What is your Zombie Plan?

ZiaLater
ZiaLater Posts: 23
edited September 21 in Chit-Chat
We all know it is just a matter of time before the zombie apocalypse begins, so on that note... what is your zombie plan?

1. Arm myself
2. Achieve good enough cardio to outrun the zombies!!
3. Collect loved ones and get them to shelter
4. Form an offensive and attack full force!!
5. NOT BECOME A ZOMBIE!!!

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  • dlrcpa
    dlrcpa Posts: 114 Member
    eat lots of garlic?
  • ashlee954
    ashlee954 Posts: 1,112 Member
    eat lots of garlic?

    I actually spit my diet coke all over the computer because of this. LOL!!! Not vampires! :)
  • avgulik
    avgulik Posts: 14 Member
    Learn the Thriller Dance..... then you can just blend in.:happy:
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  • kippers1
    kippers1 Posts: 5
    I dont personally have one. I have 3 teenage boys that do. They even have the 2 different zombie survival guides. So I think I am in good hands with them. :)
  • Chenoachem
    Chenoachem Posts: 1,758 Member
    Learn the Thriller Dance..... then you can just blend in.:happy:

    :laugh: :laugh:

    Get a pilot's license so I can get to the coast. Right? Mexico is suppose to be a good place to go.
  • TheMaidOfAstolat
    TheMaidOfAstolat Posts: 3,222 Member
    1-arm myself (I already have dozens of weapons)
    2-get my family out of the house
    3-get to one of our local high schools...it's a two story school and block off lower floors (the cafeteria is on the top level-so plenty of food)
    4-create a plan of survival
    5-re-kill anything that moves
  • suzyanne
    suzyanne Posts: 50
    LOL..this is awesome! Well, Zia, I know you and I would be gathering the troops together. I think we'd be better off heading someplace cold, rather than hot! My theory is that they would freeze solid in the cold, since their blood doesn't actually circulate. Then we could just go around and shatter them!! Yup, I like Zia and TheMaidOfAstolat's plans. I'm in!! :-D
  • kippers1
    kippers1 Posts: 5
    LOL..this is awesome! Well, Zia, I know you and I would be gathering the troops together. I think we'd be better off heading someplace cold, rather than hot! My theory is that they would freeze solid in the cold, since their blood doesn't actually circulate. Then we could just go around and shatter them!! Yup, I like Zia and TheMaidOfAstolat's plans. I'm in!! :-D

    That's a good point. I have never seen a zombie movie that takes place in a cold climate.
  • dlrcpa
    dlrcpa Posts: 114 Member
    eat lots of garlic?

    I actually spit my diet coke all over the computer because of this. LOL!!! Not vampires! :)

    OK, I thought probably not but clearly I have no clue what you guys are talking about. Just trying to be helpful....
  • kidakiwi04
    kidakiwi04 Posts: 238
    seems like I'm heading to Greenland. Thats the one with all the ice right or is it Iceland??
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,638 Member
    Go on a tv show with Ted McGinley, then when my tv career dies, bend in with the zombies. That’s my plan because I am not a good enough with a weapon to make head shots
  • pressica
    pressica Posts: 361
    eat lots of garlic?

    I actually spit my diet coke all over the computer because of this. LOL!!! Not vampires! :)

    Actually, Diet Coke might be a good line of defense. Thanks for keeping things light hearted OP!
  • ZiaLater
    ZiaLater Posts: 23
    eat lots of garlic?
    lol...it was cute though. Just a hint, zombies eat people...lol. :smile:
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  • Joyjmb
    Joyjmb Posts: 221 Member
    You know, your comments about GARLIC are completely predjudicial. Not enough research has gone into the uses of herbal supplements against zombie hordes. It may have unknown repellent powers. Or at least mask the stench of their rotting flesh.
  • ZiaLater
    ZiaLater Posts: 23
    lol and give your own flesh a better taste for the zombies??? or maybe repel with garlic gas....lmao!!! :)
  • TheOrangeFather
    TheOrangeFather Posts: 13
    Well, if "Resident Evil" has taught me anything, you need to sever their spinal chord or shoot them directly in the head.
  • Mande_G
    Mande_G Posts: 599 Member
    Go on a tv show with Ted McGinley, then when my tv career dies, bend in with the zombies. That’s my plan because I am not a good enough with a weapon to make head shots

    So much for the fabled "precision" shooting of imperial troops, eh? :wink:

    (Love the user pic, btw!)
  • abyt42
    abyt42 Posts: 1,358 Member
    If my recent cardio efforts are a measure of my survivability, then my plan is to slur "Brraaains" and lurch toward the slow movers...
  • Mande_G
    Mande_G Posts: 599 Member
    As for the zombies...

    Gather the family, hit a sporting goods store and stock up on weapons (ranged AND melee) and survival gear, hit a pharmacy and stock up on food, water and medical supplies (bandages, antibiotics and pain pills -- the essentials!), hit the road and head for Alaska!
  • kittytrix
    kittytrix Posts: 557 Member
    We already have an *kitten* kicking zombie crew made up of a bomb-maker, a weapons expert (hubby was in the Army,) medic, (friend's hubby), close range tactical fighter (because I'm Mexi and my buddy is Filipino, we're great with a knife and machete :laugh: ) and a leader.

    Our plan is simple. First get to the Costco where there are limited entrances and plenty of food and supplies.

    Make our way to the Big 5 (weapons and ammo) on our way to the Bass Pro Shop and take out as many zombies as possible!

    Woot! Woot! We are ready!
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
    LOL I love that you mention Costco... I akways tell everyone I want to be at Super WalMart when the zombie apocalypse hits, because they have...everything (including guns and ammo) Costco has a lot of food, but no weapons :smokin:
  • groggyfrog
    groggyfrog Posts: 15
    I only learned to fly small planes in air cadets so we would head to the small airport on centre island. Most likely we will be at the theatre mid-performance of Romeo and Juliet or Macbeth (our most common performances) so we take the swords and the file. Use the file to sharpen the blades instead of smooth them down. Fly to the arctic and spend most the time learning to fight the elements more than the stiff frozen zombies.
  • jez838
    jez838 Posts: 216
    This is hillarious I had a dream about being chased by Zombies just last week. My instinct was to collect my family and drive to the local football (Soccer) club building which is in a park so you can see things coming and has shutters all around the ground floor.
    I also remember ringing my Mum, Dad and Sister because I don't think they've ever seen a Zombie movie so I had to tell them what to do. I'd also use my hurl (Kind of an Irish baseball bat) as a weapon.
  • fat_forever
    fat_forever Posts: 56
    I just saw the latest Resident Evil movie in 3-D and I still have some questions......if the zombies are dead, how can you kill them? They are already dead, right?

    If the zombies are dead, then doesn't that mean that their heart is no longer beating? If their heart is no longer beating, how can they bleed after you shoot them?

    Next, why do the zombies only go after people who aren't zombies? Why don't they kill each other? If they don't find any non-zombies to eat, won't they eventually starve?
  • jez838
    jez838 Posts: 216
    I saw that too over the weekend. I loved it but my boyfriend thought it ripped off the matrix and other films. The shower bit with the giant thing was kind of like the troll in bathroom scene in HP1.

    Answers to questions:

    These questions seem to be arising from particular moments in RE Afterlife 3D.

    if the zombies are dead, how can you kill them? They are already dead, right? Its a film based on a computer game and in a computer game you have more than one life.

    If the zombies are dead, then doesn't that mean that their heart is no longer beating? If their heart is no longer beating, how can they bleed after you shoot them? Its a film based on a computer game and in a computer game you don't have a proper anatomy.

    These questions are more about the Zombie Philosophies:

    Next, why do the zombies only go after people who aren't zombies? They like fresh meat and have the urge to pass on the infection/curse.

    Why don't they kill each other? See above.

    If they don't find any non-zombies to eat, won't they eventually starve? Yes they do starve and die out when they don't get fresh meat in most of the genre.


    They're my opinions. Any one else have any different ideas?
  • amandalc980
    amandalc980 Posts: 383 Member
    Grab the "decorative" swords on the wall to chop off heads
    Run to Sears across the street from my house with my kids and my elderly neighbors.

    OH NO! The zombies are closing in! Stab neighbor in the leg, and run! RUN RUN RUN!
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