Favorite pick up line?

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Baseballfan158
Baseballfan158 Posts: 39
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Mine is Girl your eyes are as sharp as they are beautiful.

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  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
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    I like to be more direct. When I'm skirting the issue (a little) then the line "Are you a proletariat? 'Cause you're causing an uprising in my lower class." tends to work.

    PS, I'm a political science major, which is why the proletariat line works. It is not guaranteed to work on all women.
  • m16shane
    m16shane Posts: 393 Member
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    Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform?
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
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    I also like this one.
  • Mario_Az
    Mario_Az Posts: 1,331 Member
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    Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
  • zombiesama
    zombiesama Posts: 755 Member
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    Would you like to do a survey?

    The survey is me.
  • BV1980
    BV1980 Posts: 272 Member
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    Geeky pickup line....

    What do you say we go back to MySpace and I Google your Yahoo?
  • ally_nicole_k
    ally_nicole_k Posts: 34
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    You cant handle the truth!
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
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    You cant handle the truth!

    That's what you say after he asks if you liked it.
  • nblais06
    nblais06 Posts: 376 Member
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    Geeky pickup line....

    What do you say we go back to MySpace and I Google your Yahoo?

    maybe geeky but i got a giggle out of it :laugh:
  • Oishii
    Oishii Posts: 2,675 Member
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    It's only a line because I tried it twice and it worked twice:

    'My feet are cold.'

    At which point my targets started warming my feet and then the rest of me :laugh:
  • icandowhateveriputmymindto
    icandowhateveriputmymindto Posts: 602 Member
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    "Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?"
  • nickyfm
    nickyfm Posts: 1,214 Member
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    "How much does a polar bear weigh?

    Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is..."
  • PacManBrah
    PacManBrah Posts: 17
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    your a banana I find you a peelin
  • nblais06
    nblais06 Posts: 376 Member
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    your a banana I find you a peelin

    *giggle* that was a good one
  • Cutting4life
    Cutting4life Posts: 505 Member
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    You smell like trash, may I take you out?
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
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    Those pants would look better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 32 feet per second per second. (or 9.81 m/s^2)

    If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you.

    I bet you're like calcium bicarbonate - if you get wet, the reaction will be explosive!
  • mcibty
    mcibty Posts: 1,252 Member
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    Are you from Japan? 'Cause I wanna get in Japanties.
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
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    Baby, when I'm done with you...No one will ever find the body.
  • battyg13
    battyg13 Posts: 508 Member
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    Is your dad a thief??
    They reply no why?
    because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

    I may not be Fred Flintstone but i could make your bed rock.

    Did it hurt???
    What hurt??
    when you fell from heaven

    Any more cheese please?? haha
  • NoeHead
    NoeHead Posts: 516 Member
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    I heard this back in high school (before all the attacks)

    Is your daddy a terrorist? Cuz baby you DA BOMB <---never used it but always made me laugh.

    Those clothes look becoming on you, if I were on you I'd be coming too.

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