What does PMS mean to you?

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  • LisaMarie8713
    LisaMarie8713 Posts: 310
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    PrettyMissSparkles from my FL... She's a peach :)
  • just4nessa
    just4nessa Posts: 459 Member
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    Potential Murder Suspect
  • catneon
    catneon Posts: 911 Member
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    For real
    Property Management System

    and trust me it PMS's all the time!
  • I_Will_Be_The_Swan
    I_Will_Be_The_Swan Posts: 132
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    Putrid; Self-control Mislayed.

    I inevitably binge on the first day.
  • onwarddownward
    onwarddownward Posts: 1,683 Member
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    Punish My Spouse

    Oh, so true. Poor guys.
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
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    Potential Murder Suspect

    And we have a winner!!:drinker:
  • nave002
    nave002 Posts: 211 Member
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    LOL, Some really good responses on here....

    For me personally, it's barely an excuse for a couple of hours.... how do you get a week out of that??? I'm obviously doing something wrong! :tongue:
  • jessicapk
    jessicapk Posts: 574 Member
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    Sad but totally true... A local school is called Perry Middle School... And, yes, their school shirts and athletic outfits are all emblazoned with "PMS"!!!
  • BobMcCloskey
    BobMcCloskey Posts: 117
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    Posting My Stuff....on MFP
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
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    well....
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1049542-how-to-period-male-pov
  • Moonblood
    Moonblood Posts: 199 Member
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    Please Massage Shoulders. I enlist my husband to give me massages for relaxation.
  • Lochlyn_D
    Lochlyn_D Posts: 492 Member
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    It's just an excuse to act crazy and get away with doing whatever you want. I know. I've been using it for years.
  • lizzzylou
    lizzzylou Posts: 325
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    I'm not pregnant?
  • BluejayNY
    BluejayNY Posts: 301 Member
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    Pregnancy Missed Still

    Please Make Stop

    And I was a Punish My Spouse. When off the pill my PMS really sucks.
  • leebesstoad
    leebesstoad Posts: 1,186 Member
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    It means I'm glad I'm a gay guy who doesn't have to deal with it.
  • BeccaMe53
    BeccaMe53 Posts: 5
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    'Post menopausal Stress!" Even though I'm 'done' every month I still get some symptoms; bloating, food cravings and general *****ing. I'm not using this as an excuse. For real. :noway:
  • onwarddownward
    onwarddownward Posts: 1,683 Member
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    It means I'm glad I'm a gay guy who doesn't have to deal with it.

    We'll all deal with it when Hilary's president.

    Please Makeit Stop!

    Pantry Medicates Sufferer

    Or, my favorite:

    CMS = CONTINUAL MENSTRUAL SYNDROME
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
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    Patron Machine Shots (Really it is Patron Shots Machine, but after a couple, who cares if you flip the words around.)

    Just what it sounds like - a machine that chills Patron for shots
  • onwarddownward
    onwarddownward Posts: 1,683 Member
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    Pausing my steps.



    NOT!!!!!
  • leebesstoad
    leebesstoad Posts: 1,186 Member
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    Pretty Miserable Slut?

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