Low Crab Diet

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  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
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    crabs are bad for you! my friend did a crab lifestyle thing...and lost his girlfriend to a high crab fisherman! It was sad! It took gallons of drawn butter to console him!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :flowerforyou:
  • BookofJim
    BookofJim Posts: 11 Member
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    I am on a low carb diet. And as a result, I eat a lot of crab.
  • Barbellerella
    Barbellerella Posts: 1,838 Member
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    I am on a low carb diet. And as a result, I eat a lot of crab.
    way to be srs, dude.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    I thought all the crabs were low? I thought they were bottom dwellers? Which now explains a lot.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    I am on a low carb diet. And as a result, I eat a lot of crab.
    way to be srs, dude.
    :laugh: :laugh:
  • bregalad5
    bregalad5 Posts: 3,965 Member
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    can't get this image out of my head now...
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  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    IN 4 the crabs....


    wait wut

    Just hit them with the shampoo again

    Would that make them clean? Because clean eating and stuff.

    After reading the instructions, yes, should make it clean to eat again.

    Good, because if it's not clean, I'm not eating it, especially with crabs.

    I couldn't agree more. I hate having an itchy beard.
  • sijomial
    sijomial Posts: 19,811 Member
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    my friend got crabs and lost 10 pounds.
    My mate got crabs and lost his girlfriend.
  • GiGiBeans
    GiGiBeans Posts: 1,062 Member
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    OMG stop following fad diets people! There is no need to eat low crab unless you're allergic to shellfish. Crabs are not the devil, even if they are red. Crab pop tarts with melted ice cream FTW!
  • Iknewyouweretrouble
    Iknewyouweretrouble Posts: 561 Member
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    what really matters is what kind if crabs they are. also, your crab to protein to fat ratio. Make sure your diet is at least 40% crab.
  • zombiesama
    zombiesama Posts: 755 Member
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    OMG stop following fad diets people! There is no need to eat low crab unless you're allergic to shellfish. Crabs are not the devil, even if they are red. Crab pop tarts with melted ice cream FTW!

    Not all crabs are red.
  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member
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    Now I just feel itchy..


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  • fatasfatass69
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    It's 2013 and you're still eating crabs on the ground.

    I sure hope you guys dont do this

    I eat my crabs as high as possible.
    (wait, I meant high as in up on the roof.)
  • jetlag
    jetlag Posts: 800 Member
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    Hi I heard from Atkins and Southbeach that diets low in crabs help with weight loss. I'm not certain why that is and I've gained a lot of weight but don't eat a lot of sea food. Will these diets work for me if I continue to not eat crabs?

    Tears of laughter, thank you lol
  • janatarnhem
    janatarnhem Posts: 669 Member
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    OMG ! Laughing so much my sides are aching..thanks for this :laugh: :love: :drinker:
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
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