Why do people deep throat?

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  • lostdogg
    lostdogg Posts: 450 Member
    Wait, this thread isn't about *kitten*? Aw man

    Also disappointed
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    OMG SO FUNNY !!! HILARIOUS !!! CLEVER !!! COMEDY HIT OF THE SUMMER !!!

    HOW ABOUT BACON, GUYS ?!?!?! BACON IS FUNNY 2 !!!

    WHAT ABOUT HARDWOOD FLOORS VERSUS CARPET ?!?!?! GET IT ?!?!?! LOLZ !!!

    No. Bacon is serious.
  • angelams1019
    angelams1019 Posts: 1,102 Member
    In to have this show up on my news feed! lol
  • JasonT1973
    JasonT1973 Posts: 229 Member
    That's what you get for having Linda Lovelace as your BFF... >.<
  • CapnGordo
    CapnGordo Posts: 327
    OMG SO FUNNY !!! HILARIOUS !!! CLEVER !!! COMEDY HIT OF THE SUMMER !!!

    HOW ABOUT BACON, GUYS ?!?!?! BACON IS FUNNY 2 !!!

    WHAT ABOUT HARDWOOD FLOORS VERSUS CARPET ?!?!?! GET IT ?!?!?! LOLZ !!!
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    LOLZ !!! ITS THAT 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN GUY AND HIS HAIR IS FUNNY !!! LOLZ !!!

    HOW DO U MAKE THE PICTURE MOVE LIKE THAT ?!?!?! IS IT U TUBE ?!?!?! AWESOME !!!
  • edge_dragoncaller
    edge_dragoncaller Posts: 826 Member
    Becareful when you deep throat or you could end up with a foot in your mouth and slapped with a Gag order.
  • K_Serz
    K_Serz Posts: 1,299 Member
    Definition: Informant who spoke to a reporter

    My BFF keeps deep throating my food diary to my SO. She tells him EVERYTHING


    is this sabotage?

    Are you not spreading your diary open for your SO?
  • pnubn1
    pnubn1 Posts: 339 Member
    I do it because it makes my boyfriend lose his mind..........and load
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Definition: Informant who spoke to a reporter

    My BFF keeps deep throating my food diary to my SO. She tells him EVERYTHING


    is this sabotage?

    Are you not spreading your diary open for your SO?

    This might be it. He couldn't get his diary creep on, so he went elsewhere.
  • KristenT2478
    KristenT2478 Posts: 10 Member
    Ok, so does Deep Throat on MFP mean telling someone else all about someone's food diary?? Just make it private if you don't wanna share!
    I have to admit, the topic drew me in here.
  • Mgregory723
    Mgregory723 Posts: 529 Member
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  • j75j75
    j75j75 Posts: 854 Member
    This thread is...not what I was expecting...disappointed
  • darkguardian419
    darkguardian419 Posts: 1,302 Member
    in... for very obvious reasons.

    then out

    then in

    then out

    then in

    then out

    then in

    then hold it for a little bit...

    then out..
  • edge_dragoncaller
    edge_dragoncaller Posts: 826 Member
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  • CycleGuy9000
    CycleGuy9000 Posts: 290
    Because the guy has a big brain?
  • Seesawboomerang
    Seesawboomerang Posts: 296 Member
    I don't believe for a second that deep throating means anything other than deep throating. Why would you make it mean something else? Just why?

    Also disappointed, lol
  • SteveStedge1
    SteveStedge1 Posts: 149 Member
    Using sex terms in ordinary conversation makes one trashy.
  • Happy_10yr
    Happy_10yr Posts: 287 Member
    It took years of practice to get it just right but now I do it because I can and I'm good at it

    .........okay :)
  • JenAndSome
    JenAndSome Posts: 1,893 Member
    In for deep throating BFFs.
  • Rosplosion
    Rosplosion Posts: 739 Member
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    Dirty dirty bacon.

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  • Morninglory81
    Morninglory81 Posts: 1,190 Member
    I don't believe for a second that deep throating means anything other than deep throating. Why would you make it mean something else? Just why?

    Also disappointed, lol
    Deep throat is the name of the watergate informant. Definition is legit.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Your BFF is deep throating you?






    I need better friends.

    :angry:
  • Lanise_10
    Lanise_10 Posts: 432 Member
    It took years of practice to get it just right but now I do it because I can and I'm good at it

    .........okay :)

    LMAO...now I know why I got the friend request!!!! :)
  • summertime_girl
    summertime_girl Posts: 3,945 Member
    Because some people are very good at it. ;)
  • K_Serz
    K_Serz Posts: 1,299 Member
    In for deep throating BFFs.

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  • WhatAnAss
    WhatAnAss Posts: 1,598 Member
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    LOL!!! Too funny!
  • babyj0
    babyj0 Posts: 531 Member
    Because it's FUN.
  • pinkpatron
    pinkpatron Posts: 154
    Giving *kitten* is an art. Takes time to master it. Ive been w my high school sweetheart almost a decade so you know I'm doing something right, haha.
  • pawnstarNate
    pawnstarNate Posts: 1,728 Member
    Totally depends on the gag reflex. Some women just can't handle keeping that BIG of a secret and when they do, they almost instantly gag
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Using sex terms in ordinary conversation makes one trashy.

    :angry:
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