I would pay good money...

stumblinthrulife
stumblinthrulife Posts: 2,558 Member
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...to see an all-are-invited MFP dinner party.
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  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
    you could divide the room in half by serving only ice cream and poptarts.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    you could divide the room in half by serving only ice cream and poptarts.

    and milk.
  • SirBonerFart
    SirBonerFart Posts: 1,185 Member
    I'd give the clean eaters dirty looks
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    I would hoard the good beer.
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    I'll bring cauliflower
  • Keiras_Mom
    Keiras_Mom Posts: 844 Member
    I'd give the clean eaters dirty looks

    And French fries!
  • _bumshaker_
    _bumshaker_ Posts: 40
    I will bring a video camera :)
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    I'll bring cauliflower

    I'll bring condoms.

    good thinking Tyler . . . we're gonna want decorations.
  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
    I could give the entire website a 1-10 rating in like milliseconds just like I do IRL when I'm in public.
  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
    If the dinner was fried chicken I'd have to go eat it in a dark corner
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I'll bring cauliflower

    I'll bring condoms.

    Please make sure they're latex free. I don't want to go into anaphylactic shock when we blow them up.
  • Factory_Reset
    Factory_Reset Posts: 1,651 Member
    I'll bring cauliflower

    I'll bring condoms.

    that is like processed sex

    I only go raw

    I think I just fell in love with you
  • tageekly
    tageekly Posts: 3,755 Member
    I would hoard the good beer.

    I'm gonna hang around hoping he'll share his beer.
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    I would hoard the good beer.

    I would hoard the good *kitten*.
  • VincitQuiSeVincit
    VincitQuiSeVincit Posts: 285 Member
    I would hoard the good beer.

    ...and I will be hanging out with you sir
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I'll bring cauliflower

    I'll bring condoms.

    that is like processed sex

    I only go raw

    I think I just fell in love with you

    MINE!!!!
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I would hoard the good beer.

    I would hoard the good *kitten*.

    Damn. I guess I'll be over here with my vat of pickles :ohwell:
  • judgestacy
    judgestacy Posts: 32
    I would hoard the good beer.

    I'd fight you for the good beer.
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    I would hoard the good beer.

    I would hoard the good *kitten*.

    Damn. I guess I'll be over here with my vat of pickles :ohwell:

    Trade you a *kitten* for a pickle. Wait, are they dill or sweet?
  • Factory_Reset
    Factory_Reset Posts: 1,651 Member
    I'll bring cauliflower

    I'll bring condoms.

    that is like processed sex

    I only go raw

    I think I just fell in love with you

    MINE!!!!

    Think again sweetie

    He don't want no pickles

    He wants RAW

    Always
  • judgestacy
    judgestacy Posts: 32
    I would hoard the good beer.

    I would hoard the good *kitten*.

    I would also fight the good *kitten* for the good beer.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I'll bring cauliflower

    I'll bring condoms.

    that is like processed sex

    I only go raw

    I think I just fell in love with you

    MINE!!!!

    Think again sweetie

    He don't want no pickles

    He wants RAW

    Always

    Oh no you don't... He proposed and EVERYTHING!

    *squinty mean eyes at the green one*
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I would hoard the good beer.

    I would hoard the good *kitten*.

    Damn. I guess I'll be over here with my vat of pickles :ohwell:

    Trade you a *kitten* for a pickle. Wait, are they dill or sweet?

    Dill you, Dirty Bird! The way pickles are meant to be!
  • Factory_Reset
    Factory_Reset Posts: 1,651 Member
    I'll bring cauliflower

    I'll bring condoms.

    that is like processed sex

    I only go raw

    I think I just fell in love with you

    MINE!!!!

    Think again sweetie

    He don't want no pickles

    He wants RAW

    Always

    Oh no you don't... He proposed and EVERYTHING!

    *squinty mean eyes at the green one*

    He PROMISED to NEVER leave me

    AND we exchange candy

    Daily

    *flips hair and finger at you*
  • Factory_Reset
    Factory_Reset Posts: 1,651 Member
    I would hoard the good beer.

    I would hoard the good *kitten*.

    Damn. I guess I'll be over here with my vat of pickles :ohwell:

    Trade you a *kitten* for a pickle. Wait, are they dill or sweet?

    Dill you, Dirty Bird! The way pickles are meant to be!

    Watch out Dirt, she don't know how to do sweet :wink:
  • stumblinthrulife
    stumblinthrulife Posts: 2,558 Member
    I'll bring cauliflower

    I'll bring condoms.

    that is like processed sex

    I only go raw

    I think I just fell in love with you

    MINE!!!!

    Think again sweetie

    He don't want no pickles

    He wants RAW

    Always

    Oh no you don't... He proposed and EVERYTHING!

    *squinty mean eyes at the green one*

    He PROMISED to NEVER leave me

    AND we exchange candy

    Daily

    *flips hair and finger at you*

    Oh hell, yes. We done got ourselves a cat fight! This is what I call dinner entertainment.

    Bring out the inflatable pool full of chocolate pudding!
  • judgestacy
    judgestacy Posts: 32
    I would hoard the good beer.

    I would hoard the good *kitten*.

    Damn. I guess I'll be over here with my vat of pickles :ohwell:

    Trade you a *kitten* for a pickle. Wait, are they dill or sweet?

    the pickles or the *kitten*?
  • SirBonerFart
    SirBonerFart Posts: 1,185 Member
    Ladies don't fight, I'm sure we can work something out
  • Factory_Reset
    Factory_Reset Posts: 1,651 Member
    Ladies don't fight, I'm sure we can work something out

    NO

    WE can work something out

    candy for you :heart:
  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
    you could divide the room in half by serving only ice cream and poptarts.
    Then split it again by offering 'either-or' choice of PopTarts or Toaster Strudels.
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