This has nothing to do with anything Part 3

hide_yo_cats
hide_yo_cats Posts: 83 Member
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This is the thread where we're hopefully going to find out what the boyfriend did.

Also, place your bets, please.

My bet is on: "he fell asleep and didn't answer her texts within 30 seconds".
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  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Forgot their 38th day anniversary!
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
    He was with me
  • Factory_Reset
    Factory_Reset Posts: 1,651 Member
    IN

    I bet it was more like 15secs though.

    And I'm betting she does regular drive bys of his home.
  • brower47
    brower47 Posts: 16,356 Member
    He realized what a crazy b**ch he was with. Still think she's a troll and there was never any transgression or boyfriend.
  • 3dogsrunning
    3dogsrunning Posts: 27,165 Member
    He was with me

    This.


    Edit - wait. I'm only in if no creepy gifs.
  • CrankMeUp
    CrankMeUp Posts: 2,860 Member
    I have rum
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    Wouldn't let her in the bathroom one time while he was pooping.
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
    Did her twin sister instead of her.
  • NavyKnightAh13
    NavyKnightAh13 Posts: 1,394 Member
    in to see what happens
  • hide_yo_cats
    hide_yo_cats Posts: 83 Member
    He realized what a crazy b**ch he was with. Still think she's a troll and there was never any transgression or boyfriend.

    OMG, plot twist Shutter Island style, she's the boyfriend! In her head.
  • adioschubs
    adioschubs Posts: 384 Member
    Made out with someone else while drunk. Bam!
  • Silver_Star
    Silver_Star Posts: 1,351 Member
    omg another thread i have to keep up with!!

    i say he doesnt exist!
  • MrsSenecal
    MrsSenecal Posts: 312 Member
    Took Ambien and slept with someone in his sleep.
  • RoseDarrett
    RoseDarrett Posts: 355 Member
    The SAGA continues..........




    Dun dun Dun!!!!!
  • tequila09
    tequila09 Posts: 764 Member
    I don't think he exists!
  • jkal1979
    jkal1979 Posts: 1,896 Member
    Left a 16% tip to a waitress instead of the standard 15%.
  • NaomiJFoster
    NaomiJFoster Posts: 1,450 Member
    He didn't get the right color flowers for their monthiversary.
  • NaomiJFoster
    NaomiJFoster Posts: 1,450 Member
    When she asked "Do these jeans make my butt look fat?" he answered the question.
  • MrsSenecal
    MrsSenecal Posts: 312 Member
    He brushed up against someone getting on the school bus and she thinks he cheated on her with her?
  • RoseDarrett
    RoseDarrett Posts: 355 Member
    I wonder is she'll post this on Technical Support as well.



    I'm waiting for it :wink:
  • Loasaur
    Loasaur Posts: 125 Member
    Went into the kitchen without her for five seconds. That's my guess.
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
    Maybe there's something ado about incest here...
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    I claim the wrong hole one.

    I am also adding that he asked to include another woman.
  • Cadori
    Cadori Posts: 4,810 Member
    Colbert-High-Five.gif

    I still think he accidentally fell into another chick.
  • hide_yo_cats
    hide_yo_cats Posts: 83 Member
    You guys should hurry up with the bets before the original OP comes back from making sure that her boyfriend is tucked in for the night and reports me.
  • MrsSenecal
    MrsSenecal Posts: 312 Member
    damn rules!
  • 3dogsrunning
    3dogsrunning Posts: 27,165 Member
    damn rules!


    Maybe she'll forgive her?
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    I think OP woke up one morning and found a used condom and accused him of cheating. When he said he'd slept with her she finally after much hemming hawing and consideration concluded he must have cheated on her by "accident" not knowing whomever was there at night when it was dark was not her. In reality, it was her but he was sleeping with one of her other personalities. Either the one who started the 2nd post. The one who started the 3rd post. Or the one who is currently parked outside his house as we speak.

    I'm betting 50 bux.
  • hide_yo_cats
    hide_yo_cats Posts: 83 Member
    damn rules!


    Maybe she'll forgive her?

    I "accidentally" posted this thread.
  • Cadori
    Cadori Posts: 4,810 Member
    He accidentally fell out of the rocking chair she has his cold, lifeless body propped in...
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