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Fan Fiction: The Accidental Whoopsie

Posts: 138 Member
edited January 28 in Chit-Chat
What really happened? What did he do?

** All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. **

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  • Posts: 418 Member
    She came in. He had to escape.

    kind-cat-helping-a-trapped-dog-escape.gif
  • Posts: 1,092 Member
    It was a dark stormy night.
  • Posts: 4,500 Member
    It was a dark stormy night.

    out on the moors an ancient evil began to awake
  • Posts: 138 Member
    the evil spread like wildfire once it awoke from it's silent slumber
  • Posts: 138 Member
    WHAT DID HE ACCIDENTALLY DO??!! Please for the love of all things holy... WHAT DID HE DO?!
  • Posts: 1,826 Member
    Maybe he accidentally pooped in her favorite pair of heels.
  • Ummm. I'm gonna need more to go on here? Not really understanding the plot. :ohwell:
  • Posts: 1,651 Member
    He's never liked the candy she brings him.

    Or maybe she caught him doing something while she was hiding in the bushes.

    We'll never know
  • Posts: 6,998 Member
    He was caught making out with his equally beautiful brother.
  • Posts: 1,748 Member
    He "accidentally" smacked her a little too hard in the bedroom while "accidentally" getting the wrong hole.
  • Posts: 71 Member
    He accidentally forgot to circle the day of the week that they met on every week in the calendar in the shape of a heart. :sad:
  • Posts: 1,205
    He accidentally put the toilet paper UNDER when she clearly only liked OVER.
  • Posts: 138 Member
    He "accidentally" smacked her a little too hard in the bedroom while "accidentally" getting the wrong hole.

    Now we're cookin'
  • Posts: 138 Member
    I am firm that he has something on the side and is leaving the relationship but is terrified of the potential drama of coming out and saying "I am done."

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    (Edited to try to post my firstevergif.... aaaand failed.)
  • Posts: 733 Member
    He "accidentally" smacked her a little too hard in the bedroom while "accidentally" getting the wrong hole.

    I don't see what he did wrong other than maybe not cupping his hand as he smacked ....o_O ..it was no accident :|
  • Posts: 138 Member

    ... in the wrong person...
  • Posts: 1,205

    :laugh:
  • Posts: 733 Member

    ah now I see the problem... thanks :D
  • Posts: 138 Member
    But it was an accident and he feels badly... so it doesn't count.
  • Posts: 922 Member
    I am convinced that he showed naked pics of her to his friends.... AND has another girl on the side. Also, when she dropped off the candies she forgot to take the red ones out... he hates the red ones.
  • Posts: 138 Member
    and by "she" you are of course referring to a fictional character in our progressive fan fiction story. That's what I am talking about.
  • Posts: 1,267 Member
    He accidentally didn't respond to one of her texts within 90 seconds.
  • Posts: 922 Member
    and by "she" you are of course referring to a fictional character in our progressive fan fiction story. That's what I am talking about.

    Oh absolutely!!!
  • Posts: 460 Member
    I'm sure the apology notes are all in blue pen,and he has asked her numerous times to use only black ink. Couple that with the red candies,and how COULD he accept an apology like that? I'm completely on board with the "he has something else and wants out" bit though. As far as the accident, I'm saying shoved/pushed/ hit "accidentally" or the photos thing...that sounds pretty solid...at least in this complete work of fiction it does...
  • Posts: 105 Member
    WHAT DID HE ACCIDENTALLY DO??!! Please for the love of all things holy... WHAT DID HE DO?!

    He ate the candy and didn't call! There is no picture to prove it though.
  • Posts: 352 Member
    Ummm. I'm gonna need more to go on here? Not really understanding the plot. :ohwell:
    Yah I'm lost too.
  • Posts: 105 Member
    I wonder if the lead fictional female character is aware she has a small cult following on MFP now
  • Posts: 460 Member
    Maybe he "accidentally" tried to break up with her... she flips out and melts down and, as a quick recovery for fear of what will happen next, he says "Oh, I think you misunderstood".....that was a close one..
  • Posts: 4,555 Member
    Or maybe he accidentally left the lipstick stained collar in the bathroom, forgetting that she told him she was stopping by with a gift. Or was it by accident?
  • Posts: 460 Member
    I wonder if the lead fictional female character is aware she has a small cult following on MFP now

    this made me laugh harder than it should have.
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