Why do people deep throat?

Alex_is_Hawks
Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
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My BFF keeps deep throating my food diary to my SO. She tells him EVERYTHING


is this sabotage?
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  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    They do it because they can. That's why I do it.
  • Trueray
    Trueray Posts: 1,189 Member
    Sorry but I can't take this thread seriously. Head is straight in the gutter and stuck there.
  • Pixi_Rex
    Pixi_Rex Posts: 1,676 Member
    It is not sabotage.

    I do it because I can. But thats just me personally.
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    Your BFF is deep throating you?






    I need better friends.
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    I do it to keep challenging myself. I know I can do better and more. Deep throating helps motivate me.
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    Your BFF is deep throating you?






    I need better friends.

    I have to be honest...I deep throat back.....


    but...is it still sabotage?
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
    Sorry but I can't take this thread seriously. Head is straight in the gutter and stuck there.

    That's not a good place to put it! how the hell did you get it stuck!?
  • mamacita721
    mamacita721 Posts: 194 Member
    My mommy told me that everyone has a special talent and it would be a sin not to share it.
  • Lanise_10
    Lanise_10 Posts: 432 Member
    It took years of practice to get it just right but now I do it because I can and I'm good at it
  • calibriintx
    calibriintx Posts: 1,741 Member
    I think it's just polite.
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    Because calories going in vs calories going out.
  • AJ_Muffin
    AJ_Muffin Posts: 93 Member
    Whaaat? lol

    Um, I think my thoughts are in the gutter also,,,does deep throating have a different meaning on MFP? haha
  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
    can you people slow down? I'm trying to update my spreadsheet.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    In.
  • SirBonerFart
    SirBonerFart Posts: 1,185 Member
    in before the lock and ban
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    Your BFF is deep throating you?






    I need better friends.

    I have to be honest...I deep throat back.....


    but...is it still sabotage?

    Sounds like you have a threesome going there...
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
    Definitely in deep.
  • YaGigi
    YaGigi Posts: 817 Member
    I don't do it!

    I know... I suck...
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
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  • Morninglory81
    Morninglory81 Posts: 1,190 Member
    Some are born with a natural ability. I find I have to replete my self less when the recipient has a recording device.
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
    How much deep throating? I mean, it is easier to deep throat a little. Deep throating a lot takes more effort.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    BFF, deep throat, and SO should never be in the same sentence. Ever.
  • SmartAlec03211988
    SmartAlec03211988 Posts: 1,896 Member
    In so this appears on my newsfeed.
  • MyaPapaya75
    MyaPapaya75 Posts: 3,143 Member
    some love attention any way they can get it
  • CapnGordo
    CapnGordo Posts: 327
    OMG SO FUNNY !!! HILARIOUS !!! CLEVER !!! COMEDY HIT OF THE SUMMER !!!

    HOW ABOUT BACON, GUYS ?!?!?! BACON IS FUNNY 2 !!!

    WHAT ABOUT HARDWOOD FLOORS VERSUS CARPET ?!?!?! GET IT ?!?!?! LOLZ !!!
  • polarsjewel
    polarsjewel Posts: 1,725 Member
    BFF, deep throat, and SO should never be in the same sentence. Ever.

    Not true, depends on what kind of relationship you all have
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Ahh.... poor Tricky D!ck!
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    I am commenting JUST to have this show on my feed!
    Hat tip for originality.
  • pinkpatron
    pinkpatron Posts: 154
    Wait, this thread isn't about *kitten*? Aw man
  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
    OMG SO FUNNY !!! HILARIOUS !!! CLEVER !!! COMEDY HIT OF THE SUMMER !!!

    HOW ABOUT BACON, GUYS ?!?!?! BACON IS FUNNY 2 !!!

    WHAT ABOUT HARDWOOD FLOORS VERSUS CARPET ?!?!?! GET IT ?!?!?! LOLZ !!!

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