you see this... what do?

JakeBrownVB
JakeBrownVB Posts: 399 Member
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Its late at night....

your responding to someones thread on MFP, telling a 6 foot, 190 pound lady that 1200 calories aint enough..


then..

you hear it.. a tap.. tap tap

you pause over your keyboard and listen carefully..... tap

its your window, the glass is being,,, tapped.. tap.... tap tap

your curtains are drawn so you head over, felling really nervous for some reason... tap tap

then a hissssssssssss tap tap

at arms length with a shaking hand... tap tap tap tap... you yank the curtains back

you see this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!















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WHAT DO?

Replies

  • pennelope515
    pennelope515 Posts: 369
    Invite Inside.
  • griff7809
    griff7809 Posts: 611 Member
    double tap.

    that is all.
  • BonnieandClyde29
    BonnieandClyde29 Posts: 1,026 Member
    Punch it hard in the face! Everyone who knows me knows you can't do sneak attacks!!! haha hence, why I don't do haunted houses lol
  • Toblave
    Toblave Posts: 244 Member
    Ask him to help you calculate your tdee and if he lifts heavy.
  • bennysammysofie
    bennysammysofie Posts: 331
    You tell Christopher Walken that you loved him in The Deer Hunter and Wedding Crashers. Then you put your pants back on.
  • eric_sg61
    eric_sg61 Posts: 2,925 Member
    I'd take a pillow case and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the s&@t out of it
  • JakeBrownVB
    JakeBrownVB Posts: 399 Member
    Ask him to help you calculate your tdee and if he lifts heavy.

    ahahah.. brilliant..
  • pennelope515
    pennelope515 Posts: 369
    I'd take a pillow case and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the s&@t out of it

    How many bars of soap do you have laying around? Haha.
  • JakeBrownVB
    JakeBrownVB Posts: 399 Member
    go get dad and tell him nans being weird again
  • JakeBrownVB
    JakeBrownVB Posts: 399 Member
    I'd take a pillow case and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the s&@t out of it

    How many bars of soap do you have laying around? Haha.

    you seen his abs.. he grinds a bar of soap up in seconds on those bishes.. he gotta go wholesale for dat chit now
  • 2stepscloser
    2stepscloser Posts: 2,900 Member
    Close my eyes too painful to look at!
  • sub10orbust
    sub10orbust Posts: 706 Member
    bang
  • mickeyullrich
    mickeyullrich Posts: 156 Member
    Offer up the children!

    Kidding of course...I don't even stay up late :smile: !
  • JakeBrownVB
    JakeBrownVB Posts: 399 Member
    Offer up the children!

    Kidding of course...I don't even stay up late :smile: !

    spat drink over monitor! :D:D:D
  • romyd84
    romyd84 Posts: 43 Member
    tell him the way to the next tanning salon
  • WhatAnAss
    WhatAnAss Posts: 1,598 Member
    Its late at night....

    your responding to someones thread on MFP, telling a 6 foot, 190 pound lady that 1200 calories aint enough..


    then..

    you hear it.. a tap.. tap tap

    you pause over your keyboard and listen carefully..... tap

    its your window, the glass is being,,, tapped.. tap.... tap tap

    your curtains are drawn so you head over, felling really nervous for some reason... tap tap

    then a hissssssssssss tap tap

    at arms length with a shaking hand... tap tap tap tap... you yank the curtains back

    you see this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!















    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQmNMT-omvP0z6e70te9pnscvOc8oKhQ-IQHdmrSNerOMY5Cpbdxw

    WHAT DO?


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    This would be me!!
  • kasiaj
    kasiaj Posts: 63 Member
    Give him your neighbors address
  • PepperWorm
    PepperWorm Posts: 1,206
    Lame.
  • MinnieInMaine
    MinnieInMaine Posts: 6,400 Member
    Honey, get the gun, there's some freak peeking in our windows!
  • _Krys10_
    _Krys10_ Posts: 1,234 Member
    double tap.

    that is all.

    This
  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,024 Member
    unzip and tell it to be careful with those teeth
  • emergencytennis
    emergencytennis Posts: 864 Member
    Slip on the Ring and escape with the dwarves, then save Thorin's life.
  • chubby_checkers
    chubby_checkers Posts: 2,352 Member
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    This would be me!!

    Me too. And I probably would have pooped my pants.
  • JakeBrownVB
    JakeBrownVB Posts: 399 Member
    Slip on the Ring and escape with the dwarves, then save Thorin's life.

    excellent response! fed up of people not taking this serious -_-
  • MissEStrange22
    MissEStrange22 Posts: 24
    Get out google translate and ask him to type what he is trying to say.
  • Sublimely_Self_Righteous
    Sublimely_Self_Righteous Posts: 429
    I'd snap a photo of him and make a post on MFP asking what people would do if it were late at night, they were busy talking about some 1,200 calories being too low to some overweight person, and they heard a tapping and some weird dude was in their window.

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