Low Crab Diet

delicious_cocktail
delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
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Hi I heard from Atkins and Southbeach that diets low in crabs help with weight loss. I'm not certain why that is and I've gained a lot of weight but don't eat a lot of sea food. Will these diets work for me if I continue to not eat crabs?
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  • CrankMeUp
    CrankMeUp Posts: 2,860 Member
    NO.
  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,303 Member
    YES.
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    MAYBE.
  • SrJoben
    SrJoben Posts: 484 Member
    DRINK MORE WATER.
  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,303 Member
    my friend got crabs and lost 10 pounds.
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    my friend got crabs and lost 10 pounds.
    We said we weren't going to share our personal business on here.
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    Low crab only works if you boil them with corn, potatoes, anduie sausage, and a ton of old bay seasoning. Otherwise it isn't really low crab.
  • leebesstoad
    leebesstoad Posts: 1,186 Member
    It all depends on how and where you get crabs.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Are they organic crabs?
  • cebiginalaska
    cebiginalaska Posts: 280 Member
    Are you allergic to crabs?
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,412 Member
    Just say no to GMO crabs.
  • PepperWorm
    PepperWorm Posts: 1,206
    Low crab only works if you boil them with corn, potatoes, anduie sausage, and a ton of old bay seasoning. Otherwise it isn't really low crab.

    /thread
  • Pollywog39
    Pollywog39 Posts: 1,730 Member
    Maybe if you're REALLLY crabby and pitch a lot of fits, you'll burn more CALs, and soon be skinnier!

    So, I'd say a HIGH crab diet is much better for you!

    :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile:
  • javacafe
    javacafe Posts: 79 Member
    O my dog. . . I am so lisdexic that I red this tight. But, its tru . . . owl crabs = loose wait.

    ;-)
  • AJinBirmingham
    AJinBirmingham Posts: 497
    High crab diets certainly don't work, because then you'll follow the crabs with a tub of Ben & Jerry's, some brownies, cookies, pizza . . .
  • snowmaniac
    snowmaniac Posts: 600 Member
    O my dog. . . I am so lisdexic that I red this tight. But, its tru . . . owl crabs = loose wait.

    ;-)
    LMFAO! :drinker:
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    O my dog. . . I am so lisdexic that I red this tight. But, its tru . . . owl crabs = loose wait.
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  • Otterluv
    Otterluv Posts: 9,083 Member
    Okay, so if you are low crab, you obviously aren't running a high enough deficit. Goodness knows that you can only lose weight by running a high deficit, which would make you highly crabby. So no.

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  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,412 Member
    Dyslexics are teople poo!
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    Oh geez....LOL
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
    Shaving it doesn't make the crabs go away. Oh, wait, wrong kind of crabs.
  • Barbellerella
    Barbellerella Posts: 1,838 Member
    IN 4 the crabs....


    wait wut
  • DavPul
    DavPul Posts: 61,406 Member
    have the crabs been bad? one should avoid bad crabs whenever possible and adopt a diet that consists of wholesome crabs and lean meats
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    IN 4 the crabs....


    wait wut

    Just hit them with the shampoo again
  • IrishHarpy1
    IrishHarpy1 Posts: 399 Member
    IN 4 the crabs....


    wait wut

    Just hit them with the shampoo again

    Yes, this. 'Cause you want them to be clean, after all.
  • Otterluv
    Otterluv Posts: 9,083 Member
    IN 4 the crabs....


    wait wut

    Just hit them with the shampoo again

    Would that make them clean? Because clean eating and stuff.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    IN 4 the crabs....


    wait wut

    Just hit them with the shampoo again

    Would that make them clean? Because clean eating and stuff.

    After reading the instructions, yes, should make it clean to eat again.
  • N8r8r
    N8r8r Posts: 75 Member
    Hi I heard from Atkins and Southbeach that diets low in crabs help with weight loss. I'm not certain why that is and I've gained a lot of weight but don't eat a lot of sea food. Will these diets work for me if I continue to not eat crabs?

    I think you might mean Carbs, not crabs. Low in Carbs
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    Low crab only works if you boil them with corn, potatoes, anduie sausage, and a ton of old bay seasoning. Otherwise it isn't really low crab.

    What herbs would I add for the high crab diet? Can I substitute Doritos, pizza, and leftover chinese in place of the corn, potatoes, and sausage? Should the pizza have a cauliflower crust?
  • operation_cute
    operation_cute Posts: 588 Member
    :laugh: I came here thinking it was a typo... awesome lol

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