Low Crab Diet

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  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Hi I heard from Atkins and Southbeach that diets low in crabs help with weight loss. I'm not certain why that is and I've gained a lot of weight but don't eat a lot of sea food. Will these diets work for me if I continue to not eat crabs?

    I got crabs once, and they itched so much. They were so hard to get rid of. It involved shaving and Vaseline, and it's complicated..

    They were so tiny. I don't know how anyone could eat them. I mean you would have to eat a million of them just to get enough protein for my macros.
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    Low crab only works if you boil them with corn, potatoes, anduie sausage, and a ton of old bay seasoning. Otherwise it isn't really low crab.

    What herbs would I add for the high crab diet? Can I substitute Doritos, pizza, and leftover chinese in place of the corn, potatoes, and sausage? Should the pizza have a cauliflower crust?

    Not recommended. That causes involuntary bulimia.
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    You are on the right track, and you've gotten a lot of helpful advice. But, the important thing is that you should not eat crabs, unless they are baked into crab cakes. I'm slim and I never eat crabs, unless they are baked into good tasting crab cakes, so that clearly shows that taking that approach works! It has been a really long time since I even ate crab cakes, but the effects continue to work in your body for a long time. I'm proof of that.
  • Jennyflies
    Jennyflies Posts: 94 Member
    Oh my lord, I think I just lost 5lbs from laughing so much. This thread is win. Poor guy lol
  • WestCoastPhoenix
    WestCoastPhoenix Posts: 802 Member
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  • JenCatwalk
    JenCatwalk Posts: 285 Member
    Hi I heard from Atkins and Southbeach that diets low in crabs help with weight loss. I'm not certain why that is and I've gained a lot of weight but don't eat a lot of sea food. Will these diets work for me if I continue to not eat crabs?

    I think you might mean Carbs, not crabs. Low in Carbs

    :laugh:
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    Watch out for those bad crabs!!!!

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  • Otterluv
    Otterluv Posts: 9,083 Member
    IN 4 the crabs....


    wait wut

    Just hit them with the shampoo again

    Would that make them clean? Because clean eating and stuff.

    After reading the instructions, yes, should make it clean to eat again.

    Good, because if it's not clean, I'm not eating it, especially with crabs.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,026 Member
    If it's "low" crabs, does that mean you hunt for them in the bush?

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  • megsmom2
    megsmom2 Posts: 2,362 Member
    crabs are bad for you! my friend did a crab lifestyle thing...and lost his girlfriend to a high crab fisherman! It was sad! It took gallons of drawn butter to console him!
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    crabs are bad for you! my friend did a crab lifestyle thing...and lost his girlfriend to a high crab fisherman! It was sad! It took gallons of drawn butter to console him!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :flowerforyou:
  • BookofJim
    BookofJim Posts: 11 Member
    I am on a low carb diet. And as a result, I eat a lot of crab.
  • Barbellerella
    Barbellerella Posts: 1,838 Member
    I am on a low carb diet. And as a result, I eat a lot of crab.
    way to be srs, dude.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    I thought all the crabs were low? I thought they were bottom dwellers? Which now explains a lot.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    I am on a low carb diet. And as a result, I eat a lot of crab.
    way to be srs, dude.
    :laugh: :laugh:
  • bregalad5
    bregalad5 Posts: 3,965 Member
    can't get this image out of my head now...
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  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    IN 4 the crabs....


    wait wut

    Just hit them with the shampoo again

    Would that make them clean? Because clean eating and stuff.

    After reading the instructions, yes, should make it clean to eat again.

    Good, because if it's not clean, I'm not eating it, especially with crabs.

    I couldn't agree more. I hate having an itchy beard.
  • sijomial
    sijomial Posts: 19,809 Member
    my friend got crabs and lost 10 pounds.
    My mate got crabs and lost his girlfriend.
  • GiGiBeans
    GiGiBeans Posts: 1,062 Member
    OMG stop following fad diets people! There is no need to eat low crab unless you're allergic to shellfish. Crabs are not the devil, even if they are red. Crab pop tarts with melted ice cream FTW!
  • Iknewyouweretrouble
    Iknewyouweretrouble Posts: 561 Member
    what really matters is what kind if crabs they are. also, your crab to protein to fat ratio. Make sure your diet is at least 40% crab.
  • zombiesama
    zombiesama Posts: 755 Member
    OMG stop following fad diets people! There is no need to eat low crab unless you're allergic to shellfish. Crabs are not the devil, even if they are red. Crab pop tarts with melted ice cream FTW!

    Not all crabs are red.
  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member
    Now I just feel itchy..


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  • fatasfatass69
    fatasfatass69 Posts: 18
    It's 2013 and you're still eating crabs on the ground.

    I sure hope you guys dont do this

    I eat my crabs as high as possible.
    (wait, I meant high as in up on the roof.)
  • jetlag
    jetlag Posts: 800 Member
    Hi I heard from Atkins and Southbeach that diets low in crabs help with weight loss. I'm not certain why that is and I've gained a lot of weight but don't eat a lot of sea food. Will these diets work for me if I continue to not eat crabs?

    Tears of laughter, thank you lol
  • janatarnhem
    janatarnhem Posts: 669 Member
    OMG ! Laughing so much my sides are aching..thanks for this :laugh: :love: :drinker:
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
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