How hard is it to get a dry hump at the gym?

Jersey_Devil
Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
edited February 1 in Chit-Chat
seriously, i like to do self myofacial release during my warm up to get out the kinks in my muscles, but whoever else uses those foam hump things before me never wipes up after themselves. Its disgusting when you touch those rollers and they are all wet. I just want a dry one. Vent over. Sorry to put this in the chit chat section, I know I probably should have put it under fitness, but I am sure others here can relate.

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  • TyTy76
    TyTy76 Posts: 1,761 Member
    Clever.
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    I'll dry hump you. You said it chaffed you though. :ohwell:
  • EatClean_WashUrNuts
    EatClean_WashUrNuts Posts: 1,590 Member
    Apparently you dont realize the reason for the abundant amount of chlorine in the hottub.
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    You are brave for using the one in the gym.
  • sheenarama
    sheenarama Posts: 733 Member
    In for dry humping!
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    That does sound gross. Sorry you had to deal with that. :flowerforyou:
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    That does sound gross. Sorry you had to deal with that. :flowerforyou:

    Thanks for all the responses. Just curious, but is this just a problem at my gym?.. what I mean is Do your gyms give you dry humps?
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    In for dry humps!
  • jesusHchris
    jesusHchris Posts: 1,405 Member
    My gym encourages dry humps. I'm pretty sure that's what all the MRSA warning signs are about.
  • Alta2000
    Alta2000 Posts: 655 Member
    I do not what dry hump is at the gym, because I know of a different one. But unless is metal/plastic or anything it can wiped down and disinfected, I would not touch it.
  • sukiwabi
    sukiwabi Posts: 221 Member
    i have the same problem with the bosu balls at my gym. when those used balls are slick with sweat, i just can't get any traction! sheesh, people. have some consideration. no one likes to land face first onto a big blue ball.
  • m00tmike
    m00tmike Posts: 248 Member
    I've never had a Jim give me a dry hump... Am I doing something wrong?
  • m00tmike
    m00tmike Posts: 248 Member
    I feel like there is a sexual inuendo somewhere in this thread... am I the only one picking that up?
  • AshleyM71
    AshleyM71 Posts: 3,029 Member
    seriously, i like to do self myofacial release during my warm up to get out the kinks in my muscles, but whoever else uses those foam hump things before me never wipes up after themselves. Its disgusting when you touch those rollers and they are all wet. I just want a dry one. Vent over. Sorry to put this in the chit chat section, I know I probably should have put it under fitness, but I am sure others here can relate.
  • AshleyM71
    AshleyM71 Posts: 3,029 Member
    Ha! I know! The coochie germs that must be crawling on my phone when I put it down on a weight bench at the gym. Nar-nar!
  • skeo
    skeo Posts: 471 Member
    You are braver than I to even consider touching one of those things. And the fact that people leave them lying around everywhere drives me nuts. I don't touch it, I scoot it out of the way with my foot. They're always moist and smell funky. I would say invest in a personal one of your own.
  • Doodlewhopper
    Doodlewhopper Posts: 1,018 Member
    I'll dry hump you. You said it chaffed you though. :ohwell:

    What a brute. Lady you need a time out. Youre so wicked. :wink:
  • Doodlewhopper
    Doodlewhopper Posts: 1,018 Member
    Cindy Jane dry humped me back in 3rd grade - and I developed a stutter that stayed with me until puberty....
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    I'll dry hump you. You said it chaffed you though. :ohwell:

    What a brute. Lady you need a time out. Youre so wicked. :wink:
    Come give me my time out. :wink:
  • DainaLC
    DainaLC Posts: 18,937 Member
    I feel like there is a sexual inuendo somewhere in this thread... am I the only one picking that up?
    I picked that up too, but I put it right back down!
  • Doodlewhopper
    Doodlewhopper Posts: 1,018 Member
    I'll dry hump you. You said it chaffed you though. :ohwell:

    What a brute. Lady you need a time out. Youre so wicked. :wink:
    Come give me my time out. :wink:


    Uh....will it hurt? :blushing:

    LOL
  • MzManiak
    MzManiak Posts: 1,361 Member
    I like to give out dry humps at my gym... but apparently it's frowned upon. :frown:
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    i have the same problem with the bosu balls at my gym. when those used balls are slick with sweat, i just can't get any traction! sheesh, people. have some consideration. no one likes to land face first onto a big blue ball.

    Exactly. Sweaty balls are so nasty.
  • findingmeagain2
    findingmeagain2 Posts: 891 Member
    On the fence with the sweaty balls, but all in for dry humps........at the gym....well everywhere else really ;)
  • emtjmac
    emtjmac Posts: 1,320 Member
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