I need some toxinzzzz!!! Choose my soda for me!

BrainyBurro
BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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I have a sudden craving for soda (aka coke, pop, fizzy drink, etc.)

my toxinzzzzz levels must be getting low and my liver and kidneys are getting bored.

please recommend a soda for this evening's consumption. calories do not matter, my deficit is HYUGE!

and go... (makes Phil Donuhue motion with mic).
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  • DainaLC
    DainaLC Posts: 18,937 Member
    How about getting hyped up on some Mountain Dew?
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
    Dr Pepper... Preferably with some Vanilla and Cream in it... and maybe some Cherry if you really want a wild ride. :D
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
    Dr Pepper is definitely the way to go! That's what I'm having now!
  • bookworm_847
    bookworm_847 Posts: 1,903 Member
    Cherry Dr. Pepper. Mmmm :love:
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    i like Dr. Pepper.

    i worry it may not have enough toxinzzzzzzz.

    does it contain aspartame?
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
    i like Dr. Pepper.

    i worry it may not have enough toxinzzzzzzz.

    does it contain aspartame?

    You want aspartame? go with diet DP cherry.
  • SirBonerFart
    SirBonerFart Posts: 1,185 Member
    Jolt Cola
  • tedrickp
    tedrickp Posts: 1,229 Member
    The key will be to choose a real sugar cola, and then add a packet or two of nutrisweet so you get the toxin-y goodness as well as the calories.
  • ihad
    ihad Posts: 7,463 Member
    Jolt Cola

    THIS
  • OtakuMusician
    OtakuMusician Posts: 66 Member
    Go with a classic Coca-Cola or Pepsi. (I'm a Pepsi fan but there's this habit of people gasping and yelling at me when I say that)
  • keem88
    keem88 Posts: 1,689 Member
    cream soda or baja blast
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    Jolt Cola

    THIS

    Jolt Cola mixed with Red Bull, Monster, and 5 hour energy...you should be good to go in no time.
  • kylamaries
    kylamaries Posts: 291
    Cherry Coca Cola, yum! Or -- if you're feeling extra adventurous -- go with Mountain Dew!
  • keem88
    keem88 Posts: 1,689 Member
    Jolt Cola

    omg do they still make jolt?
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    Jolt Cola

    THIS

    Jolt Cola mixed with Red Bull, Monster, and 5 hour energy...you should be good to go in no time.

    this.

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  • cwolfman13
    cwolfman13 Posts: 41,865 Member
    Coca-Cola...add rum.
  • SirBonerFart
    SirBonerFart Posts: 1,185 Member
    Jolt Cola

    omg do they still make jolt?

    Yes I still see it in specialty shops
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    Jolt Cola

    THIS

    Jolt Cola mixed with Red Bull, Monster, and 5 hour energy...you should be good to go in no time.

    ...and by "good to go" you really mean "tweeking", right?

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  • bellaamor30
    bellaamor30 Posts: 172 Member
    Coca-Cola...add rum.

    This would be my choice
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    Jolt Cola

    THIS

    Jolt Cola mixed with Red Bull, Monster, and 5 hour energy...you should be good to go in no time.

    this.

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    i :heart: meth kitteh!
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    Root beer float.
  • Isakizza
    Isakizza Posts: 754 Member
    Grape soda.... I haven't had one in ages. Enjoy one for me! :smile:
  • Factory_Reset
    Factory_Reset Posts: 1,651 Member
    Coke+Cake Vodka

    /thread

    You're Welcome OP
  • Skrib69
    Skrib69 Posts: 687 Member
    Dr Pepper, whisky with ginger beer, or preferably just the whisky - single malt, preferably from Speyside! If it could be over 15 years old, that would be a bonus!!
  • AllonsYtotheTardis
    AllonsYtotheTardis Posts: 16,947 Member
    Bacon-Soda.jpg
  • Skrib69
    Skrib69 Posts: 687 Member
    Bacon-Soda.jpg

    Lol! Love bacon - that sounds horrible!!
  • SmilinSue12
    SmilinSue12 Posts: 71 Member
    I vote for Cola.

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  • tedrickp
    tedrickp Posts: 1,229 Member
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  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
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  • PepperWorm
    PepperWorm Posts: 1,206
    I wish they still made Diet Cherry Chocolate Dr. Pepper.

    *pouts*

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