I'm worried about cauliflower extinction

SirBonerFart
SirBonerFart Posts: 1,185 Member
in Food and Nutrition
with all these new recipes being posted on the forums I'm worried MFP will eat the entire supply of cauliflower and leave nothing for future generations to enjoy
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  • TheGymGypsy
    TheGymGypsy Posts: 1,023 Member
    It's ok, I hate cauliflower.
  • JaneLane33
    JaneLane33 Posts: 80 Member
    They can always clone more from the remains of the pieces kids hide under the mashed potatoes or napkin on their plates.
  • skeo
    skeo Posts: 471 Member
    Might explain the price increase as of late; everyone is super excited to try that "Cauliflower hot dog" receipe that was posted awhile back :sick:
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
    me too.
  • BrianSharpe
    BrianSharpe Posts: 9,248 Member
    with all these new recipes being posted on the forums I'm worried MFP will eat the entire supply of cauliflower and leave nothing for future generations to enjoy

    I'm worried about the gaseous emissions caused by eating cruciferous vegetables.......they're full of goodness but they contain raffinose, a sugar some people have a hard time digesting.

    Can someone please open a window......:laugh:
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    They'll have to stop serving it in restaurants, like Chilean sea bass
  • SirBonerFart
    SirBonerFart Posts: 1,185 Member
    They can always clone more from the remains of the pieces kids hide under the mashed potatoes or napkin on their plates.

    No one wants GMO
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Cauliflower can be eradicated from the face of the planet & I'd be ok with that.

    Cauliflower = evil hell spawn
  • Pearsquared
    Pearsquared Posts: 1,656 Member
    Seriously. I bought what I thought was a "medium" cauliflower, and it turns out I needed way more! I may personally cause their extinction with my desire for cauliflower pizza casseroles.
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
    You know what the weirdest thing is? That green super-expensive cauliflower that tastes like broccoli. Why not just eat broccoli?
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  • TheGymGypsy
    TheGymGypsy Posts: 1,023 Member
    Cauliflower can be eradicated from the face of the planet & I'd be ok with that.

    Cauliflower = evil hell spawn

    ^THANK YOU
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Cauliflower can be eradicated from the face of the planet & I'd be ok with that.

    Cauliflower = evil hell spawn

    You better watch your tone before an activist group puts a cauliflower pipe bomb under your car.

    I will retaliate with broccoli farts
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    They won't eat the world's supply. They'll buy it, cook it, take one bite, and throw it out. We can just use garbage cauliflower for our needs.
  • Lizzy622
    Lizzy622 Posts: 3,705 Member
    Don't worry. They developed the international seed vault for just such emergencies.
  • Melissa22G
    Melissa22G Posts: 847 Member
    That's cool, you can have mine.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
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  • Dark_Roast
    Dark_Roast Posts: 17,689 Member
    They won't eat the world's supply. They'll buy it, cook it, take one bite, and throw it out. We can just use garbage cauliflower for our needs.

    cars that run on garbage cauliflower?
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    You know what the weirdest thing is? That green super-expensive cauliflower that tastes like broccoli. Why not just eat broccoli?

    But, but what about the purple ones? Do they taste like grapes?
  • Maddalen101
    Maddalen101 Posts: 307 Member
    what we know as broccoli is actually a hybrid of cauliflower and, I think, broccolini. Brocoflower therefore gets about 3/4 of its genes from cauliflower.
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    I'm pretty sure that first we'll only be able to purchase farm raised cauliflower as the wild, free roaming ones will have been hunted to extinction first.

    Maybe our grandchildren will at least be able to view cauliflower in some zoos. It is truly tragic.
  • nyrina4life
    nyrina4life Posts: 196 Member
    with all these new recipes being posted on the forums I'm worried MFP will eat the entire supply of cauliflower and leave nothing for future generations to enjoy

    Haha! Love this! :laugh:
  • boredlimodriver
    boredlimodriver Posts: 264 Member
    you dont need cauliflower workin on the oil rigs bro. haha
  • ash8184
    ash8184 Posts: 701 Member
    Cauliflower extinction! Oh no!
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,064 Member
    I can't stand cauliflower......ewwwww!
  • GetSoda
    GetSoda Posts: 1,267 Member
    I paid $19.95 for the last head of cauliflower I bought. I had to fight an old vegan for it. Fortunately, he was pretty weak.
  • jennide
    jennide Posts: 41 Member
    They'll have to stop serving it in restaurants, like Chilean sea bass


    HAHAHAHA!!!! I think I cried when they stopped selling the Chilean Sea Bass at my favorite place... & I don't even like fish all that much!
  • neanderthin
    neanderthin Posts: 10,281 Member
    They can always clone more from the remains of the pieces kids hide under the mashed potatoes or napkin on their plates.

    No one wants GMO
    America does, they produce 90% of it.
  • chubaway
    chubaway Posts: 1,645 Member
    They can always clone more from the remains of the pieces kids hide under the mashed potatoes or napkin on their plates.

    No one wants GMO

    I ain't afraid of no GMO!
  • ihad
    ihad Posts: 7,463 Member
    We can always enjoy oatmeal cookie "cauliflower"

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