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Hey, My name is Al
I am almost 800 pounds, terribly addicted to food. Looking for new friends.
Hey guys. I've written a little about something very close to my heart. Please take the time to read it and give me serious, honest feedback. Thank you

You've been smelling that damn steak cooking since you entered. The perfect blend of spices fill the room. The aroma is intoxicating. Your head begins to spin as the waitress approaches the table with your order. The plate is set in front of you. Your eyes widen at the steak that is literally too big for the plate. The t-bone so white against the pink, tender meat. Your stack of onion rings are so beautiful as they stand erect in a pyramid for you. Their bread is so thick. Oil drips onto the napkin beneath them. You slowly take your knife and fork to the glorious piece of beef, you watch as it slices and releases the juices. Your mouth waters as you see the deep pink middle. You lift your fork to your nose to catch a big wiff of the excellent smell. It is better than sex. Your eyes water from temptation, but you will wait. You set the fork back down onto the plate and say. "I asked for A1"
The waitress apologizes and scurries off to find you a bottle. You take a drink of your sweet, ice cold coke. Ahhhhh The waitress returns with your condiment.
You open the bottle and watch the beautiful caramel brown liquid drip out slowly, as if its taunting you... showing off. The light glistens off the puddle of sauce you've just emptied onto your plate. It's time. You can barely contain yourself as you lift your fork, heavy with meat, and dip it into the glorious sauce. Making sure you cover every bit of the meat in it, sloshing it around, admiring the aroma... You bring the fork to your mouth and begin to weep. You weep not of sadness, but of overwhelmedness. The flavors are so incredibly intense that you know you will never experience anything else like it the charcoal flavor lingers in the back as the fresh meat and salty a1 dominate your bite. You chew, slowly at first, but quickly speed up, anticipating your next bite.

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  • TyTy76
    TyTy76 Posts: 1,761 Member
    You shouldn't need A1, if the steak is any good.
  • My0WNinspiration
    My0WNinspiration Posts: 1,146 Member
    I think you're full of *kitten* and steak...
  • norahwynn
    norahwynn Posts: 862 Member
    I hate A1,

    but really...what's the point of this?? I'm totally confused.
  • kellyskitties
    kellyskitties Posts: 475 Member
    OK, you need a new hobby. Take up knitting or something... That's like reading food porn - and now I'll need a steak - splash of Worcestershire for me only please! Sweet potato - butter and cinnamon only. Beer - dark preferred.
  • DainaLC
    DainaLC Posts: 18,937 Member
    You actually brought me to the table with you! Your writing leaves me wanting more, it's really good, very descriptive! :flowerforyou:
  • ldnmaggie
    ldnmaggie Posts: 222 Member
    Really descriptive :-) Very good
  • SageGoddess320
    SageGoddess320 Posts: 2,589 Member
    What's up with the cooler full of dead fish?
  • candicane32081
    candicane32081 Posts: 132 Member
    sounds good, but better than sex? I think not.
  • KokowithaK
    KokowithaK Posts: 88 Member
    What's up with the cooler full of dead fish?

    That's what I was wondering as well.
  • onwarddownward
    onwarddownward Posts: 1,683 Member
    I love steak, but I prefer Texas Roadhouse sauce and just a touch of it.

    The story was awesome. Keep writing.
  • 43932452
    43932452 Posts: 7,246 Member
    You lost me at steak!