I may have accidentally cheated

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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So, this morning, as I got to the gym, there was a woman on the Arc Trainer that I usually use. As I filled my water bottle, and wet my towel, she finished and got off "my" machine. I signed up for it, and went over and started my 60 minutes on teh machine. I looked down, and saw the woman had left three large puddles of sweat on the mats beneath the machine. It was pretty humid, and the sweat puddles weren't evaporating very quickly. Soon my workout caused me to sweat profusely, and I added my sweat to her puddles below. I felt so dirty as our sweat mingled right there in the cardio room for everyone to see.

I didn't set out to do this. I feel kind of bad. Do I tell my SO about what I did, or just keep it to myself? What if there are other complications?
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  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    It's over between us. Get OUT!
  • catneon
    catneon Posts: 911 Member
    Wow dude really you just did that in front of everyone??
    I don't even think you can get the couch.You need to move out now
  • RobTheGourmet
    RobTheGourmet Posts: 189 Member
    Wow dude really you just did that in front of everyone??
    I don't even think you can get the couch.You need to move out now

    agree, this is a sad day for all of us...
  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
    How dare you.
  • DainaLC
    DainaLC Posts: 18,937 Member
    I'm so disappointed in your sweat! :noway:
  • mdhummel
    mdhummel Posts: 201 Member
    Ugh, hate people that don't wipe down their machines! I am currently sick because of germs I caught from the gym.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Wow dude really you just did that in front of everyone??
    I don't even think you can get the couch.You need to move out now

    I couldn't help myself. It just happened. I hope she's not pregnant. What if she had some disease? Why can't I control myself?
  • bugzinc
    bugzinc Posts: 291 Member
    This is one of those events your going to have to take to the grave with you man..
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Ugh, hate people that don't wipe down their machines! I am currently sick because of germs I caught from the gym.

    The machine was cleaned. It was the mat under the machine that wasn't.
  • GermanicKnight
    GermanicKnight Posts: 445
    Now her sweat and your sweat will combine to form super sweat and soon it will create a zombie virus!!
  • EnviousDan
    EnviousDan Posts: 107 Member
    You're a monster.
  • MexicanOsmosis
    MexicanOsmosis Posts: 382 Member
    Dude, everyone's sweat has gotten with her sweat, her sweat is easy like that.
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
    She was tricking you into getting her pregnant so she can hit you up for child support. Run! I bet she comes by with a turkey baster later to seal the deal.
  • tattygun
    tattygun Posts: 447 Member
    For a minute there I thought I was on xhamster. OP keep your sex life private from now on, there's kiddies reading this filth.
  • TribeHokie
    TribeHokie Posts: 711 Member
    As long as your sweat and her sweat don't end up making little sweat puddles you can probably get away with it.
  • JovanValor
    JovanValor Posts: 2,114 Member
    ohh you gone too far! now your evil act is in the air, i can feel thatl very gathered sweat passing right by me as i type this!

    Shame for shame! :P
  • catneon
    catneon Posts: 911 Member
    Wow dude really you just did that in front of everyone??
    I don't even think you can get the couch.You need to move out now

    I couldn't help myself. It just happened. I hope she's not pregnant. What if she had some disease? Why can't I control myself?
    Well it's too late now isn't!!!!!!! You should have at least used protection
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    Really? Comingled fluids on a family website?

    Jesus go back to fetlife.
  • laurasimmons
    laurasimmons Posts: 575 Member
    You should be so ashamed of yourself!! lol
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    Really? Comingled fluids on a family website?

    Jesus go back to fetlife.

    LOL!
  • EvilFeevil
    EvilFeevil Posts: 95 Member
    I saw on TV the other day there is a gym that is collecting its members' sweat (wringing it out of their clothes, not collecting it off of the floor, that would be disgusting, sheesh) and filtering it to turn it into drinking water. Would that also be cheating? Drinking other people's converted sweat? It's supposed to be healthier than tap water. (And that's relative to whose tap you're drinking from, I suppose.)
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    :hangsheadinshame:
  • Endman
    Endman Posts: 894
    There's a minute of my life I will never get back. ;(
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Really? Comingled fluids on a family website?

    Jesus go back to fetlife.

    Do they have a calorie counting section?
  • Cutting4life
    Cutting4life Posts: 505 Member
    u dun goofed
  • sam308lbs
    sam308lbs Posts: 1,936 Member
    what happens in the gym stays in the gym relax don't sweat it
  • Project9
    Project9 Posts: 135
    So, this morning, as I got to the gym, there was a woman on the Arc Trainer that I usually use. As I filled my water bottle, and wet my towel, she finished and got off "my" machine. I signed up for it, and went over and started my 60 minutes on teh machine. I looked down, and saw the woman had left three large puddles of sweat on the mats beneath the machine. It was pretty humid, and the sweat puddles weren't evaporating very quickly. Soon my workout caused me to sweat profusely, and I added my sweat to her puddles below. I felt so dirty as our sweat mingled right there in the cardio room for everyone to see.

    I didn't set out to do this. I feel kind of bad. Do I tell my SO about what I did, or just keep it to myself? What if there are other complications?

    You have not only sweated with her sweat, but also with everyone she has sweated with.
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
    you're a manwhore!
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    So, this morning, as I got to the gym, there was a woman on the Arc Trainer that I usually use. As I filled my water bottle, and wet my towel, she finished and got off "my" machine. I signed up for it, and went over and started my 60 minutes on teh machine. I looked down, and saw the woman had left three large puddles of sweat on the mats beneath the machine. It was pretty humid, and the sweat puddles weren't evaporating very quickly. Soon my workout caused me to sweat profusely, and I added my sweat to her puddles below. I felt so dirty as our sweat mingled right there in the cardio room for everyone to see.

    I didn't set out to do this. I feel kind of bad. Do I tell my SO about what I did, or just keep it to myself? What if there are other complications?

    You have not only sweated with her sweat, but also with everyone she has sweated with.

    Spreading disease one sweat puddle at a time
  • NBBorg
    NBBorg Posts: 38
    Eww.

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