This has nothing to do with anything Part 3

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  • MrsSenecal
    MrsSenecal Posts: 312 Member
    I think OP woke up one morning and found a used condom and accused him of cheating. When he said he'd slept with her she finally after much hemming hawing and consideration concluded he must have cheated on her by "accident" not knowing whomever was there at night when it was dark was not her. In reality, it was her but he was sleeping with one of her other personalities. Either the one who started the 2nd post. The one who started the 3rd post. Or the one who is currently parked outside his house as we speak.

    I'm betting 50 bux.
    OOooooo DEEP!!! I likey!
  • RoseDarrett
    RoseDarrett Posts: 355 Member
    I think OP "accidentally" took Instagram pictures of him while he was asleep,as she was peeping through his window.
  • Barbellerella
    Barbellerella Posts: 1,838 Member
    All of the above. And I'm betting in Euros..
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    He realized what a crazy b**ch he was with. Still think she's a troll and there was never any transgression or boyfriend.

    She has profile pics that would seem to indicate he is/was real.

    Not saying it's not a troll, but many signs point to this being legit.

    But either way, I either want to know what he *really* did, or what the story says he did. Either way, I need closure here.
  • RoseDarrett
    RoseDarrett Posts: 355 Member
    I'm betting in Australian dollars. Hope that works too ;)
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    I don't think he exists!

    "He" is her stuffed doll she tells all her secrets to
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    He realized what a crazy b**ch he was with. Still think she's a troll and there was never any transgression or boyfriend.

    She has profile pics that would seem to indicate he is/was real.

    Not saying it's not a troll, but many signs point to this being legit.

    But either way, I either want to know what he *really* did, or what the story says he did. Either way, I need closure here.

    dittos.
  • RoseDarrett
    RoseDarrett Posts: 355 Member
    He realized what a crazy b**ch he was with. Still think she's a troll and there was never any transgression or boyfriend.

    She has profile pics that would seem to indicate he is/was real.

    Not saying it's not a troll, but many signs point to this being legit.

    But either way, I either want to know what he *really* did, or what the story says he did. Either way, I need closure here.

    dittos.


    I think we all need closure here.
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
    He forgot to pull out and now he's saying the baby isn't his. Is Maury on MFP because he needs to be all over this *kitten*!
  • PhattiPhat
    PhattiPhat Posts: 349 Member
    In!


    For closure.
  • hide_yo_cats
    hide_yo_cats Posts: 83 Member
    Maybe she found someone some panties and though he's cheating, but he just likes to play dress-up?

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    Oh, and you guys need to google "maury gifs". Endless entertainment.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    Maybe she found someone some panties and though he's cheating, but he just likes to play dress-up?

    gE25YNA.gif



    Oh, and you guys need to google "maury gifs". Endless entertainment.

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  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
    He's a pimp for a 14-year-old?

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