But what if I really am too pretty to work

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TyTy76
TyTy76 Posts: 1,761 Member
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I mean sure, some people just use this for an excuse, it's obvious I am not.

How do I go about telling my boss this?
Is there something the government can do for me?

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  • No_Finish_Line
    No_Finish_Line Posts: 3,661 Member
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    oh man, i need to see the real thread on this one
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,677 Member
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    on the other hand, i'm much too ugly to work. I scare small children and the elderly. My medical insurance really should cover "cosmetic" surgery to fix this debilitating condition, or at the very least, I should be able to collect disability from it.

    Perhaps I should start a thread, because my ugly business should not be hijacking the beauty that is your face and this thread.
  • sam308lbs
    sam308lbs Posts: 1,936 Member
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    You do look like an Indian actor Hrithik Roshan,maybe a little bloated but otherwise the resemblance is uncanny!
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,723 Member
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    I mean sure, some people just use this for an excuse, it's obvious I am not.

    How do I go about telling my boss this?
    Is there something the government can do for me?

    Oh, I'm sure Obama would be willing to throw some money at this. You're in a blue county.
  • TyTy76
    TyTy76 Posts: 1,761 Member
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    I mean sure, some people just use this for an excuse, it's obvious I am not.

    How do I go about telling my boss this?
    Is there something the government can do for me?

    Oh, I'm sure Obama would be willing to throw some money at this. You're in a blue county.

    Sweet!

    I'll write him a letter today!
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
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    You got a purty mouth . . .
  • KimberleyS0624
    KimberleyS0624 Posts: 216 Member
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    I mean sure, some people just use this for an excuse, it's obvious I am not.

    How do I go about telling my boss this?
    Is there something the government can do for me?

    There is always modelling
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
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    You got a purty mouth . . .

    betcha that's not all that's purty.....
  • TyTy76
    TyTy76 Posts: 1,761 Member
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    I mean sure, some people just use this for an excuse, it's obvious I am not.

    How do I go about telling my boss this?
    Is there something the government can do for me?

    There is always modelling

    That's work though!
  • TyTy76
    TyTy76 Posts: 1,761 Member
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    You got a purty mouth . . .

    betcha that's not all that's purty.....

    I feel violated.

    *covers self up*
  • YaGigi
    YaGigi Posts: 817 Member
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    You do look like an Indian actor Hrithik Roshan,maybe a little bloated but otherwise the resemblance is uncanny!

    Oh my GOOOOOOD!

    Isn't he drop dead goooooooorgeous?

    Love him. Lovelovelove!
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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  • rowanwood
    rowanwood Posts: 510 Member
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    This is mesmerizing.
  • sakuragreenlily
    sakuragreenlily Posts: 334 Member
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    I mean sure, some people just use this for an excuse, it's obvious I am not.

    How do I go about telling my boss this?
    Is there something the government can do for me?

    There is always modelling

    That's work though!

    Also, let's be honest, he's far too pretty to be a model as well. Even if he were doing it for free.

    People would either boycott magazines for using his photos because they would be depicting an "unrealistic" image of "beauty" or they would riot in the streets in order to get a copy of the magazines which would undoubtedly be in short supply (both due to the controversy and his magnetizing beauty).

    It would be mass chaos. Panic in the streets! Dogs and cats living together!

    No... Modeling is out of the question.
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
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    You do look like an Indian actor Hrithik Roshan,maybe a little bloated but otherwise the resemblance is uncanny!

    Oh my GOOOOOOD!

    Isn't he drop dead goooooooorgeous?

    Love him. Lovelovelove!

    OP, I think they are trying to racially profile you. I think they're trying to only limit your beauty to the Indian culture when we all know it spans beyond space and time!

    Keep using that foofa...it's really working for you!!!!
  • TyTy76
    TyTy76 Posts: 1,761 Member
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    I mean sure, some people just use this for an excuse, it's obvious I am not.

    How do I go about telling my boss this?
    Is there something the government can do for me?

    There is always modelling

    That's work though!

    Also, let's be honest, he's far too pretty to be a model as well. Even if he were doing it for free.

    People would either boycott magazines for using his photos because they would be depicting an "unrealistic" image of "beauty" or they would riot in the streets in order to get a copy of the magazines which would undoubtedly be in short supply (both due to the controversy and his magnetizing beauty).

    It would be mass chaos. Panic in the streets! Dogs and cats living together!

    No... Modeling is out of the question.

    She gets it.
  • redladywitch
    redladywitch Posts: 799 Member
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