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JakeBrownVB
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Its late at night....
your responding to someones thread on MFP, telling a 6 foot, 190 pound lady that 1200 calories aint enough..
then..
you hear it.. a tap.. tap tap
you pause over your keyboard and listen carefully..... tap
its your window, the glass is being,,, tapped.. tap.... tap tap
your curtains are drawn so you head over, felling really nervous for some reason... tap tap
then a hissssssssssss tap tap
at arms length with a shaking hand... tap tap tap tap... you yank the curtains back
you see this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT DO?
your responding to someones thread on MFP, telling a 6 foot, 190 pound lady that 1200 calories aint enough..
then..
you hear it.. a tap.. tap tap
you pause over your keyboard and listen carefully..... tap
its your window, the glass is being,,, tapped.. tap.... tap tap
your curtains are drawn so you head over, felling really nervous for some reason... tap tap
then a hissssssssssss tap tap
at arms length with a shaking hand... tap tap tap tap... you yank the curtains back
you see this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT DO?
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Invite Inside.0
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double tap.
that is all.0 -
Punch it hard in the face! Everyone who knows me knows you can't do sneak attacks!!! haha hence, why I don't do haunted houses lol0
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Ask him to help you calculate your tdee and if he lifts heavy.0
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You tell Christopher Walken that you loved him in The Deer Hunter and Wedding Crashers. Then you put your pants back on.0
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Ask him to help you calculate your tdee and if he lifts heavy.
ahahah.. brilliant..0 -
I'd take a pillow case and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the s&@t out of it
How many bars of soap do you have laying around? Haha.0 -
go get dad and tell him nans being weird again0
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I'd take a pillow case and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the s&@t out of it
How many bars of soap do you have laying around? Haha.
you seen his abs.. he grinds a bar of soap up in seconds on those bishes.. he gotta go wholesale for dat chit now0 -
Close my eyes too painful to look at!0
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bang0
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Offer up the children!
Kidding of course...I don't even stay up late !0 -
Offer up the children!
Kidding of course...I don't even stay up late !
spat drink over monitor!0 -
tell him the way to the next tanning salon0
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Its late at night....
your responding to someones thread on MFP, telling a 6 foot, 190 pound lady that 1200 calories aint enough..
then..
you hear it.. a tap.. tap tap
you pause over your keyboard and listen carefully..... tap
its your window, the glass is being,,, tapped.. tap.... tap tap
your curtains are drawn so you head over, felling really nervous for some reason... tap tap
then a hissssssssssss tap tap
at arms length with a shaking hand... tap tap tap tap... you yank the curtains back
you see this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT DO?
This would be me!!0 -
Give him your neighbors address0
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Lame.0
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Honey, get the gun, there's some freak peeking in our windows!0
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double tap.
that is all.
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