How to be funny and likeable on MFP, a guide from noob

_noob_
_noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
edited January 30 in Chit-Chat
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  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
    Junk pics
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
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  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    OP, have you been drinking?

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  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
    OP, have you been drinking?

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    I HAVE NEVER POSTED WHILE USING PED'S!!!!!!!
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    OP, have you been drinking?

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    I HAVE NEVER POSTED WHILE USING PED'S!!!!!!!
    that might cost ya \m/
  • bethgames
    bethgames Posts: 534 Member
    Junk pics

    Yes please. :smooched:
  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
    Caffeine is NOT a controlled substance...
  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
    Junk pics

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  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    Junk pics

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    OMG It's so big noob.... mmmmm
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    Junk pics

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    Damn. You got some nice junk there boy. If I had your junk I'd burn mine.
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
    I want to be funny.

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    I think you're funny.

    carry on.

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  • bethgames
    bethgames Posts: 534 Member
    I think I saw an alternator in there....hey, I need an alternator...._noob_, I want your junk! :flowerforyou:
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Junk pics

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    That is super hot :love:
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    I just noticed the kitty in your junk....

    I was watching it to see if it moved or did some other cute kitteh gif thing....

    Nothing.

    x sigh x

    Huge junk but no cool movement.... :yawn:
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
    Junk pics

    Yes please. :smooched:

    Trade ya!
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    I think I saw an alternator in there....hey, I need an alternator...._noob_, I want your junk! :flowerforyou:

    Are you saying you go both ways?
  • adlace
    adlace Posts: 375 Member
    But we noobs don't know how to post gifs or pics! And we are now scarred for life over cake and cow's milk. Even Kraft cheese slices are a little scary...LMAO
  • bethgames
    bethgames Posts: 534 Member
    I think I saw an alternator in there....hey, I need an alternator...._noob_, I want your junk! :flowerforyou:

    Are you saying you go both ways?

    Dont you? :huh:
  • BigDnSW
    BigDnSW Posts: 641 Member
    ry%3D400

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    Sorry, I was drinking...
  • babyfat6969
    babyfat6969 Posts: 23 Member
    omg has it been two weeks ... all i did was turn on my ps3 !!!!
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    I think I saw an alternator in there....hey, I need an alternator...._noob_, I want your junk! :flowerforyou:

    Are you saying you go both ways?

    Dont you? :huh:

    No. I don't have an alternator in my junk. Now I feel inadequate.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    I think I saw an alternator in there....hey, I need an alternator...._noob_, I want your junk! :flowerforyou:

    Are you saying you go both ways?

    Dont you? :huh:

    No. I don't have an alternator in my junk. Now I feel inadequate.

    I :heart: your junk
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    Junk pics

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    Damn. You got some nice junk there boy. If I had your junk I'd burn mine.

    I'll bet there's a cat in it somewhere!
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    I'll bet there's a cat in it somewhere!

    Little more than halfway down...
    On the left hand side...
    Near the silver trash can lid...
    Mostly white kitty with gray on its back...
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    I think I saw an alternator in there....hey, I need an alternator...._noob_, I want your junk! :flowerforyou:

    Are you saying you go both ways?

    Dont you? :huh:

    No. I don't have an alternator in my junk. Now I feel inadequate.

    I :heart: your junk


    And it loves you, very much. :blushing:
  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
    I'll bet there's a cat in it somewhere!

    Little more than halfway down...
    On the left hand side...
    Near the silver trash can lid...
    Mostly white kitty with gray on its back...
    Ah! Yes, now I can see the random pu$$y in the junk shot.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Junk pics

    Yes please. :smooched:

    You still have to earn them!
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Junk pics

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    Damn. You got some nice junk there boy. If I had your junk I'd burn mine.

    I like to keep my junk a little more well-kempt and ship shape.

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    Climb aboard y'all.
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