Cauliflower Recipe-Pot Changing

MyChocolateDiet
MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
Place frozen cauliflowers in a big huge pot. Don't put any water, or oil, or steamer basket or anything in it. Put the lid on and put it on high and walk away and forget about it. It will burn. It will stink up the house. You will have to buy a new pot.

(My college friend did this because no one had taught her how to cook because she was apparently supposed to focus on getting into medical school and nothing else. Lucky she was pretty because she did not become a Dr. but married well, so there's that.)

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  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    Sounds like a recipe for disaster
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    I thought we were going to start substituting cauliflower for pot.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    I thought we were going to start substituting cauliflower for pot.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • lizsmith1976
    lizsmith1976 Posts: 497 Member
    LOL! Is this a response to the cauliflower-alfredo life changing thing from earlier? HAHAHAH. Cauliflower is not awful, but it will NEVER be Alfredo sauce.
  • K_Serz
    K_Serz Posts: 1,299 Member
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  • lizzzylou
    lizzzylou Posts: 325
    I thought we were going to start substituting cauliflower for pot.
    Me too. Wasnt sure what to expect when clicking on this haha
  • AnneSoCal
    AnneSoCal Posts: 33 Member
    Wow, that had to have smelled really, really bad... ; P
  • LoraF83
    LoraF83 Posts: 15,694 Member

    My college friend did this because no one had taught her how to cook because she was apparently supposed to focus on getting into medical school and nothing else. Lucky she was pretty because she did not become a Dr. but married well, so there's that.


    I microwaved a package of pop tarts once. It was microwave changing. No one had ever taught me how to cook, but I have no good reason as to why they didn't.

    I'm not a doctor and I didn't marry well.

    Whoops!
  • kikicooks
    kikicooks Posts: 1,079 Member

    My college friend did this because no one had taught her how to cook because she was apparently supposed to focus on getting into medical school and nothing else. Lucky she was pretty because she did not become a Dr. but married well, so there's that.


    I microwaved a package of pop tarts once. It was microwave changing. No one had ever taught me how to cook, but I have no good reason as to why they didn't.

    I'm not a doctor and I didn't marry well.

    Whoops!

    :bigsmile:
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    I thought we were going to start substituting cauliflower for pot.
    Me too. Wasnt sure what to expect when clicking on this haha

    Me either, I'm just glad it wasn't another recipe!