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Plant-based diets will make you bulky. >:(

BrainyBurro
BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
edited February 1 in Chit-Chat
it's true! see below for incontrovertible evidence...

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...i'm not a scientist, but i did stay at a Holiday Inn last night.

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  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
    lol, look at the rhino.
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    I blame those fat donkeys.

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  • DainaLC
    DainaLC Posts: 18,937 Member
    I didn't know you could milk a bull!
  • verymissk
    verymissk Posts: 262 Member
    I didn't know you could milk a bull!


    You can milk anything with nipples.
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    I didn't know you could milk a bull!


    You can milk anything with nipples.

    if there's only one, odds are that's NOT a nipple.
  • etoiles_argentees
    etoiles_argentees Posts: 2,827 Member
    I blame those fat donkeys.

    draft_lens6361591module50863171photo_1249830854fat-donkey-1.jpg

    and burros.

    fat+*kitten*+donkey+burro.jpg
  • funforsports
    funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member
    I didn't know you could milk a bull!


    You can milk anything with nipples.

    if there's only one, odds are that's NOT a nipple.

    I think I see three,

    which just means there is going to be three lucky cow ladies tonight.
  • BathtubBadger
    BathtubBadger Posts: 217 Member
    Psh! You don't get muscles from protein, it's from PICKING UP HEAVY THINGS

    Because... Rhynos. They pick up.... Stuff.
  • walleyclan1
    walleyclan1 Posts: 2,784 Member
    Bulky in the colon maybe
  • Candi_land
    Candi_land Posts: 1,311 Member
    Only if you smoke them. :smokin:
  • DainaLC
    DainaLC Posts: 18,937 Member
    I didn't know you could milk a bull!


    You can milk anything with nipples.

    if there's only one, odds are that's NOT a nipple.

    I think I see three,

    which just means there is going to be three lucky cow ladies tonight.
    Plant based diets can do that???
  • SmallMimi
    SmallMimi Posts: 541 Member
    I didn't know you could milk a bull!


    You can milk anything with nipples.

    if there's only one, odds are that's NOT a nipple.

    I think I see three,

    which just means there is going to be three lucky cow ladies tonight.

    Looks like a female cow to me
  • thesupremeforce
    thesupremeforce Posts: 1,206 Member
    Psh! You don't get muscles from protein, it's from PICKING UP HEAVY THINGS

    Because... Rhynos. They pick up.... Stuff.

    They pick up women. Rhynos are very popular with the ladies.
  • DainaLC
    DainaLC Posts: 18,937 Member
    I didn't know you could milk a bull!


    You can milk anything with nipples.

    if there's only one, odds are that's NOT a nipple.

    I think I see three,

    which just means there is going to be three lucky cow ladies tonight.

    Looks like a female cow to me
    Female with horns?
  • kittyhasclaws
    kittyhasclaws Posts: 446 Member
    I didn't know you could milk a bull!

    Yeah... That's not a bull. Horns do not a bull make.
  • walleyclan1
    walleyclan1 Posts: 2,784 Member
    It is a female. They can get horns too!
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    It is a female. They can get horns too!

    in... for horny females!

    (apology to readers - sometimes, you just have to pick the low hanging joke fruit, even it's not up to your usual standards)
  • DainaLC
    DainaLC Posts: 18,937 Member
    It is a female. They can get horns too!
    I think I need to get out of the city more!
  • kittyhasclaws
    kittyhasclaws Posts: 446 Member
    I didn't know you could milk a bull!


    You can milk anything with nipples.

    if there's only one, odds are that's NOT a nipple.

    I think I see three,

    which just means there is going to be three lucky cow ladies tonight.

    Looks like a female cow to me
    Female with horns?

    Yes. There are breeds where the females have horns.
  • namluv
    namluv Posts: 194 Member
    I am so in love with this thread :)
  • beckyboop712
    beckyboop712 Posts: 383 Member
    Awesomeness :-)
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
    bwahahah I've been looking for a thread I can use this in..

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  • adlace
    adlace Posts: 375 Member
    Eat your vegetables or you will look like a freaky, freaky little tarsier-- Ze Frank
  • Mother_Superior
    Mother_Superior Posts: 1,624 Member
    Bulky in the colon maybe

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  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
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  • brower47
    brower47 Posts: 16,356 Member
    I didn't know you could milk a bull!


    You can milk anything with nipples.

    if there's only one, odds are that's NOT a nipple.

    I think I see three,

    which just means there is going to be three lucky cow ladies tonight.

    Looks like a female cow to me
    Female with horns?

    Different breeds, different horns. Some breeds don't have horns at all, male or female. Selective breeding, baby.
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