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Rate current pic 1/10 & Post your pick up line

JovanValor
JovanValor Posts: 2,114 Member
edited January 29 in Chit-Chat
To MFP community, Your so fit No matter how many reps or circuits sets i do i will never have a body quite like yours!

Rate?

Now you throw me your pick up line :)
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  • onehotgirl
    onehotgirl Posts: 120
    10/10
    are you Jamaican?
    cos you Jamaican me crazy

    CHEESE
  • stephen4232
    stephen4232 Posts: 1,583 Member
    9/10

    lets pump some iron

    So bad at this!!!!!
  • JovanValor
    JovanValor Posts: 2,114 Member
    Its ok, practice makes perfect"

    just relax and let the compliments show with creative adjectives :) heres an example



    Your so hot you melt the Steal plates off any barbell !

    8/10
  • oliviaboston
    oliviaboston Posts: 27 Member
    Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
    So you're like the mod when she's in Boston?
  • oliviaboston
    oliviaboston Posts: 27 Member
    You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 20.

    i laughed at this for about 2 minutes
  • Rado_SVK
    Rado_SVK Posts: 442 Member
    8/10
    Well hellouu there :smile: you are not even that far..coffee?
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    10/10

    Compliments to your tailor. What you are wearing is very nice.
  • Rado_SVK
    Rado_SVK Posts: 442 Member
    10/10

    Compliments to your tailor. What you are wearing is very nice.
    Haha that was very creative :tongue:
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    10/10

    Compliments to your tailor. What you are wearing is very nice.
    Haha that was very creative :tongue:

    I am extremely creative. I have lots and lots of great ideas that involve you right now as a matter of fact.
  • oliviaboston
    oliviaboston Posts: 27 Member
    im good but ta.
  • iarelarry
    iarelarry Posts: 201 Member
    sup girl

    10/10
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    10/10

    Mermaid bait?
  • stephross88
    stephross88 Posts: 846 Member
    7/10
  • Mr_Competitive
    Mr_Competitive Posts: 845
    8/10

    You look familar... Im sure Ive come across that face
  • JovanValor
    JovanValor Posts: 2,114 Member
    7/10

    To mfp community:

    If i could put you all in a space shuttle and blast you into space the sun would finally take a day off!

    ????????
  • kittyd7015
    kittyd7015 Posts: 4,546 Member
    8/10 the only thing ur abs havent told me is ur name :-) xxx
  • talamer
    talamer Posts: 516 Member
    8/10

    I luv beach as u do! ;)
  • JovanValor
    JovanValor Posts: 2,114 Member
    10/10 !

    Ive been running on the trendmill for the past hour i felt dizzy so i took a break and saw your pic. turns out i fainted at the gym and the peramedics said i woke up repeating the word sexy.

    Now i totally need your name or theyll think im crazy and made it all up! ????
  • JovanValor
    JovanValor Posts: 2,114 Member

    @kittyd7015


    10/10 !

    Ive been running on the trendmill for the past hour i felt dizzy so i took a break and saw your pic. turns out i fainted at the gym and the peramedics said i woke up repeating the word sexy.

    Now i totally need your name or theyll think im crazy and made it all up! ????
  • Cutting4life
    Cutting4life Posts: 505 Member
    8


    hey guy
  • DempseyWRX
    DempseyWRX Posts: 93 Member
    Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

    ....C'mon guys are we really just gonna let this one slide without appreciating it LOL.

    (moving along)

    9/10 | I bet the seamstress who fit you in that dress must've dropped dead the moment she finished, which is ironic because that is exactly how gorgeous you look in it.
  • DreamOfSunshine
    DreamOfSunshine Posts: 911 Member
    9/10

    This suit looks great on you!! Wanna check how it would look on my bedroom floor?
  • Cutting4life
    Cutting4life Posts: 505 Member
    8

    Wana come over and watch porn in my 60 inch flat screen mirror?
  • sdonovan4
    sdonovan4 Posts: 155 Member
    Nice shoes wanna *kitten*
  • JovanValor
    JovanValor Posts: 2,114 Member
    Your pick up is so Blunt she wont be able to resist the possibilities! ????????
  • kaydeedoubleu1
    kaydeedoubleu1 Posts: 567 Member
    Do you come here often? because baby, i've got you on my mind!
  • oliviaboston
    oliviaboston Posts: 27 Member
    On a scale from one to ten, I’m attracted to you whatever number equals being willing to rip out my own heart and put it in a box and leave it on your doorstep. Is that a seven?
  • kaydeedoubleu1
    kaydeedoubleu1 Posts: 567 Member
    On a scale from one to ten, I’m attracted to you whatever number equals being willing to rip out my own heart and put it in a box and leave it on your doorstep. Is that a seven?

    haha that's brilliant (although, quite intense for a first encounter at a bar :p)
  • time2bhealthy
    time2bhealthy Posts: 211 Member
    8

    Wana come over and watch porn in my 60 inch flat screen mirror?

    That has to be the best one yet, lol
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