What does PMS mean to you?

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  • Moonblood
    Moonblood Posts: 199 Member
    Please Massage Shoulders. I enlist my husband to give me massages for relaxation.
  • Lochlyn_D
    Lochlyn_D Posts: 492 Member
    It's just an excuse to act crazy and get away with doing whatever you want. I know. I've been using it for years.
  • lizzzylou
    lizzzylou Posts: 325
    I'm not pregnant?
  • BluejayNY
    BluejayNY Posts: 301 Member
    Pregnancy Missed Still

    Please Make Stop

    And I was a Punish My Spouse. When off the pill my PMS really sucks.
  • leebesstoad
    leebesstoad Posts: 1,186 Member
    It means I'm glad I'm a gay guy who doesn't have to deal with it.
  • BeccaMe53
    BeccaMe53 Posts: 5
    'Post menopausal Stress!" Even though I'm 'done' every month I still get some symptoms; bloating, food cravings and general *****ing. I'm not using this as an excuse. For real. :noway:
  • onwarddownward
    onwarddownward Posts: 1,683 Member
    It means I'm glad I'm a gay guy who doesn't have to deal with it.

    We'll all deal with it when Hilary's president.

    Please Makeit Stop!

    Pantry Medicates Sufferer

    Or, my favorite:

    CMS = CONTINUAL MENSTRUAL SYNDROME
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    Patron Machine Shots (Really it is Patron Shots Machine, but after a couple, who cares if you flip the words around.)

    Just what it sounds like - a machine that chills Patron for shots
  • onwarddownward
    onwarddownward Posts: 1,683 Member
    Pausing my steps.



    NOT!!!!!
  • leebesstoad
    leebesstoad Posts: 1,186 Member
    Pretty Miserable Slut?
  • justwanderful
    justwanderful Posts: 142 Member
    Pantone Matching System or PMS Color Chart
    (from the printing industry)
  • Prettymisssparkles
    Prettymisssparkles Posts: 1,274 Member
    PrettyMissSparkles! heh
  • onwarddownward
    onwarddownward Posts: 1,683 Member
    Pretty Miserable Slut?

    You have serious issues.
  • NaughtyNancy69
    NaughtyNancy69 Posts: 32
    A sticky mess :)
  • _Waffle_
    _Waffle_ Posts: 13,049 Member
    Prehistoric Monster Syndrome.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VR3JGyVR8_g



    1HxTc-rGd6NCmk2hM5H9zYXXXL4j3HpexhjNOf_P3YmryPKwJ94QGRtDb3Sbc6KY
  • mustang289
    mustang289 Posts: 299 Member
    These are good.
    They were gonna call it MCD but wouldn't have been as PC, and that one was already taken.
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    Please Massage Shoulders?
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    Please Make Sure....I don't get bloated (because I don't like that).
  • justicer68
    justicer68 Posts: 1,223
    Sad but totally true... A local school is called Perry Middle School... And, yes, their school shirts and athletic outfits are all emblazoned with "PMS"!!!

    WOW! Did not even think of that!! HELLO NEIGHBOR!!:laugh:
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    Please Make Sure...you help out with the kids/cleaning because I'm tired, and I'd like that, thanks.
  • justicer68
    justicer68 Posts: 1,223
    Perpetual motion squad

    tumblr_lxb6pon0Ss1qas5xlo1_500.gif


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • etoiles_argentees
    etoiles_argentees Posts: 2,827 Member
    funny-comic-pms-crazy-woman.jpg
  • anemoneprose
    anemoneprose Posts: 1,805 Member
    possible murder-suicide
  • LisaMarie8713
    LisaMarie8713 Posts: 310
    PrettyMissSparkles! heh


    ^^^^^ see page 1, you were my answer~~~ :laugh:
  • jenifr818
    jenifr818 Posts: 805 Member
    possible murder-suicide

    :laugh:
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
    funny-comic-pms-crazy-woman.jpg

    Yep, that seems accurate!
  • GlitterrMagpie
    GlitterrMagpie Posts: 302 Member
    Puppies Make me Sob

    I get over-emotional
  • onwarddownward
    onwarddownward Posts: 1,683 Member
    Punched My Stomach???
  • Bruins24
    Bruins24 Posts: 44
    Pissed at men syndrome
  • TheRunningGuppy
    TheRunningGuppy Posts: 651 Member
    Probably Me Sleeping - always get super tired

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