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    Beard Facts

    Posts: 142
    edited January 29 in Chit-Chat
    Did you know that beards are almost completely immune to sarcasm? Furthermore, stroking of the beard increases concentration, cognitive ability. I suggest that if you can't grow one, that you stroke the beard nearest you.

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    • Posts: 506 Member
      Beard rides - $5

      :laugh:
    • Posts: 331
      It can tickle the inner thighs of your woman as well....little known fact.
    • Posts: 142
      It can tickle the inner thighs of your woman as well....little known fact.

      Of MY woman? I suggest you run.
    • Posts: 2,890 Member
      I laugh to near hysterics when I see a handle bar mustache. I'm visual :wink:
    • Posts: 331
      I laugh to near hysterics when I see a handle bar mustache. I'm visual :wink:
      I think of Rollie Fingers!
    • Posts: 100 Member
      In for beard pictures. And possibly inappropriate jokes.
    • Posts: 39 Member
      Love a beard on a man. Of course it has to be well kept. Don't like a scraggly, scruffy, homeless looking dude.
    • Posts: 1,166 Member
      Does this apply to goatees? Or is my hubby just SOL when it comes to these amazing benefits? :laugh:
    • Posts: 142
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    • Posts: 1,373 Member
      Facial hair :heart:
    • Posts: 152 Member
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    • Posts: 1,229 Member
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    • Posts: 683
      My husband has the ability to grow an amazing beard and mustache. We have gotten random compliments in the store. One guy stopped ME and asked if it was by hasband, then complimented the facial hair...it's crazy! And it looks good on him.
    • Posts: 3,531 Member
      Santa / Jesus / The Dude / Wayde Garett

      Bottom line is beards are the physuical manifestation of awesomeness.
    • Posts: 142
      Hey ladies, how YOU doin'?

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      Of MY woman? I suggest you run.

      Lawl!
    • Posts: 733 Member
      My beard is in it's infant stage. Kind of rough looking but I'm having to get a little length before I can visualize the style I want to go for.
    • Posts: 142
      My beard is in it's infant stage. Kind of rough looking but I'm having to get a little length before I can visualize the style I want to go for.

      Mine grows more when I futterwhacken vigorously.

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      Not the other futterwhacken you jack wagons!
    • Posts: 299 Member
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      Of MY woman? I suggest you run.

      Well he DID say it was a little known fact...time for you to grow a beard and step up! :bigsmile:
    • Posts: 531 Member
      I love beards! And small goatees.. and well kept mustaches. :)
    • Posts: 1,016 Member

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      I am deeply disturbed by this image, but hope watching it will help MY beard grow!
    • Posts: 14,186 Member
      I love a man with facial hair. A trimmed, well-kept beard is quite sexy on a man. :blushing:
    • Posts: 3,531 Member
      A beard on aman is like glasses on a woman - just always works.
      As long as it's not a silly " doesn't quite join up wispy " effort
    • Posts: 2,250 Member
      I love me a man with some scruff! :love:
    • Posts: 11,788 Member
      Chuck Norris was born with his beard.
    • Posts: 543 Member
      i <3 beards. super sexy time.
    • Posts: 1,937 Member
      <<<<<Not much but it's more than enough for me!!!
    • Posts: 471 Member
      I :heart: beards.
    • Posts: 3,531 Member
      we <heart> you back
    • Posts: 471 Member
      Awww shucks...:blushing:
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