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ijohn001
ijohn001 Posts: 166
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anyone looking for new friends...?

I offer a complete and total, if you are not satisfied with our friendship for any reason, 100% risk free, money back guarantee.

If after just 10 days of being my friend.... if you decide it's just not for you... simply return me, and it will cost you nothing.

However, if you do decide to keep me as a friend, then you continue to enjoy all the humor and motivation you can handle to keep you going.

You decide... operators are standing by.
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  • Lindsey1985x
    Lindsey1985x Posts: 106 Member
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    This is why we're friends...lol..i chucked my receipt x lol
  • ijohn001
    ijohn001 Posts: 166
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    This is why we're friends...lol..i chucked my receipt x lol

    already.... the satisfied customers are stacking up...!!! Your satisfaction is guaranteed.
  • xeno8604
    xeno8604 Posts: 193 Member
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    *facepalm* Ya mean I could have returned ya.....well what about a warranty, do you come with one. And can we change settings to were you speak in Spanish? What about upgrades?
  • Lilylee757
    Lilylee757 Posts: 192 Member
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    I'll try the trial version!
  • jeannine71
    jeannine71 Posts: 66 Member
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    who can pass up this offer? :)
  • sherrirb
    sherrirb Posts: 1,714 Member
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    You are going to give me money for being your friend??? Why didn't I think of this before!?!?!


    FR incoming! :laugh:
  • cicisiam
    cicisiam Posts: 491 Member
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    @ 105 FL I believe you have your fill dear..good luck keeping up with that promise of yours.
  • ijohn001
    ijohn001 Posts: 166
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    You guys are all awesome.
  • ijohn001
    ijohn001 Posts: 166
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    *facepalm* Ya mean I could have returned ya.....well what about a warranty, do you come with one. And can we change settings to were you speak in Spanish? What about upgrades?

    Haha.... the only thing I can do in Spanish is order a taco.
  • xeno8604
    xeno8604 Posts: 193 Member
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    *facepalm* Ya mean I could have returned ya.....well what about a warranty, do you come with one. And can we change settings to were you speak in Spanish? What about upgrades?

    Haha.... the only thing I can do in Spanish is order a taco.

    Maybe a mute option then, LOL
  • Trapwolf
    Trapwolf Posts: 142 Member
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    Good friend thus farly man!!!. :OD

    Is there any fine print...

    like don't feed after midnight...

    or will spontaneously combust every Thursday at noon or anything like that?
  • ijohn001
    ijohn001 Posts: 166
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    *facepalm* Ya mean I could have returned ya.....well what about a warranty, do you come with one. And can we change settings to were you speak in Spanish? What about upgrades?

    Haha.... the only thing I can do in Spanish is order a taco.

    Maybe a mute option then, LOL


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  • ijohn001
    ijohn001 Posts: 166
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    Good friend thus farly man!!!. :OD

    Is there any fine print...

    like don't feed after midnight...

    or will spontaneously combust every Thursday at noon or anything like that?


    yes... definitely don't feed after midnight... lol
  • Trapwolf
    Trapwolf Posts: 142 Member
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    Ha!
  • SinomenJen
    SinomenJen Posts: 262 Member
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    bump as a friend reccomendation!
  • ijohn001
    ijohn001 Posts: 166
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    bump as a friend reccomendation!

    How sweet, Jen.... awww, thanks.
  • JamericanBoy
    JamericanBoy Posts: 484 Member
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    anyone looking for new friends...?

    I offer a complete and total, if you are not satisfied with our friendship for any reason, 100% risk free, money back guarantee.

    If after just 10 days of being my friend.... if you decide it's just not for you... simply return me, and it will cost you nothing.

    However, if you do decide to keep me as a friend, then you continue to enjoy all the humor and motivation you can handle to keep you going.

    You decide... operators are standing by.

    As seen on television?
  • ijohn001
    ijohn001 Posts: 166
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    Haaaa. Yeah. That's good
  • Emartin349
    Emartin349 Posts: 16 Member
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    How do i start a new message board?!?!
  • ijohn001
    ijohn001 Posts: 166
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    @ 105 FL I believe you have your fill dear..good luck keeping up with that promise of yours.

    Nope. My bucket is a big one.

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