not that
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    I prefer omega males. :smokin:

    I know plenty of Beta males, but they typically don't make eye contact with me.
  • __delete
    __delete Posts: 245 Member
    I prefer omega males. :smokin:

    I know plenty of Beta males, but they typically don't make eye contact with me.

    *ducks head*
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    *ducks head*
    You need to keep your head and eyes up. :tongue:
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    All males are alpha before meeting that special lady, then its all beta through marriage and divorce.

    If you go gay, it's two alpha males all the way. This leads to competing, wrestling and other sweaty activities. Clothes optional.

    What is up with your profile pic? Is it a tribute to the fuhrer?

    Yes, that's it. As a homosexual of Jewish descent that's exactly why I have that pic.

    I just found it amusing.

    Weird and interesting.

    Thanks, that's a pretty big compliment (as the opposite would be normal and uninteresting). Are you flirting with me? :wink:

    I only figured out mid way through you were a fellow dude, albeit beta! We play on different teams my friend :)

    I am alpha all the way.
  • thekyleo
    thekyleo Posts: 632 Member
    Good to know
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Well it's the opposite of Alpha Male

    No, that's an Omega Male.

    I'm pretty sure the Omega Man is really really Alpha. Seeing as he's played by Charlton Heston.

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    You are right.

    An Omega Male is the true victor but he is very clever and would never reveal himself as such.

    Unlike the Alpha who draws so much attention to himself with his infernal chest beating that he eventually is challenged and slain.

    Alphas generally do not need to chest beat. What you are describing is a Beta pretending to be an Alpha.
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