MFP Bohemian Rhapsody...

is this real life?
No. This is MFP.
caught in a down slide
no escape from the fatties
work out your thighs
look up to the mods and see
I'm just a newbie
I need more sympathy
because it's cals in, cals out
day in, day out
if it fits my macros doesn't really matter what I eat
what I eat



Mama.... just binged today
ate Doritos in my bed
and a cow cause it was dead
Mama.... I had just begun
but now I've thrown all my work away
Mama.....oooooo
I don't wanna fail
I sometimes wish I'd never been lazy at all



I see a little bottle that I fill with whey
lift and press, lift and press, don't forget your cardio
fat and carbs and protein, I don't know what's stopping me
do some burpies (do some burpies)
do some burpies (do some burpies)
do some burpies right away
more cardio-o-o-o-o-ooooo
(drink all your water or you'll have an episode)
drink all your water or you'll have an episode where you will hate moving at all
cals in, cals out, make it fit my macros
eat healthy
NO!!!! just make it fit my macros (my macros)
eat healthy
just make it fit my macros (my macros)
eat healthy
just make it fit my macros (my macros)
just make it fit my macros (my macros)
just make it fit my macros (my macros)
make it make it make it fit my macros
oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
for my breakfast for my dinner
every meal fits my macros
oh MFP has a tracker that is built for me
For Me-e-e
FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



so you think that I am not doing it right
so you think that fad diets are where it is you should be-e-e
ohhhh silly.... can't believe you're so silly
just gotta keep track, just gotta keep track of it all



if it fits your macros, anyone can see
if it fits your macros....
doesn't really matter what you eat......



don't forget your cardio......