Would you date a woman who can crush a melon with her legs?

Fithealthyforlife
Fithealthyforlife Posts: 866 Member
edited January 29 in Chit-Chat
This is a fitness website, so I think this funny question actually belongs...lol, smirk!

So, guys...would you? Why or why not if you wouldn't? And I don't mean a rotten one, either.

btw, disclaimer: I am a guy obviously, and I didn't post this to make fun of women who spend a lot of time adduction machines. ;-)

Me: Yeah, I would...b/c I'd get to eat it afterward! ;-)

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  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    I'm partial to fresh honeydew
  • SrJoben
    SrJoben Posts: 484 Member
    Is this a difficult feat?

    I've never tried it or seen it done...


    And uhh...probably yes.
  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
    Depending on melon type I wouldn't date someone too weak to crush a melon...
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    I love a women with skull crushers.
  • Fithealthyforlife
    Fithealthyforlife Posts: 866 Member
    Is this a difficult feat?

    I've never tried it or seen it done...


    And uhh...probably yes.

    I've never tried it either, and not sure, but do know it's not supposed to be "easy peasy".
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
    I love a women with skull crushers.
    In for skull crushing thighs
  • Zutos
    Zutos Posts: 1 Member
    Well I guess she wouldn't let you go till she was satisfied .

    . LOL
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
    This is a fitness website, so I think this funny question actually belongs...lol, smirk!

    So, guys...would you? Why or why not if you wouldn't? And I don't mean a rotten one, either.

    btw, disclaimer: I am a guy obviously, and I didn't post this to make fun of women who spend a lot of time adduction machines. ;-)

    Me: Yeah, I would...b/c I'd get to eat it afterward! ;-)

    Yes, because I am not a melon.

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  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    I love a women with skull crushers.
    In for skull crushing thighs
    IMG_7717_zpse4be6e31.jpg
  • CycleGuy9000
    CycleGuy9000 Posts: 290 Member
    This is a fitness website, so I think this funny question actually belongs...lol, smirk!

    So, guys...would you? Why or why not if you wouldn't? And I don't mean a rotten one, either.

    btw, disclaimer: I am a guy obviously, and I didn't post this to make fun of women who spend a lot of time adduction machines. ;-)

    Me: Yeah, I would...b/c I'd get to eat it afterward! ;-)

    Yes, because I am not a melon.

    3v679d.jpg

    LMAO!!!
  • Monster008
    Monster008 Posts: 884 Member
    WOULD I EVER!
  • Fithealthyforlife
    Fithealthyforlife Posts: 866 Member
    This is a fitness website, so I think this funny question actually belongs...lol, smirk!

    So, guys...would you? Why or why not if you wouldn't? And I don't mean a rotten one, either.

    btw, disclaimer: I am a guy obviously, and I didn't post this to make fun of women who spend a lot of time adduction machines. ;-)

    Me: Yeah, I would...b/c I'd get to eat it afterward! ;-)

    Yes, because I am not a melon.

    3v679d.jpg

    LMAO!!!

    If melons ever took over the world, then I guess we'd all be safe...
    Can't...stop....laughing!!!!
  • CycleGuy9000
    CycleGuy9000 Posts: 290 Member
    How hard can it be? I'm not scared, I'd date a woman that could crush a melon with her bare thighs and as that guy with the picture said " I am not a melon! ".
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    Don't mind me. Looking for potential dates....

    **No, I don't use the adductor/abductor machine.**
  • jmc0806
    jmc0806 Posts: 1,444 Member
    Absolutely
  • Fithealthyforlife
    Fithealthyforlife Posts: 866 Member
    Don't mind me. Looking for potential dates....

    **No, I don't use the adductor/abductor machine.**

    Good. Machines are for melons! ;-)
  • Fithealthyforlife
    Fithealthyforlife Posts: 866 Member
    I love a women with skull crushers.
    In for skull crushing thighs
    IMG_7717_zpse4be6e31.jpg

    THAT's not a MELON!

    That's TWO MELONS...hey, look who can count melons...lol!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWobt9Zn_Ms
  • lostdogg
    lostdogg Posts: 450 Member
    Seen a woman on the internet smash a melon with her boobies....... Not nearly as sexy as skull crushing thighs though.

    I'm in
  • SrJoben
    SrJoben Posts: 484 Member
    Don't mind me. Looking for potential dates....

    **No, I don't use the adductor/abductor machine.**


    I use the Abductor Machine.





    That's what I call my rusty white van.
  • Fithealthyforlife
    Fithealthyforlife Posts: 866 Member
    Don't mind me. Looking for potential dates....

    **No, I don't use the adductor/abductor machine.**


    I use the Abductor Machine.






    That's what I call my rusty white van.




    I've started doing squats recently...

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  • SrJoben
    SrJoben Posts: 484 Member
    I'm sure that's very true in my case... :cry:
  • Doodlewhopper
    Doodlewhopper Posts: 1,018 Member
    I knew a gal one time who .....uh... Melvin or melon? Would you mind repeating the question again?
  • CharlotteTheCoffeeLover
    CharlotteTheCoffeeLover Posts: 1,205 Member
    Hell, even I would date a girl who could do that:love:
  • lithezebra
    lithezebra Posts: 3,670 Member
    I must try this. What kind of melon is recommended?
  • El_Cunado
    El_Cunado Posts: 359 Member
    Yes....yes I would.
  • MaryJane_8810002
    MaryJane_8810002 Posts: 2,082 Member
    I hope to be that woman someday.
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    Don't mind me. Looking for potential dates....

    **No, I don't use the adductor/abductor machine.**


    Lies!
  • UnwrappingCandy
    UnwrappingCandy Posts: 418 Member
    i definitely would. I would wear her thighs like earmuffs. :tongue: By the way, I can totally crush a melon with my legs. I've actually done this to a watermelon, haven't ever tried a cantaloupe though. lol
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    Ok


    Off to the store to buy a melon
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
    I saw that the other day on Tosh.O

    then he did a parody for it at a juice bar. because awesome
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