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Malicious Fecal Distribution?

Doodlewhopper
Doodlewhopper Posts: 1,018 Member
in Fitness and Exercise
Does this meet the definition of "malicious"?
Can the "perpetrator" really dump a deuce this fast or is she merely taking a whiz?

What say you?

http://www.koat.com/news/new-mexico/albuquerque/Runner-poops-in-Yard/-/9153728/21026628/-/y97xo7z/-/index.html

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  • Hadabetter
    Hadabetter Posts: 942 Member
    According to the report, she "left the evidence". She apparently has plenty of fiber in her diet.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    This is awesome!
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  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    at least it was a yard and not a grocery

    poop2.gif

    I could have gone all day without seeing that and been just fine. TYVM. :angry:
  • mynameiscarrie
    mynameiscarrie Posts: 963 Member
    or a hot tub
    holy_sh_45.gif
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    Maliciously is the only way I know how to distribute my fecal matter.
  • michael1976_ca
    michael1976_ca Posts: 3,488 Member
    at least it was a yard and not a grocery

    poop2.gif

    I could have gone all day without seeing that and been just fine. TYVM. :angry:

    gross to the max
  • delaniecastillo
    delaniecastillo Posts: 284
    Does this meet the definition of "malicious"?
    Can the "perpetrator" really dump a deuce this fast or is she merely taking a whiz?

    What say you?

    http://www.koat.com/news/new-mexico/albuquerque/Runner-poops-in-Yard/-/9153728/21026628/-/y97xo7z/-/index.html

    If she is taking a whiz, she wouldn't be leaving a pooptrail.

    I hope he hoses her down. Gross B!
  • lporter229
    lporter229 Posts: 4,907 Member
    When you gotta go, you gotta go....just sayin.
  • ashleyisgreat
    ashleyisgreat Posts: 586 Member
    or a hot tub
    holy_sh_45.gif

    I watched this at least ten times and laughed hysterically. .. all while in the library. I guess that says something about what kind of person I am. Haha.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    I hope he blasts her and posts that video. I'm just glad I'm not the one who has to do her laundry.
  • 1brokegal44
    1brokegal44 Posts: 562 Member
    All I can say is ewwwww. :sick:
  • Doodlewhopper
    Doodlewhopper Posts: 1,018 Member
    or a hot tub
    holy_sh_45.gif


    THIS - without a doubt - a real PARTY POOPER!
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    at least it was a yard and not a grocery

    poop2.gif

    No way!
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    or a hot tub
    holy_sh_45.gif

    This happened (or something like it) in a hot tub at a house I rented. My roommates threw parties all the time. I was on an opposite shift. I came home after a mids shift once, and they were all gone to work. I stripped down, and went out to the backyard. I flipped open the cover on hte hot tub, and alomost puked from the smell that hit me. Then I saw the water. I shut the lid, and went back in to bed.
  • mommabenefield
    mommabenefield Posts: 1,329 Member
    i SWEAR it looks like the same lady at the grocery store!
  • mommabenefield
    mommabenefield Posts: 1,329 Member
    BAWHWHWHWHWAAAAAAA

    "Bad Human"


    HAHAHAHAHA

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    ETA: Crap i cant believe i got this stuck on my feed *hangs head in shame*
  • melindasuefritz
    melindasuefritz Posts: 3,509 Member
    I seen a news story where the jogger poops in the yard YA HE was pooping
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    This in fact, happened. I'm from NM, and we watched this on the morning news earlier this week--amazing. The guy who owned the property said if he caught her at it again, he would spray her with the hose and yell, "Bad Human, Bad Human!!" :laugh: :laugh:
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    This in fact, happened. I'm from NM, and we watched this on the morning news earlier this week--amazing. The guy who owned the property said if he caught her at it again, he would spray her with the hose and yell, "Bad Human, Bad Human!!" :laugh: :laugh:

    THIS is the video I'm waiting for!
  • vjohn04
    vjohn04 Posts: 2,276 Member
    LOL

    IBTL
  • darrensurrey
    darrensurrey Posts: 3,942 Member
    or a hot tub
    holy_sh_45.gif

    I watched this at least ten times and laughed hysterically. .. all while in the library. I guess that says something about what kind of person I am. Haha.

    Head librarian?
  • Joreanasaurous
    Joreanasaurous Posts: 1,384 Member
    bad human!

    Oh gosh. This is so freaking funny
  • ElBence
    ElBence Posts: 291 Member
    I think the state of New Mexico needs to define "Malicious Fecal Distribution" as a tort by statute. Get this guy some money for having to put up with her crap.
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    This in fact, happened. I'm from NM, and we watched this on the morning news earlier this week--amazing. The guy who owned the property said if he caught her at it again, he would spray her with the hose and yell, "Bad Human, Bad Human!!" :laugh: :laugh:

    THIS is the video I'm waiting for!

    The funniest part was when they cut back to the station after the video, the weather guy was apparently pantomiming a squat at his post, got caught, then cut to the anchor who was flat out cracking up.
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