Low Crab Diet

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  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
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    Shaving it doesn't make the crabs go away. Oh, wait, wrong kind of crabs.
  • Barbellerella
    Barbellerella Posts: 1,838 Member
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    IN 4 the crabs....


    wait wut
  • DavPul
    DavPul Posts: 61,406 Member
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    have the crabs been bad? one should avoid bad crabs whenever possible and adopt a diet that consists of wholesome crabs and lean meats
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    IN 4 the crabs....


    wait wut

    Just hit them with the shampoo again
  • IrishHarpy1
    IrishHarpy1 Posts: 399 Member
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    IN 4 the crabs....


    wait wut

    Just hit them with the shampoo again

    Yes, this. 'Cause you want them to be clean, after all.
  • Otterluv
    Otterluv Posts: 9,083 Member
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    IN 4 the crabs....


    wait wut

    Just hit them with the shampoo again

    Would that make them clean? Because clean eating and stuff.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    IN 4 the crabs....


    wait wut

    Just hit them with the shampoo again

    Would that make them clean? Because clean eating and stuff.

    After reading the instructions, yes, should make it clean to eat again.
  • N8r8r
    N8r8r Posts: 75 Member
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    Hi I heard from Atkins and Southbeach that diets low in crabs help with weight loss. I'm not certain why that is and I've gained a lot of weight but don't eat a lot of sea food. Will these diets work for me if I continue to not eat crabs?

    I think you might mean Carbs, not crabs. Low in Carbs
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
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    Low crab only works if you boil them with corn, potatoes, anduie sausage, and a ton of old bay seasoning. Otherwise it isn't really low crab.

    What herbs would I add for the high crab diet? Can I substitute Doritos, pizza, and leftover chinese in place of the corn, potatoes, and sausage? Should the pizza have a cauliflower crust?
  • operation_cute
    operation_cute Posts: 588 Member
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    :laugh: I came here thinking it was a typo... awesome lol
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    Hi I heard from Atkins and Southbeach that diets low in crabs help with weight loss. I'm not certain why that is and I've gained a lot of weight but don't eat a lot of sea food. Will these diets work for me if I continue to not eat crabs?

    I got crabs once, and they itched so much. They were so hard to get rid of. It involved shaving and Vaseline, and it's complicated..

    They were so tiny. I don't know how anyone could eat them. I mean you would have to eat a million of them just to get enough protein for my macros.
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
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    Low crab only works if you boil them with corn, potatoes, anduie sausage, and a ton of old bay seasoning. Otherwise it isn't really low crab.

    What herbs would I add for the high crab diet? Can I substitute Doritos, pizza, and leftover chinese in place of the corn, potatoes, and sausage? Should the pizza have a cauliflower crust?

    Not recommended. That causes involuntary bulimia.
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
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    You are on the right track, and you've gotten a lot of helpful advice. But, the important thing is that you should not eat crabs, unless they are baked into crab cakes. I'm slim and I never eat crabs, unless they are baked into good tasting crab cakes, so that clearly shows that taking that approach works! It has been a really long time since I even ate crab cakes, but the effects continue to work in your body for a long time. I'm proof of that.
  • Jennyflies
    Jennyflies Posts: 94 Member
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    Oh my lord, I think I just lost 5lbs from laughing so much. This thread is win. Poor guy lol
  • WestCoastPhoenix
    WestCoastPhoenix Posts: 802 Member
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  • JenCatwalk
    JenCatwalk Posts: 285 Member
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    Hi I heard from Atkins and Southbeach that diets low in crabs help with weight loss. I'm not certain why that is and I've gained a lot of weight but don't eat a lot of sea food. Will these diets work for me if I continue to not eat crabs?

    I think you might mean Carbs, not crabs. Low in Carbs

    :laugh:
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
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    Watch out for those bad crabs!!!!

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  • Otterluv
    Otterluv Posts: 9,083 Member
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    IN 4 the crabs....


    wait wut

    Just hit them with the shampoo again

    Would that make them clean? Because clean eating and stuff.

    After reading the instructions, yes, should make it clean to eat again.

    Good, because if it's not clean, I'm not eating it, especially with crabs.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,695 Member
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    If it's "low" crabs, does that mean you hunt for them in the bush?

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  • megsmom2
    megsmom2 Posts: 2,362 Member
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    crabs are bad for you! my friend did a crab lifestyle thing...and lost his girlfriend to a high crab fisherman! It was sad! It took gallons of drawn butter to console him!

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