Just stood growling at my fat....dog looks concerned

...now it knows I mean business (my fat, not the dog!) My kids have seen it all before and that's why I really can't fail this time. I reckon there must be sooooo many consecutive diet failures on these boards and if we all got together to give each other some stern words when we deviated off the path that leads to slim thighs and being able to cast off those bloody tents we wear, well, think we're in with a fighting chance. Add me to your friendship list and if nothing else, my chaotic life is so pathetically hilarious that I reckon you'll lose several pounds of flubber just laughing at me! (if anyone else has mad chaotic lives...definitely befriend me!)