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Malicious Fecal Distribution?

Doodlewhopper
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Does this meet the definition of "malicious"?
Can the "perpetrator" really dump a deuce this fast or is she merely taking a whiz?
What say you?
http://www.koat.com/news/new-mexico/albuquerque/Runner-poops-in-Yard/-/9153728/21026628/-/y97xo7z/-/index.html
Can the "perpetrator" really dump a deuce this fast or is she merely taking a whiz?
What say you?
http://www.koat.com/news/new-mexico/albuquerque/Runner-poops-in-Yard/-/9153728/21026628/-/y97xo7z/-/index.html
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According to the report, she "left the evidence". She apparently has plenty of fiber in her diet.0
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This is awesome!0
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at least it was a yard and not a grocery
I could have gone all day without seeing that and been just fine. TYVM.0 -
or a hot tub0
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Maliciously is the only way I know how to distribute my fecal matter.0
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at least it was a yard and not a grocery
I could have gone all day without seeing that and been just fine. TYVM.
gross to the max0 -
Does this meet the definition of "malicious"?
Can the "perpetrator" really dump a deuce this fast or is she merely taking a whiz?
What say you?
http://www.koat.com/news/new-mexico/albuquerque/Runner-poops-in-Yard/-/9153728/21026628/-/y97xo7z/-/index.html
If she is taking a whiz, she wouldn't be leaving a pooptrail.
I hope he hoses her down. Gross B!0 -
When you gotta go, you gotta go....just sayin.0
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or a hot tub
I watched this at least ten times and laughed hysterically. .. all while in the library. I guess that says something about what kind of person I am. Haha.0 -
I hope he blasts her and posts that video. I'm just glad I'm not the one who has to do her laundry.0
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All I can say is ewwwww. :sick:0
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or a hot tub
THIS - without a doubt - a real PARTY POOPER!0 -
at least it was a yard and not a grocery
No way!0 -
or a hot tub
This happened (or something like it) in a hot tub at a house I rented. My roommates threw parties all the time. I was on an opposite shift. I came home after a mids shift once, and they were all gone to work. I stripped down, and went out to the backyard. I flipped open the cover on hte hot tub, and alomost puked from the smell that hit me. Then I saw the water. I shut the lid, and went back in to bed.0 -
i SWEAR it looks like the same lady at the grocery store!0
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BAWHWHWHWHWAAAAAAA
"Bad Human"
HAHAHAHAHA
ETA: Crap i cant believe i got this stuck on my feed *hangs head in shame*0 -
I seen a news story where the jogger poops in the yard YA HE was pooping0
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This in fact, happened. I'm from NM, and we watched this on the morning news earlier this week--amazing. The guy who owned the property said if he caught her at it again, he would spray her with the hose and yell, "Bad Human, Bad Human!!" :laugh: :laugh:0
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This in fact, happened. I'm from NM, and we watched this on the morning news earlier this week--amazing. The guy who owned the property said if he caught her at it again, he would spray her with the hose and yell, "Bad Human, Bad Human!!" :laugh: :laugh:
THIS is the video I'm waiting for!0 -
LOL
IBTL0 -
or a hot tub
I watched this at least ten times and laughed hysterically. .. all while in the library. I guess that says something about what kind of person I am. Haha.
Head librarian?0 -
bad human!
Oh gosh. This is so freaking funny0 -
I think the state of New Mexico needs to define "Malicious Fecal Distribution" as a tort by statute. Get this guy some money for having to put up with her crap.0
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This in fact, happened. I'm from NM, and we watched this on the morning news earlier this week--amazing. The guy who owned the property said if he caught her at it again, he would spray her with the hose and yell, "Bad Human, Bad Human!!" :laugh: :laugh:
THIS is the video I'm waiting for!
The funniest part was when they cut back to the station after the video, the weather guy was apparently pantomiming a squat at his post, got caught, then cut to the anchor who was flat out cracking up.0
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