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Favorite pick up line?

Baseballfan158
Baseballfan158 Posts: 39
edited January 28 in Chit-Chat
Mine is Girl your eyes are as sharp as they are beautiful.

WBU
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  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
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    I like to be more direct. When I'm skirting the issue (a little) then the line "Are you a proletariat? 'Cause you're causing an uprising in my lower class." tends to work.

    PS, I'm a political science major, which is why the proletariat line works. It is not guaranteed to work on all women.
  • m16shane
    m16shane Posts: 393 Member
    Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform?
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
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    I also like this one.
  • Mario_Az
    Mario_Az Posts: 1,331 Member
    Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
  • zombiesama
    zombiesama Posts: 755 Member
    Would you like to do a survey?

    The survey is me.
  • BV1980
    BV1980 Posts: 272 Member
    Geeky pickup line....

    What do you say we go back to MySpace and I Google your Yahoo?
  • ally_nicole_k
    ally_nicole_k Posts: 34
    You cant handle the truth!
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
    You cant handle the truth!

    That's what you say after he asks if you liked it.
  • nblais06
    nblais06 Posts: 376 Member
    Geeky pickup line....

    What do you say we go back to MySpace and I Google your Yahoo?

    maybe geeky but i got a giggle out of it :laugh:
  • Oishii
    Oishii Posts: 2,675 Member
    It's only a line because I tried it twice and it worked twice:

    'My feet are cold.'

    At which point my targets started warming my feet and then the rest of me :laugh:
  • icandowhateveriputmymindto
    icandowhateveriputmymindto Posts: 602 Member
    "Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?"
  • nickyfm
    nickyfm Posts: 1,214 Member
    "How much does a polar bear weigh?

    Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is..."
  • PacManBrah
    PacManBrah Posts: 17
    your a banana I find you a peelin
  • nblais06
    nblais06 Posts: 376 Member
    your a banana I find you a peelin

    *giggle* that was a good one
  • Cutting4life
    Cutting4life Posts: 505 Member
    You smell like trash, may I take you out?
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
    Those pants would look better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 32 feet per second per second. (or 9.81 m/s^2)

    If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you.

    I bet you're like calcium bicarbonate - if you get wet, the reaction will be explosive!
  • mcibty
    mcibty Posts: 1,252 Member
    Are you from Japan? 'Cause I wanna get in Japanties.
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
    Baby, when I'm done with you...No one will ever find the body.
  • battyg13
    battyg13 Posts: 508 Member
    Is your dad a thief??
    They reply no why?
    because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

    I may not be Fred Flintstone but i could make your bed rock.

    Did it hurt???
    What hurt??
    when you fell from heaven

    Any more cheese please?? haha
  • NoeHead
    NoeHead Posts: 516 Member
    I heard this back in high school (before all the attacks)

    Is your daddy a terrorist? Cuz baby you DA BOMB <---never used it but always made me laugh.

    Those clothes look becoming on you, if I were on you I'd be coming too.
  • NoeHead
    NoeHead Posts: 516 Member
    your a banana I find you a peelin

    *giggle* that was a good one

    LOL

    love this thread
  • DreamOfSunshine
    DreamOfSunshine Posts: 911 Member
    -Hey gorgeous, get under the shadow!
    -Why?
    -Coz chocolate melts under the sun!

    :bigsmile:

    Lovely thread!!!
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    My most succesful line has been "hey, can I call you sometime?" after a few minutes of chit-chatting.

    There has been a few odd ones that were succesful that I didn't used much. Like a girl dancing in the club and I went up to her and said she got nice moves. Once she thanked me with a smile I asked her to later let me show her some of my moves.
  • Miss_Meliss86
    Miss_Meliss86 Posts: 372 Member
    Baby, when I'm done with you...No one will ever find the body.

    *backs away slowly...* :huh:
  • Katrioustu
    Katrioustu Posts: 2,461 Member
    Cause I like the nerds

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  • Katrioustu
    Katrioustu Posts: 2,461 Member
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  • DestinyS29
    DestinyS29 Posts: 48 Member
    Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?
  • Katrioustu
    Katrioustu Posts: 2,461 Member
    Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?
    I think they might.... ;)
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  • mank32
    mank32 Posts: 1,323 Member
    can't call it my fav, bc i only used it once:

    "i lied to ___ to get ur number. i really just wanted to infiltrate ur pants."

    great results. :drinker:
  • sheenarama
    sheenarama Posts: 733 Member
    "Did you sit in sugar? Cause that is one sweet *kitten*" :)
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