Fan Fiction: The Accidental Whoopsie

Kindone
Kindone Posts: 138 Member
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What really happened? What did he do?

** All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. **
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  • UnwrappingCandy
    UnwrappingCandy Posts: 418 Member
    She came in. He had to escape.

    kind-cat-helping-a-trapped-dog-escape.gif
  • SteelySunshine
    SteelySunshine Posts: 1,092 Member
    It was a dark stormy night.
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    It was a dark stormy night.

    out on the moors an ancient evil began to awake
  • TheNewLorrain
    TheNewLorrain Posts: 138 Member
    the evil spread like wildfire once it awoke from it's silent slumber
  • Kindone
    Kindone Posts: 138 Member
    WHAT DID HE ACCIDENTALLY DO??!! Please for the love of all things holy... WHAT DID HE DO?!
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
    Maybe he accidentally pooped in her favorite pair of heels.
  • tammys_changing
    tammys_changing Posts: 657
    Ummm. I'm gonna need more to go on here? Not really understanding the plot. :ohwell:
  • Factory_Reset
    Factory_Reset Posts: 1,651 Member
    He's never liked the candy she brings him.

    Or maybe she caught him doing something while she was hiding in the bushes.

    We'll never know
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    He was caught making out with his equally beautiful brother.
  • DalekBrittany
    DalekBrittany Posts: 1,748 Member
    He "accidentally" smacked her a little too hard in the bedroom while "accidentally" getting the wrong hole.
  • OhSnap779
    OhSnap779 Posts: 71 Member
    He accidentally forgot to circle the day of the week that they met on every week in the calendar in the shape of a heart. :sad:
  • PepperWorm
    PepperWorm Posts: 1,206
    He accidentally put the toilet paper UNDER when she clearly only liked OVER.
  • Kindone
    Kindone Posts: 138 Member
    He "accidentally" smacked her a little too hard in the bedroom while "accidentally" getting the wrong hole.

    Now we're cookin'
  • Kindone
    Kindone Posts: 138 Member
    I am firm that he has something on the side and is leaving the relationship but is terrified of the potential drama of coming out and saying "I am done."

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    (Edited to try to post my firstevergif.... aaaand failed.)
  • Capt_Inzane
    Capt_Inzane Posts: 733 Member
    He "accidentally" smacked her a little too hard in the bedroom while "accidentally" getting the wrong hole.

    I don't see what he did wrong other than maybe not cupping his hand as he smacked ....o_O ..it was no accident :|
  • Kindone
    Kindone Posts: 138 Member
    He "accidentally" smacked her a little too hard in the bedroom while "accidentally" getting the wrong hole.

    ... in the wrong person...
  • PepperWorm
    PepperWorm Posts: 1,206
    He "accidentally" smacked her a little too hard in the bedroom while "accidentally" getting the wrong hole.

    ... in the wrong person...

    :laugh:
  • Capt_Inzane
    Capt_Inzane Posts: 733 Member
    He "accidentally" smacked her a little too hard in the bedroom while "accidentally" getting the wrong hole.

    ... in the wrong person...

    ah now I see the problem... thanks :D
  • Kindone
    Kindone Posts: 138 Member
    But it was an accident and he feels badly... so it doesn't count.
  • Kimdbro
    Kimdbro Posts: 922 Member
    I am convinced that he showed naked pics of her to his friends.... AND has another girl on the side. Also, when she dropped off the candies she forgot to take the red ones out... he hates the red ones.
  • Kindone
    Kindone Posts: 138 Member
    and by "she" you are of course referring to a fictional character in our progressive fan fiction story. That's what I am talking about.
  • GetSoda
    GetSoda Posts: 1,267 Member
    He accidentally didn't respond to one of her texts within 90 seconds.
  • Kimdbro
    Kimdbro Posts: 922 Member
    and by "she" you are of course referring to a fictional character in our progressive fan fiction story. That's what I am talking about.

    Oh absolutely!!!
  • kckBxer396
    kckBxer396 Posts: 460 Member
    I'm sure the apology notes are all in blue pen,and he has asked her numerous times to use only black ink. Couple that with the red candies,and how COULD he accept an apology like that? I'm completely on board with the "he has something else and wants out" bit though. As far as the accident, I'm saying shoved/pushed/ hit "accidentally" or the photos thing...that sounds pretty solid...at least in this complete work of fiction it does...
  • jadermary
    jadermary Posts: 105 Member
    WHAT DID HE ACCIDENTALLY DO??!! Please for the love of all things holy... WHAT DID HE DO?!

    He ate the candy and didn't call! There is no picture to prove it though.
  • emyishardcore
    emyishardcore Posts: 352 Member
    Ummm. I'm gonna need more to go on here? Not really understanding the plot. :ohwell:
    Yah I'm lost too.
  • jadermary
    jadermary Posts: 105 Member
    I wonder if the lead fictional female character is aware she has a small cult following on MFP now
  • kckBxer396
    kckBxer396 Posts: 460 Member
    Maybe he "accidentally" tried to break up with her... she flips out and melts down and, as a quick recovery for fear of what will happen next, he says "Oh, I think you misunderstood".....that was a close one..
  • lilRicki
    lilRicki Posts: 4,555 Member
    Or maybe he accidentally left the lipstick stained collar in the bathroom, forgetting that she told him she was stopping by with a gift. Or was it by accident?
  • kckBxer396
    kckBxer396 Posts: 460 Member
    I wonder if the lead fictional female character is aware she has a small cult following on MFP now

    this made me laugh harder than it should have.

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