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SithLordJane
SithLordJane Posts: 92
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So this is why it's in the MFP database?!
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  • leebesstoad
    leebesstoad Posts: 1,186 Member
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    Of course, they don't specificy teaspoon or Tablespoon. Most estimates I've heard are 4 calories per teaspoon. And pure protein. That's what I use mentally in my diary.

    Oops, was that TMI?
  • munchkin0518
    munchkin0518 Posts: 32
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    Of course, they don't specificy teaspoon or Tablespoon. Most estimates I've heard are 4 calories per teaspoon. And pure protein. That's what I use mentally in my diary.

    Oops, was that TMI?

    Your profile pic indicates more in the 3/4 - 1 cup mark. Nice job!
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,487 Member
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    So this is why it's in the MFP database?!
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    Well, we DO need to know this. We need to log everything we put in our mouth for correct intake.
  • 2credneck208
    2credneck208 Posts: 501 Member
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    Thats why my teeth are so white!! LMAO
  • leebesstoad
    leebesstoad Posts: 1,186 Member
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    Of course, they don't specificy teaspoon or Tablespoon. Most estimates I've heard are 4 calories per teaspoon. And pure protein. That's what I use mentally in my diary.

    Oops, was that TMI?

    Your profile pic indicates more in the 3/4 - 1 cup mark. Nice job!

    Boy, I sure picked the right day to have a picture of the blue cheese dressing I made last night, didn't I? roflmfao.
  • JeremiahStone
    JeremiahStone Posts: 682 Member
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    I would like to say that I am now offering free teeth whitening services.

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  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,820 Member
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    Shoot! We're supposed to be logging it??
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
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    Of course, they don't specificy teaspoon or Tablespoon. Most estimates I've heard are 4 calories per teaspoon. And pure protein. That's what I use mentally in my diary.

    Oops, was that TMI?

    Actually mostly carbs. Truth.

    Carry on.
  • Tinyfigure
    Tinyfigure Posts: 575 Member
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    Also, it's more like 20 cals a shot. But worth it considering how many you burn obtaining it in the first place... And now I'm gonna leave :D
  • Mainebikerchick
    Mainebikerchick Posts: 1,573 Member
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    Of course, they don't specificy teaspoon or Tablespoon. Most estimates I've heard are 4 calories per teaspoon. And pure protein. That's what I use mentally in my diary.

    Oops, was that TMI?

    Actually mostly carbs. Truth.

    Carry on.

    My husband has been LYING to me for YEARS!!! :sad:
  • NumbrsNerd
    NumbrsNerd Posts: 202 Member
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    I once had a good laugh over the fact that beaver was listed in the Weight Watchers points book.....
  • CountingCaloriesSuxass
    CountingCaloriesSuxass Posts: 387 Member
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    Just an fyi...if you freeze semen in cubes it will be square
  • Factory_Reset
    Factory_Reset Posts: 1,651 Member
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    [/quote]

    Actually mostly carbs. Truth.

    Carry on.
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    QFT
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
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    Also, it's more like 20 cals a shot. But worth it considering how many you burn obtaining it in the first place... And now I'm gonna leave :D

    Homer's wife burned 3 calories doing 23 seconds of being disappointed while obtaining semen.
  • CountingCaloriesSuxass
    CountingCaloriesSuxass Posts: 387 Member
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    Also, it's more like 20 cals a shot. But worth it considering how many you burn obtaining it in the first place... And now I'm gonna leave :D

    Homer's wife burned 3 calories doing 23 seconds of being disappointed while obtaining semen.

    yea, she thought it was square
  • Tinyfigure
    Tinyfigure Posts: 575 Member
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    Also, it's more like 20 cals a shot. But worth it considering how many you burn obtaining it in the first place... And now I'm gonna leave :D

    Homer's wife burned 3 calories doing 23 seconds of being disappointed while obtaining semen.

    I was thinking about a bit more physical action being involved.. I don't like being disappointed! :D
  • Nightterror218
    Nightterror218 Posts: 375 Member
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    Also, it's more like 20 cals a shot. But worth it considering how many you burn obtaining it in the first place... And now I'm gonna leave :D

    lmao
  • joe_madre
    joe_madre Posts: 693
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    Thats why my teeth are so white!! LMAO

    We-hell, hello there.
  • Denjo060
    Denjo060 Posts: 1,008
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    LMFAO I just did a search in the food data base for sperm and I could not believe there were 3 entries in it ROTFL :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :noway:
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
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    Also, it's more like 20 cals a shot. But worth it considering how many you burn obtaining it in the first place... And now I'm gonna leave :D

    Homer's wife burned 3 calories doing 23 seconds of being disappointed while obtaining semen.

    I was thinking about a bit more physical action being involved.. I don't like being disappointed! :D

    Homer's wife burned 1345 calories doing 181 minutes of sweaty, physical interaction while obtaining strange unbetrothed semen.
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