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Sweaty_N_Hungry
Sweaty_N_Hungry Posts: 142
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Did you know that beards are almost completely immune to sarcasm? Furthermore, stroking of the beard increases concentration, cognitive ability. I suggest that if you can't grow one, that you stroke the beard nearest you.

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  • BigDaddyRonnie
    BigDaddyRonnie Posts: 506 Member
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    Beard rides - $5

    :laugh:
  • bennysammysofie
    bennysammysofie Posts: 331
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    It can tickle the inner thighs of your woman as well....little known fact.
  • Sweaty_N_Hungry
    Sweaty_N_Hungry Posts: 142
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    It can tickle the inner thighs of your woman as well....little known fact.

    Of MY woman? I suggest you run.
  • xvxCelticWandererxvx
    xvxCelticWandererxvx Posts: 2,890 Member
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    I laugh to near hysterics when I see a handle bar mustache. I'm visual :wink:
  • bennysammysofie
    bennysammysofie Posts: 331
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    I laugh to near hysterics when I see a handle bar mustache. I'm visual :wink:
    I think of Rollie Fingers!
  • missmidge84
    missmidge84 Posts: 100 Member
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    In for beard pictures. And possibly inappropriate jokes.
  • bLui_bella
    bLui_bella Posts: 39 Member
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    Love a beard on a man. Of course it has to be well kept. Don't like a scraggly, scruffy, homeless looking dude.
  • PBsMommy
    PBsMommy Posts: 1,166 Member
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    Does this apply to goatees? Or is my hubby just SOL when it comes to these amazing benefits? :laugh:
  • Sweaty_N_Hungry
    Sweaty_N_Hungry Posts: 142
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  • silver_arrow3
    silver_arrow3 Posts: 1,373 Member
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    Facial hair :heart:
  • GypsySoul_74
    GypsySoul_74 Posts: 152 Member
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  • tedrickp
    tedrickp Posts: 1,229 Member
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  • KristysLosing
    KristysLosing Posts: 683
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    My husband has the ability to grow an amazing beard and mustache. We have gotten random compliments in the store. One guy stopped ME and asked if it was by hasband, then complimented the facial hair...it's crazy! And it looks good on him.
  • BigDougie1211
    BigDougie1211 Posts: 3,530 Member
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    Santa / Jesus / The Dude / Wayde Garett

    Bottom line is beards are the physuical manifestation of awesomeness.
  • Sweaty_N_Hungry
    Sweaty_N_Hungry Posts: 142
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    Hey ladies, how YOU doin'?

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  • Tony_Brewski
    Tony_Brewski Posts: 1,376 Member
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    It can tickle the inner thighs of your woman as well....little known fact.

    Of MY woman? I suggest you run.

    Lawl!
  • Capt_Inzane
    Capt_Inzane Posts: 733 Member
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    My beard is in it's infant stage. Kind of rough looking but I'm having to get a little length before I can visualize the style I want to go for.
  • Sweaty_N_Hungry
    Sweaty_N_Hungry Posts: 142
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    My beard is in it's infant stage. Kind of rough looking but I'm having to get a little length before I can visualize the style I want to go for.

    Mine grows more when I futterwhacken vigorously.

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    Not the other futterwhacken you jack wagons!
  • mustang289
    mustang289 Posts: 299 Member
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    It can tickle the inner thighs of your woman as well....little known fact.

    Of MY woman? I suggest you run.

    Well he DID say it was a little known fact...time for you to grow a beard and step up! :bigsmile:
  • babyj0
    babyj0 Posts: 531 Member
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    I love beards! And small goatees.. and well kept mustaches. :)

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