Cauliflower Martini's (not for the faint of heart)

Okay bishes! So this is for all you Cauliflower freaky deaky's out there. You know who you are! You cauliflower pizza crust, cauliflower facial, cauliflower mashed potatoes, people. I thought what's the grossest cauliflower thing I can think of since boyfriend over there already did capital "G" gross cauli hot dogs. So cauliflower martini was it. But apparently it's been done...

this is apparently a cauliflower beet martini from an avante garde bar trying to create weird stuff. Umm,...mission accomplished!:sick:

Then I got an actually what I think is GOOD idea for y'all to serve with your cauliflower steaks and sides of cauliflower mashed potatoes after your cauliflower pizza appetizer bites. Cauliflower martini's. This is my own invention and I haven't tasted it, but I do love me some martini's especially the dirty ones. And I also love veggies raw. Eat it RAW! and I also love chile so here you go:

1) Make your favorite dirty Martini...mine is gin with extra olives.
2) Omit the olives/pearl onions or other garnish.
3) Garnish with one of these on a the pick instead.



Looking for a pic of a cauliflower on a toothpick yielded the following which made me think a hot cauliflower garnish would be superbomb on a bloody mary too!

So just know that when I get to goal weight and the red sea parts and the clouds clear and the planets align and I buy that winning lotto ticket and make a giant MFP party in LA overtaking one of the clubs, y'all cauliflower freaks will get your own room where you will be served the aforementioned fare and it will be called the Cauliflower Boom Boom Room. Because we all know what you really wanna do with that cauliflower. :cauliflowerforyou: